Your partner makes you a sandwich.
but
Their sandwich has bacon. Yours does not.
I will not


notthatimportant8 years ago
this implies I have a partner, loophole found!

limepaint7 years ago
no. it implies that you will get a partner by pressing the button!

Panifex7 years ago
I get a partner and a sandwich? Hot diggity

thebestmarshmallow10 months ago
Hot diggity? this comment is not from 7 years ago its from 70

T0astyy!9 years ago
Free sandwichts i put bacon on my sandwich

Kat Stahmann12 years ago
I'll just take theirs.

Penomatic7 years ago
I would do that
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Cow1O239 years ago
You people that don't like bacon, have never eaten bacon.

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Yes, it is one of my top reasons to live

UranusAbove7 years ago
I get off the couch, after thanking them for the sandwich and deciding whether this kind of sandwich would go well with bacon (assuming the answer is yes), walk to the kitchen, and put bacon on my sandwich.

alan (from chile)9 years ago
sandwich from team fortress 2

lazypika7 years ago
Bacon is good, but there"s still plenty of good sandwich fillings besides bacon.

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago
I can make my own sandwich…and make my partner’s.

Gestusultumus7 years ago
I will get two sandwitches cuz im single

Marc Kozalla12 years ago
So first i have to get a partner to get a sandwich. A free Partner + Sandwich ? Count me in :D

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
What’s their definition of “partner” tho? They could be talkin about a lab partner as far as we know

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Edit your sandwich and put everything you want on it. B)

Kaan8 years ago
Sandwich is sandwich

Gerias8 years ago
My partners always disappear :/

deltadestroyer9 years ago
BLASPHEMY!!!! BACON IS LOVE!!! BACON IS LIFE!!!

Tasha Luxton12 years ago
I don't like bacon, so yay!

ArchangelOfDarkness7 years ago
I Don't Understand The Point Of Bacon, Humans Are So Strange :/
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Blaze___Lord___9 years ago
bacon is love bacon is life

Chris Pacheco12 years ago
Steal their sandwich.

and4399 years ago
Yes!!

Jazzmyn Aerith Strife12 years ago
No downside.I don't like bacon.

Bluespark2 years ago
Not me
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
Ponies are vegetarian I am programmed to mimic behavioral habbits

Migdin18 years ago
Everybody loves bacon
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Marlene Munoz12 years ago
I dont like bacon anyways :D

Cassie Misner12 years ago
I don't like bacon, so I'm okay with that..

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
WHAT!?

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't even like bacon~

kasdebas9 years ago
Bacon also dont like you

Austin Lee12 years ago
WAIT! Is the sandwich that I am given a tasty sandwich? and if so will my partner get mad at me for adding bacon of my own???

Ashie3 years ago
Okay? He deserves it.

JodieWolf8 years ago
I can go to the kitchen and add bacon

HATSUNE MIKU FAN 0/////09 years ago
Im mr.Lonely...

sydneymoss7 years ago
Vegetarian

Topsecrt9 years ago
I dont eat bacon

Dogpath17229 years ago
Well uh

loophole068 years ago
I have no partner!!!!!!!! But I don't need no boy!!!! *Loudly sings single ladies*

Requiem ;)9 years ago
I don't even like sandwiches. xD

Jannes24410 years ago
What is a sandwich without bacon...

Angel Edwardz12 years ago
i don't like bacon

bronynielson9 years ago
YOU BITCH I WILL SLAP YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME BACON

slayermonjaro9 years ago
just add bacon yourself

Zerolimit6198 years ago
I don't like Bacon sandwich anyway

Reciter56139 years ago
Not into bacon really

pompadora10 years ago
I'll just kill my partner and eat their sandwich.

Wagasani4 years ago
So?

KINGLINUS18 years ago
I do not like bacon. Or have a partner. I need a sandwich

roflcopters8 years ago
aaand middle finger for u

Cheezywizard9 years ago
What?!?!?! ThTHIS IS MADNESS

Altimar9 years ago
Tf Satan calm down

guling2 years ago
What"s there to be picky about?

Japio8 years ago
Wait... A SANDWICH WITH BACON??? WHO THE FUCK EATS A FUCKING SANDWICH WITH BACON? You only eat bacon on an egg or pancake but not on a slice of bread. Whats the downside? I'll eat bread with cheese

roflcopters8 years ago
in america bacon sandwiches rule

Rofl479 years ago
I mean, i don't have a partner, so does that mean my hand makes the sandwich to eat or...?

Vastelly10 years ago
Can have ham.

MightyBornToBeKnown6 years ago
Doesn't matter if it has bacon or not.

Alexandro Gould-Arocha 9 years ago
If they are vegan or vegetarian there's no downside

kappaHQ9 years ago
NOOO
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