You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
I will not

JamesTheBoi1 5 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

Aideny 6 months ago
Same

420DankLord42 9 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence 13 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno 6 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh 11 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

breadcatreal 5 months ago
Ancient comments

Erron Fish 13 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
Yep
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Pengu11 11 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Drosky23 8 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara 9 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fan 2 years ago
damn

JoeSmough 9 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes 9 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy 9 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot 9 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help 10 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA96 3 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod 9 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu 9 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently 9 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla02 9 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_ 10 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig88 10 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan 13 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen 13 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
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Ben Maclean 13 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira 13 years ago
PARADOXES!

Kevin Zaharas 13 years ago
get a friend to press it

Amber Hollis 13 years ago
what just happened.......

Galhaar 12 years ago
Worth it. Do it for Dishonored 2 and TTG TWD!

Gooblin 3 years ago
You cannot press the button. ?ehhhhh...

LukeHD 10 years ago
I already pressed it, when the negative Part comes to work. Loophole

KineticTimeLord 11 years ago
Then what is the point of pressing the button, eh?

USGC 8 years ago
Weeb

Glenn de Heiden 10 years ago
Buuuut, this is a "but" that happens AFTER you press the button and you're able to speak Japanese, meaning that after that you'll be unable to press the button, but it'll have no value to you anymore.

DoffyGirl 11 years ago
I'm already studying Japanese so I win either way ;D

RMtickles 9 years ago
A lot of these seem like they are made by anime nuts

Sir Dog Man-Thing 11 years ago
Flawed

RemyMeow 11 years ago
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phamster17 9 years ago
lol good one i like this dellima

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago
Never said what button

Fabulous Giraffe 11 years ago
PARADOX

BrightStream2002 9 years ago
I already know Hiragana bitch :D On my way to fluent-ness!

ME-HAS-SWEET-BUTT 9 years ago
I only know how to verbally greet someone in Japanese... I'm jealous, wait what about katakana?

DeathStarDestroyer 11 years ago
Son of a *****!!!

TheTrollerLord 5 years ago
Breaking the laws

Pokeminer 10 years ago
I would give up this game to work at Nintendo!

MrPedroia 11 years ago
Well, fine then if you say so

ramy3r 12 years ago
i can press it hehe xD

trojanfan 11 years ago
Well I will just press dat button anyways. DANG IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

Gaze 6 years ago
Lol I"ve licked the buttom

Cipher2327 10 years ago
PRESS THE BUTTON EVERYONE!!!

Alphawolfun 11 years ago
What I do not understand the Button?

Silverhawk_2018 9 years ago
But I just press this hutton :/

Lman 10 years ago
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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