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Maharid4 months ago

You wear a sock costume.

Schmucklehed8 months ago

but do thigh highs count as socks?

FoxyTheSilverFoxlast year

If I wore just socks, the women would be all over me even more than before!!! Fuehfehfehfeh!!!

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Well then if I only wear socks then I will definitely be a dicktator

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

Lol get it

LordVega9 years ago

Socks emperor! LOL

Ashley Cant12 years ago

being a dictator you just get everyone to wear socks..

PiperKeizor7 years ago

That means u we’re just socks no other clothing 😬

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Froppy6 years ago

*gets ready to wear ALL of the long socks* every season is sock season

Ajdamek9 years ago

But my slaves dont see my penis because i put sock on it

Schmucklehed8 months ago

genius

Meridian Prall12 years ago

I could make a sock suit and wear sock clothes.

GRENINJAGO7 years ago

True...

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Easypickens137 years ago

Where’s the Downside?

Bxsic7 years ago

Its too much to handle as a dictator of the WHOLE WORLD which is why we have different governments in different places duhh

Shimmer99017 years ago

It"s a deal McNeil

Coco_Mocha8 years ago

Typicall Sunday Afternoon

Radziecki9 years ago

Create a sock producing company named JUST. Problem solved.

Mooey moo9 years ago

XD make em' pjs then there clothes and socks

Konato9 years ago

I would just stand there triumphantly. Make a fashion statement.

bilbo baggins9 years ago

i will never turn to the dark side

Katie Riedy12 years ago

As dictator of the world my first act is that the words for 'clothes' and 'socks' switch.

bahamallama2009 years ago

@GitGood just keep them on your ankles or something, as long as there on you you are technically wearing them.

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Carolina Herrera12 years ago

So basically naked wearing socks? Better make them thigh highs.

Yotethemote7 years ago

*slow clap*

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Devin Christopher Foreman12 years ago

Still no downside.

Standartbriish2 years ago

responsobilities

Ty Cooper12 years ago

So no difference

imabossmate9 years ago

U will get arrested for it though

Jamenneel9 years ago

you're the dictator... who's going to arrest you?

belle297 years ago

why would i want to be dictator? i feel like that is so much responsibility and straight up not allowing for freedom for anyone in the world with different beliefs than me

belle297 years ago

@generic, yeah but dictatorships are just generally awful, and maybe it doesn't seem like much work but it would be lol

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CarpetSharx79 years ago

This is socially acceptable on my planet.

Ridragon8 years ago

Socks are now a rate commodity that I and only I have access to.

JOhm8 years ago

I see no downside to this

Root user10 years ago

He never say about being covered in stuff that like mud

Sir Izzy_58869 years ago

I now can't unsee Hitler in knee-highs

Sir Izzy_58869 years ago

Whoops, double post lol

Jeremy Kuznetsov12 years ago

Body socks????

AsuraShun3 years ago

clothes are socks for the body

skatershit9 years ago

#socksuitbitch

Adomas9 years ago

You get a dog but he poops all over the house

Devosen5 years ago

You could just force really smart people to invent better footwear that wouldn't be considered shoes

bouncingdonutz8 years ago

Just wear very long socks, sew socks together to make clothing...

EyeofEndor_Gamer10 years ago

Endor shall RISE!!!!!

Penis1237 years ago

Socks suit

Dojocookie9 years ago

Yayyyyyyyyyy i shall make my people nudists

Krusek8 years ago

I can't go back to Minnesota in the winter now.

regret_nothing10 years ago

yeeeeeeeees!!!!

DV01009 years ago

Done! give me my socks.

Ultimatekewi329 years ago

Downside?

Elyse Mason12 years ago

Make clothes out of socks

MangleLovesYou9 years ago

LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH *sits and plays it for hours*

mariovsleo7 years ago

I dont want to be a dictator dammit

salad489 years ago

Even naked you fucking have contol over the whole planet. Everyone will obey you. You could donate money into researching cancer or orphanages. You could have so much money so that 99% of the population will be above average with their budget (Or just enough people not to cause inflation.).

mrbuck8324 years ago

dictating is so much work, its not worth it.

LordVega9 years ago

Socos emperor

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago

You can dictate yourself into putting shoes on

Tomskeleton10 years ago

Stay in bed 4eva

QyqvYoshi9 years ago

I JUST MAKE MASSIVE SOCKS THAT COVER MY BODY

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