You will reach a state of pure enlightenment
but
Constantly have really, really bad constipation
I will not

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago
experience transcendance

sans111i 10 years ago
I already do...

Cringe_weeb 3 years ago
which one?

Alex Huckaba 13 years ago
soooooo india?

Patrick_Bateman 7 years ago
Fucking LOL!
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Shelbyrea98 8 years ago
Rectal prolapse at 30 ain't worth it

Blanck 8 years ago
Not worth it

Loopholez235 9 years ago
I already have constipation...

Twentydunsmolbeans 9 years ago
Laxitives

RizeKamishiro 11 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be missed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken 9 years ago
No it isn't she"s from Tokyo ghoul
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BrianGriffen 11 years ago
Laxatives

Extrafunguy123 12 years ago
I just realized that if you dont want to push the button, you push a button that says "I will not!"

Alexis Davis 13 years ago
pure enlightenment, anyone? -fists bumps self-

Mister-E 9 years ago
Good

MegaPig2603 10 years ago
You didnt say with who

Miniprincess1003 12 years ago
Laxatives lots and lots of laxatives

legenday_loop-man 4 years ago
use my enlightenment to cure it i guess

SwapSans:) 10 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be missed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

Lonely4ever 9 years ago
There are bitches everywhere

Dude2110l 11 years ago
Pure enlightenment for me is that I never feel uncomfortable or in pain. boom!

UntamedParti 11 years ago
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RappmanD1 10 years ago
Wouldn't pure enlightenment be happiness. You can't be happy with serious constipation all the time.

N8andR8 10 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

Pokecrafter 9 years ago
Stop the spam, please, no one likes it. Stop trying to get attention, I"ve seen these everywhere. You"re not some special snowflake, you"re and annoying dork with nothing better to do.

Lucca Veloso 13 years ago
nope

Saranex 11 years ago
Balkan?

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall 8 years ago
I"d be constipated but I"d be at peace with it lol.

justin Littlefield 11 years ago
Nooo I will kill myself

alexherondale02 12 years ago
Jus get Christian Grey.

miekhawks last year
theres no down side just get that very human guy to male you a doo dad

SwapSans:) 10 years ago
Every single day I see Tons of Spam on the comments section like if you do this tonight you will be missed by your crush on Friday night or something its just alot of bulls**t all they want to do is get attention from the players and basically annoy other ... [Show full comment]

CaptainSwanFoeva 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

sarahrubbish 9 years ago
When you"re fake asf
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matthew.parker3 11 years ago
Pure enlightenment = no need for a physical body. Ditch body and no more constipation. Done

btuhb 10 years ago
Will You Press The Button? http://willyoupressthebutton.com/423079

Xplode2468 10 years ago
I'd just eat curry to end the constipation

MonkeyFist 12 years ago
Laxatives.

Healthycat27 6 years ago
AAAAAA

TJ_Abs 9 years ago
Laxatives, I'll survive lol

pcprincipal 11 years ago
so you become a monk

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

holb9957 10 years ago
if i drink water i'll be constipated

thedocatlas last year
i think you can die from this

inquisator 11 years ago
Wtf did captain swan wright about

Cassidy123 9 years ago
Boring

Rezzeract 11 years ago
Just...no

trapkidjaykillem 12 years ago
Its bad because its weird

Gaburski 10 years ago
Nope! I want my anus in tact!

Comixx 6 years ago
Yeah screw that. Don’t even know why I want to trade not knowing something to knowing something and breaking the bones in my ass

Where'sTheDownside? 11 years ago
Where's the downside?

emperor sempai 11 years ago
meh im already constipated a lot because i am super unhealthy so this is a win in my veiw.

Blightbunn 9 years ago
I already have bad constipation everyday

Kettleman 10 years ago
If I have enlightennent (aka: infinate knowledge) you would know how to stop constipation. Logic, it"s useful.

exx 11 years ago
Didn't think about anything and didn't press the button. Fuck.

I love cats! 10 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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