You will reach a state of pure enlightenment
but
Constantly have really, really bad constipation
I will not


Taker_of_Hells4 years ago
experience transcendance

sans111i8 years ago
I already do...

Cringe_weeb2 years ago
which one?

Alex Huckaba12 years ago
soooooo india?

Patrick_Bateman6 years ago
Fucking LOL!
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Shelbyrea987 years ago
Rectal prolapse at 30 ain't worth it

Blanck7 years ago
Not worth it

Loopholez2357 years ago
I already have constipation...

Twentydunsmolbeans7 years ago
Laxitives

RizeKamishiro9 years ago
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Whyareallthefuckingusernamestaken8 years ago
No it isn't she"s from Tokyo ghoul
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BrianGriffen9 years ago
Laxatives

Alexis Davis12 years ago
pure enlightenment, anyone? -fists bumps self-

Mister-E8 years ago
Good

inquisator9 years ago
Wtf did captain swan wright about

Rezzeract9 years ago
Just...no

Cassidy1238 years ago
Boring

Gaburski8 years ago
Nope! I want my anus in tact!

trapkidjaykillem10 years ago
Its bad because its weird

Where'sTheDownside? 9 years ago
Where's the downside?

Comixx4 years ago
Yeah screw that. Don’t even know why I want to trade not knowing something to knowing something and breaking the bones in my ass

emperor sempai9 years ago
meh im already constipated a lot because i am super unhealthy so this is a win in my veiw.

Blightbunn7 years ago
I already have bad constipation everyday

Kettleman8 years ago
If I have enlightennent (aka: infinate knowledge) you would know how to stop constipation. Logic, it"s useful.

exx9 years ago
Didn't think about anything and didn't press the button. Fuck.

I love cats!9 years ago
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Yaseen Abdalla12 years ago
so obvious

Batman57579 years ago
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Leah_7708 years ago
Dafuq kinda question is this?

Tythesly9 years ago
What exactly is the benefit of pure enlightenment

KingFruit9 years ago
You realize that material worth is irrelevant to the whole scope of life and reach nirvana. You are always in a state of pure bliss.

Extrafunguy12310 years ago
I just realized that if you dont want to push the button, you push a button that says "I will not!"

Bubble-kun8 years ago
Soooooooo, Taco Tuseday

SwapSans:)9 years ago
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JonesJimBobski9 years ago
id just know how make a pill that destroys constipation.

BrianGriffen9 years ago
You mean laxatives, lul

Reddy207 years ago
It"s India

moontigersam8 years ago
so what is down side in it..??

shockwave9559 years ago
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White LieHBs9 years ago
someone dosent understand the physics oof constipation............

Varsixli7 years ago
Jokes on you I already do so ha free enlightenment

The-Unicorn-That-Landed-on-the-Moon7 years ago
I'll settle for almost pure state of enlightenment.

tehhypergamer9 years ago
Where are the spines of the 66% of people? Constipation isn't THAT bad. Just means you can't poop very well. Its better than diareha.

tehhypergamer9 years ago
Also that's not a downside because pure enlightment = you are a god so you don't need a body so you don't get constipation.

Miniprincess100310 years ago
Laxatives lots and lots of laxatives

MegaPig26038 years ago
You didnt say with who

legenday_loop-man3 years ago
use my enlightenment to cure it i guess

SwapSans:)9 years ago
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Dude2110l9 years ago
Pure enlightenment for me is that I never feel uncomfortable or in pain. boom!

Lonely4ever7 years ago
There are bitches everywhere

UntamedParti9 years ago
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RappmanD18 years ago
Wouldn't pure enlightenment be happiness. You can't be happy with serious constipation all the time.

N8andR89 years ago
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Pokecrafter 8 years ago
Stop the spam, please, no one likes it. Stop trying to get attention, I"ve seen these everywhere. You"re not some special snowflake, you"re and annoying dork with nothing better to do.

Lucca Veloso12 years ago
nope

Saranex9 years ago
Balkan?

Tiger-Tiger-Hood-Yall6 years ago
I"d be constipated but I"d be at peace with it lol.

justin Littlefield9 years ago
Nooo I will kill myself
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