Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.
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ExhaustedCobra8 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament
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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago
Where is Sans?
ThatrandomGuy49 years ago
i"m right here kid
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denald trimp9 years ago
what is bowel control?
greaterfiend4 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O
*Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O
*Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO
*Finishes t...[Show full comment]
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EvilSandwich8 years ago
So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it
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Pokemonblast658 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
mylee12347 years ago
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i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback
HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Why twice?
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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible
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zombiemold10 years ago
Lol lance
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Sparklingly 10 years ago
I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...
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Sho996 years ago
Nope
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OmegaTV9 years ago
adult diapers?
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SnowJohn7 years ago
I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels
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Imaunicornshh9 years ago
Do not worry you'll know what to tell them
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nytay20159 years ago
And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner
boilingwillya9 years ago
Shut up you PORNO
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Tanner Unsworth12 years ago
Umm... Ew?
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3ogdy8 years ago
How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.
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DJLPbutton2last year
Jokes on you i will be in the bathroom already taking care of it.
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Smokeyavatior9 years ago
I'm not social anyway
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zerofireking1310 years ago
I will not shit my pants for that reason
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superzeldamon11 years ago
Nah!not worth it!
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Woody3047 years ago
DIPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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Miro Wadhwa12 years ago
Whats bowel
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DeadCobra9 years ago
Not worth it
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Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
Two words for you " Adult Diapers"
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Slider456910 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv...[Show full comment]
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OPOSSUM_4 years ago
"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"
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FlameWraith123 9 years ago
Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.
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nmsnerd9 years ago
well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward
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Johnathan Lowell Bullis12 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.
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KaylTheTaco9 years ago
whats the downside?
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Potwholelast year
Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet
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thereisnospoon8 years ago
I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...
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Jdude143310 years ago
So you can win money but crap everywhere
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Fireball11 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....
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Sophiear7 years ago
Well I could have a party on the toilet.
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James Gill12 years ago
Adult diapers!!
If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.
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WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
yolo???? ._.
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Pika Girl10 years ago
...What?
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Swagraptor9 years ago
Me-Hey, wanna go out?
Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf?
Me-Godammit, third time this week
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LittleBlueDoggy10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]
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