You will have an unlimited supply of money
but
Nobody will ever love you or even like you, never experiencing intimacy.
I will not


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CHEESEY_POTATOES9 years ago
It never said everyTHING will hate you. Ill just adopt a puppy! (and train it to bite anyone that hates me)

RienKlaassen7 years ago
Lets evolve Some ape real fest with all dat moneh
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Sub-Zero3429 years ago
Meh, thats what strip clubs are for....

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Don't count on it, gender equality activists are looking to shut down strip clubs so this would be short lived.
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oldnotweak9 years ago
id rather have money than people. people are assholes

Logical-loopholes7 years ago
If they hate you for no reason then yes they are assholes... WTF oldnotweak CLEARLY PRESSED THE BUTTON AND domZ127 HATES YOU FOR NO REASON
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YungStupidGamer9 years ago
I could still have sex though? So sex without the girl wanting to get intimate. Win/win

CommentingDevice8 years ago
Aw shit... *When you realize you"re too in love to care about money anymore*

John Brown12 years ago
Prostitutes...

ThePaulDude4 years ago
Doesn't really constitute as a loophole because it"s still being intimate with a woman, even if it is a woman of easy virtue.
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Jackcatblackcat7 years ago
My cat will scratch everyone then

PinkUglySlug7 years ago
FUCK PEOPLE! IM A SLUG NOW!!!!!!!! MY PROFILE PIC IS WUT I THINK OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!

Kirishima_Eijirou8 years ago
im pretty sure no one likes me now

EthanMyatt8 years ago
So be myself but rich

Jun August July12 years ago
Good, I'll look for the heartless, I don't need nobodies.

Achilles and me9 years ago
All the puppys

sub_zero7209 years ago
I HATE

thechaostheory9 years ago
This is a stupid question for aromatic and asexual people. Of course press the button.

mrmoustash9 years ago
Masturbate or get a sex doll

PStar2 months ago
the second option is already working for me

Right Ledt10 years ago
Jun August July, your reference just made my day.

amb9 years ago
😭😭😭😎

Themudkiper6 years ago
You guys are getting payed?

Zach Harker12 years ago
im willing to sacrifice myself to end word hunger and whatnot

Bloodwolf149 years ago
Use the money to make them like you

ActvGalaxy7 years ago
i can just give them money and then they will like me

missnyrie™9 years ago
That's fine their faces will like me no one cares about their body's.... Am I right people XD

mgsplayer19 years ago
cant do

SirMeliodas859 years ago
whats the point in living this life if you noone to live for

maxwell_889 years ago
Peace, Love, and Sunshine.

CyndiHuddleston8 years ago
Money money Money, no more worried. Sad to say love and intimacy doesn't keep a roof over my head. I can love myself and be happy rolling in the dough 😂😂😂

Arctic_3 years ago
I will Just Go to A strip Club Win/Win

Peradox11 years ago
I'll save the world. Or destroy it. Or maybe even both.

Coffeeyote8 years ago
Cool. An unlimited supply of money means I can do a nearly unlimited amount of good in the world. Who cares if nobody likes me, as long as I can help people?

Creeper20009 years ago
Push it but there love

vivdog149 years ago
I like bread

sub_zero7209 years ago
LOOCK

CoolrorU7 years ago
Scrooge

HJE 3 SLASH9 years ago
Who cares if no one would ever like you, you could donate money to charity then charity has an unlimited supply of money as well, From an unknown benefactor

366348e9 years ago
Whats the negative? I already hate everyone and yet they still like me?

Right Ledt10 years ago
But yeah, I already am lonely so... no downside...

Acrux9 years ago
If you have good friends you will always have money xD

Paradox kid9 years ago
Nope just get money from your people then

samomezz9 years ago
http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/201881 heres a hard decision sort of related to this plz love me

Matix7774 years ago
Like if anything changed

Ashley DeWitt12 years ago
not even for mlp

Bazook9 years ago
Money is my lover, I'll make a sex doll out of money and just use that. Problem solved

THEBUTTONCHOISE7 years ago
i love money

Ellate9 years ago
Grand out noone likes me anyway so yay plus I'd like to help the poor, stop global warming, ect.

JustinRay8 years ago
Fym...? No one loved mean in the first place.

TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
:"(😭

dolphinlover6099 years ago
i will give £100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to charity

kizzy cupcake 9 years ago
"Hey have a gillion dollars, friend! I love you being at my side all the time!" "Have i not told you to keep your mouth and millon bucks to yourself? Gah. Leave me alone, creep."

Revan Arcata9 years ago
so jut have hate sex?
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