You know exactly what to say and when to say it in any social situation.
but
...at the cost of losing all bowel control.
I will not


RomanGwizdak7 years ago
Wear diapers, solve world conflicts... I'm in.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago
@mylee TO HAVE REPLIES YOU NEED TO COMMENT
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RavenN4 years ago
Just go to the doctor for a medical condition and get a special made device that filters and takes your poo. Now you are a stand up comedian + motivational speaker + roast master + perfect song lyrics designer.

ExhaustedCobra8 years ago
You would know what to say to explain your predicament

Galaxy_girl_9 years ago
Where is Sans?

ThatrandomGuy49 years ago
i"m right here kid

denald trimp9 years ago
what is bowel control?

greaterfiend4 years ago
Or piss yourself. Losing all bowel control means incontinence.
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NicksterStuidos9 years ago
And the downside is...?

greaterfiend4 years ago
Sounds like a manga, forgot the name but some guy who blew a confession from shitting himself turned into a middle school girl and started playing a vr game.
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mylee12347 years ago
*Ish walking in school hallway* Hey gu-- *Takes massive shit in pants* O.O *Ish talking with crush* H-hi Ro-- *Takes massive shit in pants O///O *Ish talking with the president* And in think that this idea wi-- *Takes massive shit in pants* OoO *Finishes t...[Show full comment]

EvilSandwich8 years ago
So I can flawlessly negotiate the release of hostages, form treaties between nations, lobby for great causes and lead people out of a crisis? And all I have to do is wear a diaper for the rest of my life? Worth it

Pokemonblast658 years ago
well I literally shit bricks so there would be no downside for me but I still didn't press the button.

Lance Matsumoto12 years ago
That'd be pretty shitty

devi9419 years ago
47 years ago?
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Galaxy_girl_9 years ago
This seems like a Sans conversazione Lol

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

mylee12347 years ago
Reply if you found the difference: ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................[Show full comment]
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Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

Noah Joyce12 years ago
i'm not gonna shit myself over a chance with a person or a witty comeback

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
Why twice?

Keeley Erin Ryan12 years ago
Oh shit, that'd be horrible

zombiemold10 years ago
Lol lance

Sparklingly 10 years ago
I think shitting yourself would be worse than saying something wrong...

Sho996 years ago
Nope

OmegaTV9 years ago
adult diapers?

SnowJohn7 years ago
I allready HAVE no comtroll of my bowels

Imaunicornshh9 years ago
Do not worry you'll know what to tell them

nytay20159 years ago
And when I feel mad I just make my wife strip buttnaked and take my big dick and put it in the juicy pussy and just push right in and then make her suck my bonner

boilingwillya9 years ago
Shut up you PORNO

Tanner Unsworth12 years ago
Umm... Ew?

3ogdy8 years ago
How I"d love to shit on people like my shit was a sandstorm. Shitstorm.

DJLPbutton2last year
Jokes on you i will be in the bathroom already taking care of it.

Smokeyavatior9 years ago
I'm not social anyway

zerofireking1310 years ago
I will not shit my pants for that reason

superzeldamon11 years ago
Nah!not worth it!

Woody3047 years ago
DIPERS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Miro Wadhwa12 years ago
Whats bowel

DeadCobra9 years ago
Not worth it

Dreamwarrior1410 years ago
Two words for you " Adult Diapers"

Slider456910 years ago
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OPOSSUM_4 years ago
"Excuse me, I"ve got to take a huge crap!"

FlameWraith123 9 years ago
Guys ur arguing is iirelephant. Its making my voice horse. Its unbearable to. And quite Hawkward. You get the point. You are all Girrafin me crazy.

nmsnerd9 years ago
well i guess you'd know how to smooth talk after pooping in your pants to make it less awkward

Johnathan Lowell Bullis12 years ago
Ill go to the restroom beforehand.

KaylTheTaco9 years ago
whats the downside?

Potwholelast year
Turn every seat you sit on into a toilet

thereisnospoon8 years ago
I mean, losing bowel control in a social situation would pretty much nullify any advantage you gained...

Jdude143310 years ago
So you can win money but crap everywhere

Fireball11 years ago
I pressed the button! I now hate myself....

Sophiear7 years ago
Well I could have a party on the toilet.

James Gill12 years ago
Adult diapers!! If anyone finds out you can say excactly the right thing to make them not tell anyone.

WhiteHatHacker8 years ago
yolo???? ._.

Pika Girl10 years ago
...What?

Swagraptor9 years ago
Me-Hey, wanna go out? Crush- Hell no, you just frapped yoursekf? Me-Godammit, third time this week

LittleBlueDoggy10 years ago
rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe...[Show full comment]

Price5117 years ago
I can totally talk my way out of this.
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