Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.
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ExhaustedCobra9 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament
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Galaxy_girl_10 years ago
Where is Sans?
ThatrandomGuy410 years ago
i"m right here kid
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denald trimp10 years ago
what is bowel control?
greaterfiend6 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O
*Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O
*Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO
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So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it
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Pokemonblast6510 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.
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Galaxy_girl_10 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione
Lol
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Noah Joyce13 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
mylee12348 years ago
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i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
HeLlOiMsAm3 years ago
Why twice?
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Keeley Erin Ryan13 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible
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nytay201511 years ago
I do not want to relax then I shit on my self than I will have sex with my wife and get over it
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Jagermeister15379 years ago
It doesn't say you can't learn to control it agian.
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KatirinaMantovant10 years ago
That a pretty crappy way to live....if your friends found out they"d say what the duce........like shit man....that"s really shitty. ......by the way, have you seen the movie constipation? it hasn't come out yet
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Umbrex11 years ago
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holb995710 years ago
adult dipper
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James Gill13 years ago
Adult diapers!!
If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.
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CaptainRatObvious8 years ago
I'll stay antisocial
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dudebro10111 years ago
Worth it to be able to shut these social justice warrior right the fuck up
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zombiemold11 years ago
Lol lance
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Sparklingly 12 years ago
I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...
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Sho997 years ago
Nope
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OmegaTV10 years ago
adult diapers?
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SnowJohn9 years ago
I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels
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Imaunicornshh11 years ago
Do not worry you'll know what to tell them
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nytay201511 years ago
And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner
boilingwillya11 years ago
Shut up you PORNO
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Tanner Unsworth13 years ago
Umm... Ew?
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3ogdy9 years ago
How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.
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DJLPbutton23 years ago
Jokes on you i will be in the bathroom already taking care of it.
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Smokeyavatior10 years ago
I'm not social anyway
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zerofireking1311 years ago
I will not shit my pants for that reason
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superzeldamon12 years ago
Nah!not worth it!
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Woody3048 years ago
DIPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Miro Wadhwa13 years ago
Whats bowel
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DeadCobra11 years ago
Not worth it
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Dreamwarrior1411 years ago
Two words for you " Adult Diapers"
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FlameWraith123 10 years ago
Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.
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Slider456911 years ago
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OPOSSUM_5 years ago
"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"
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Johnathan Lowell Bullis13 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.
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nmsnerd11 years ago
well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward
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KaylTheTaco11 years ago
whats the downside?
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Jdude143311 years ago
So you can win money but crap everywhere
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Potwhole3 years ago
Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet
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thereisnospoon10 years ago
I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...
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