You know exactly what to say and when to say it in any social situation.
but
...at the cost of losing all bowel control.
I will not

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago
@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT
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RomanGwizdak 9 years ago
Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

RavenN 5 years ago
Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra 9 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago
Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy4 10 years ago
i"m right here kid

denald trimp 10 years ago
what is bowel control?

greaterfiend 6 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
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NicksterStuidos 11 years ago
And the downside is...?

greaterfiend 6 years ago
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
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mylee1234 8 years ago
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t... [Show full comment]

Lance Matsumoto 13 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

devi941 10 years ago
47 years ago?
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EvilSandwich 9 years ago
So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast65 10 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Galaxy_girl_ 10 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce 13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee1234 8 years ago
Reply if you found the difference: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ [Show full comment]
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Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce 13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan 13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

nytay2015 11 years ago
I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it

Jagermeister1537 9 years ago
It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.

KatirinaMantovant 10 years ago
That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet

Umbrex 11 years ago
............ . . . . . . . . .

holb9957 10 years ago
adult dipper

James Gill 13 years ago
Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

CaptainRatObvious 8 years ago
I'll stay antisocial

dudebro101 11 years ago
Worth it to be able to shut these social justice warrior right the fuck up

zombiemold 11 years ago
Lol lance

Sparklingly 12 years ago
I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...

Sho99 7 years ago
Nope

OmegaTV 10 years ago
adult diapers?

SnowJohn 9 years ago
I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels

Imaunicornshh 11 years ago
Do not worry you'll know what to tell them

nytay2015 11 years ago
And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner

boilingwillya 11 years ago
Shut up you PORNO

Tanner Unsworth 13 years ago
Umm... Ew?

3ogdy 9 years ago
How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.

DJLPbutton2 3 years ago
Jokes on you i will be in the bathroom already taking care of it.

Smokeyavatior 10 years ago
I'm not social anyway

zerofireking13 11 years ago
I will not shit my pants for that reason

superzeldamon 12 years ago
Nah!not worth it!

Woody304 8 years ago
DIPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Miro Wadhwa 13 years ago
Whats bowel

DeadCobra 11 years ago
Not worth it

Dreamwarrior14 11 years ago
Two words for you " Adult Diapers"

FlameWraith123 10 years ago
Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.

Slider4569 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

OPOSSUM_ 5 years ago
"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"

Johnathan Lowell Bullis 13 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

nmsnerd 11 years ago
well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward

KaylTheTaco 11 years ago
whats the downside?

Jdude1433 11 years ago
So you can win money but crap everywhere

Potwhole 3 years ago
Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet

thereisnospoon 10 years ago
I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...
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