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You gain the ability to teleport anywhere at anytime
but
Everytime you do teleport, you have to use the restroom immediatly
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bigdaddy959 years ago
I will be known as the shitting bank robber :D

WalkedFIRE096 months ago
That is hilarious 😂
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unilew9 years ago
even if you would not like to use the ability you can still presss the button and just never use it, but if you don't and in the futar you regret it you can just use the ability

Sennomo9 years ago
Exactly what I thought.

LightBreaker089 years ago
I'd just use it everytime I have to take a shit just to get there faster.

Jamets5 years ago
Your a genius

Valeria Torres12 years ago
easy, I teleport to a restroom at the place I want to visit

khkl52 months ago
Hey, I think the same as you
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Booze_Lightyear8 years ago
That will be funny, imagine like a guy pops out of nowhere, then he just holds his pants while he rushes to the restroom XD.

Phase8 years ago
XD I CAN'T BREATHE

GalceonGod117 years ago
Officer I didn't do any drugs *shits pants*

Trailman057 years ago
Oh Boy

javixdxd9 years ago
It doesn't say that i must pee or poo, so i will go later

Alex4047 years ago
A lot of people talking about shit, but it does not specify, could be you just need to piss really badly.

JoeyDiPatre7 years ago
Well. Can i use trump as restroom?

Mareya5 years ago
Go ahead, he won't notice, he is already shit

Dontpressfoxytofar7 years ago
I mean dipper?

Trailman057 years ago
Ummm, oh I got it, please send me to the restroom in my girlfriends house

LS8 years ago
YAS

David James Swain12 years ago
I'd teleport to the nearest available toilet to where I wanna go

20GigaBytes9 years ago
I would teleport myself in a swimming pool so I can pee where kids play.

Per Lundström12 years ago
Hell to the yes! I'll shit on the floor if need be.

thenotoriousjog7 years ago
It"s time to get schwifty

Kaitlyn Harvey12 years ago
Diapers!!!

Brett Egan12 years ago
im male, so defocating anywhere works just fine for me

my name jeff10 years ago
I agree

SoulDreemurr9 years ago
EW NO

Nieroshai9 years ago
Then I'll always teleport to the nearest bathroom to where I want to go.

sonictorin10 years ago
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SpuddyTheHero9 years ago
This is fake you idiot, I read one of these five days ago.

GD Shane9 years ago
I'd teleport to an free male toilet stall in Ikea.

dooperer11 years ago
So, real life, but faster? I'm in

Timelypat8 years ago
Worth it

Bikacha4 years ago
teleort to the restroom duh

RobinSwede8 years ago
instant transmision

Sweg lord90009 years ago
Downside in 3

Loophole man9 years ago
Pee on the florr

PC Mustard Rice10 years ago
So like Jumper? Just acquire a restroom or an area concealed enough for a little shit.

LoopholeFimder7 years ago
Just teleport to the nearest toilet of wherever you want to go

dyrus10 years ago
teleport to the nearest restroom where you want to go

Pademelon7 years ago
Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it

_PayThePop_9 years ago
Wear a diaper each time you teleport

Axel_awsome8 years ago
Does if mean poop or pee ?

Timelypat8 years ago
Really?

mcscelly9 years ago
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News: Bank vault recently ransacked and feces found

Dave Leon12 years ago
Teleport to the nearest place to where you want to go that's appropriate to use the bathroom

a1i2d3a4n10 years ago
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Wolfsoles7 years ago
I always need to go toilet I see no downside

Rekt Much Bro?9 years ago
Wear diapers again, Problem solved

NicholeCallaway7 years ago
It’s easy to find a bathroom so yes

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago
much better than working weeks or months for a plane ticket!!I´d just teleport with my pants down and toilet paper and soap and water in my hands.. if to unknown location i´d choose a spot via google maps where i´d be alone. to know location: same.. what i...[Show full comment]

Violet_ihateyou10 years ago
Teleport to the restroom in the destination

nperson19 years ago
Cool. I already use the bathroom 8000 times a day.

krejcar2510 years ago
Wel how 'bout teleporting to a restroom?? :P

voterasthesame4 years ago
just tp to a tolit u fools

AriT3218 years ago
i would press it for emergancies

Fartkontrol7 years ago
Get one of those portable toilets.

Diamondnycz9 years ago
I'll live lmao

Butterteam510 years ago
Teleport to the bathroom or bush where u go
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