You learn Japanese and become a fluent speaker and reader. You get a reasonable amount of money and all of your ideal video-games are being released.
but
You cannot press the button.
I will not


JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Me: *presses the button*

420DankLord428 years ago
Since the downside only applies AFTER you press it, the "downside" doesn't apply here

Kieran Lawrence12 years ago
I can press the button whenever I want. Screw you.

Orionameno5 years ago
Rebbelion!!!!!
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mebruh9 years ago
PRESSED IT ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!420 Blaze!!!!!!!!!!!!!#Getrekt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOLO!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!MLG!!!!!!!!!!GAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!360!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Pr0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pengu119 years ago
Asker: You cannot press the button Me: *Presses the Button And Button Gets Destroyed* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOo *Asker Dies*

Erron Fish12 years ago
This isn't a paradox. Nice try tho. After pushing it once to achieve the result is when the downside will take effect. Thus, after the fact, I can't push the button anymore. Check.

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
Yep
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Drosky237 years ago
So, you"re saying if I press the button, a black hole will form and will consume the entire universe.

EikichiKuwabara7 years ago
Try me bitch. I do what I want.

BFDI_Fanlast year
damn

JoeSmough7 years ago
So pretty much you become miyuzaki and make dark souls

Genuinepotatoflakes8 years ago
That is so cruel. How could you do that??! (I forgive you but don't do it again)

SavageAnimeGod8 years ago
Minus I forgive you

b3njy8 years ago
Screw you im pressing it! *click*

SmokeSaibot8 years ago
What are you gonna do about it? Huh?

every-other-name-is-taken-help8 years ago
but why Japanese?

JordanA962 years ago
Why not? It’s a cool language.

SavageAnimeGod8 years ago
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!

FUCKu8 years ago
SCREW YOU

Somepersonapparently8 years ago
Haha you are fynny. NOW GO TO GULAG!

Tesla028 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON BITCH!!!

elibily_8 years ago
I couldn't press the button..

Ig888 years ago
Funny thing is when I pushed the button on my tablet crashed

Kamdiria Lathan12 years ago
when I pushed the button I aggressively stuck my middle finger at 'You cannot press the button.'

William Christopher Allen12 years ago
Fuck the police!

Taker_of_Hells3 years ago
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Ben Maclean12 years ago
Well I just did. What now?

Marcelo Ferreira12 years ago
PARADOXES!

Kevin Zaharas12 years ago
get a friend to press it

Amber Hollis12 years ago
what just happened.......

Glenn de Heiden9 years ago
Buuuut, this is a "but" that happens AFTER you press the button and you're able to speak Japanese, meaning that after that you'll be unable to press the button, but it'll have no value to you anymore.

DoffyGirl10 years ago
I'm already studying Japanese so I win either way ;D

RMtickles8 years ago
A lot of these seem like they are made by anime nuts

Sir Dog Man-Thing9 years ago
Flawed

Galhaar11 years ago
Worth it. Do it for Dishonored 2 and TTG TWD!

Gooblin2 years ago
You cannot press the button. ?ehhhhh...

LukeHD9 years ago
I already pressed it, when the negative Part comes to work. Loophole

KineticTimeLord10 years ago
Then what is the point of pressing the button, eh?

USGC7 years ago
Weeb

BrightStream20028 years ago
I already know Hiragana bitch :D On my way to fluent-ness!

ME-HAS-SWEET-BUTT8 years ago
I only know how to verbally greet someone in Japanese... I'm jealous, wait what about katakana?

DeathStarDestroyer10 years ago
Son of a *****!!!

TheTrollerLord4 years ago
Breaking the laws

Pokeminer9 years ago
I would give up this game to work at Nintendo!

RemyMeow10 years ago
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phamster177 years ago
lol good one i like this dellima

Imaunicornshh9 years ago
Never said what button

Fabulous Giraffe10 years ago
PARADOX

Gaze5 years ago
Lol I"ve licked the buttom

Cipher23279 years ago
PRESS THE BUTTON EVERYONE!!!

Alphawolfun10 years ago
What I do not understand the Button?

Silverhawk_20188 years ago
But I just press this hutton :/

MrPedroia9 years ago
Well, fine then if you say so

ramy3r10 years ago
i can press it hehe xD

trojanfan10 years ago
Well I will just press dat button anyways. DANG IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA

RobloxGamer3408 years ago
You cant press the button... But you can!
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