Your partner makes you a sandwich.
but
Their sandwich has bacon. Yours does not.
I will not


notthatimportant8 years ago
this implies I have a partner, loophole found!

limepaint7 years ago
no. it implies that you will get a partner by pressing the button!

Panifex8 years ago
I get a partner and a sandwich? Hot diggity

thebestmarshmallow12 months ago
Hot diggity? this comment is not from 7 years ago its from 70

T0astyy!9 years ago
Free sandwichts i put bacon on my sandwich

Kat Stahmann12 years ago
I'll just take theirs.

Penomatic7 years ago
I would do that
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Cow1O239 years ago
You people that don't like bacon, have never eaten bacon.

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Yes, it is one of my top reasons to live

UranusAbove7 years ago
I get off the couch, after thanking them for the sandwich and deciding whether this kind of sandwich would go well with bacon (assuming the answer is yes), walk to the kitchen, and put bacon on my sandwich.

alan (from chile)9 years ago
sandwich from team fortress 2

lazypika8 years ago
Bacon is good, but there"s still plenty of good sandwich fillings besides bacon.

ThatOneCoolNerd7 years ago
I can make my own sandwich…and make my partner’s.

Gestusultumus7 years ago
I will get two sandwitches cuz im single

Marc Kozalla12 years ago
So first i have to get a partner to get a sandwich. A free Partner + Sandwich ? Count me in :D

WhiteLotusGod7 years ago
What’s their definition of “partner” tho? They could be talkin about a lab partner as far as we know

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
Edit your sandwich and put everything you want on it. B)

Kaan8 years ago
Sandwich is sandwich

Gerias8 years ago
My partners always disappear :/

deltadestroyer9 years ago
BLASPHEMY!!!! BACON IS LOVE!!! BACON IS LIFE!!!

Tasha Luxton12 years ago
I don't like bacon, so yay!

ArchangelOfDarkness8 years ago
I Don't Understand The Point Of Bacon, Humans Are So Strange :/
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Blaze___Lord___9 years ago
bacon is love bacon is life

Chris Pacheco12 years ago
Steal their sandwich.

and4399 years ago
Yes!!

Jazzmyn Aerith Strife12 years ago
No downside.I don't like bacon.

Bluespark2 years ago
Not me
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Daniel Tickner12 years ago
Ponies are vegetarian I am programmed to mimic behavioral habbits

Migdin18 years ago
Everybody loves bacon
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Marlene Munoz12 years ago
I dont like bacon anyways :D

Cassie Misner12 years ago
I don't like bacon, so I'm okay with that..

Your-Face-is-Enforip8 years ago
WHAT!?

Austin Lee12 years ago
WAIT! Is the sandwich that I am given a tasty sandwich? and if so will my partner get mad at me for adding bacon of my own???

Megan Mackley12 years ago
I don't even like bacon~

kasdebas9 years ago
Bacon also dont like you

Canif7 years ago
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING DOOODEDOOODE BOOOOOM

mgapope9 years ago
That means that I get a partner?

Figgly Newtons9 years ago
I pressed but now i regret

Nwitherspoon848 years ago
I don't eat pork I don't care unless it"s turkey bacon I'm snatching that

Meowmeow09 years ago
Wait where was the downside?

Dubbinumbreon10 years ago
I can only eat bacon when it's smothered in cheese

MONKE13 years ago
+sandwich +partner

MasonMarley8 years ago
My girlfriends a vegan

endlesstower9 years ago
any vagan?

Dayna Morris12 years ago
I'm Jewish and don't have a boyfriend so no downside

Redrum8 years ago
Not a biggy I will just scream WHERES MY BACON

dudebro1019 years ago
Im okay with that oddly enough

wolfydude10 years ago
YOU MONSTER

JamesTheBoi13 years ago
Muslims: I’ll allow it

Kittenlover1018 years ago
Just cook 🥓 and put it on your 🥙

SuperEPF9 years ago
This is amazing ahha

TreyHumphrey7 years ago
As long as I get a sandwich, bacon is not the main issue with it, the main issue is how good the sandwich is.

Ssunderp9 years ago
I don't really need bacon in my sandwich, bacon is nice and all, but it makes it hard to eat for me

Dogpath172210 years ago
Take their sandwich

Lordvaderpadawan4 years ago
It’s a good thing i don’t like bacon

JoVay8 years ago
It"s free food, so I'll take it

Cheezywizard9 years ago
Dsjsjdjdjdjdbsba

Luis Jose Garcia12 years ago
Doesn't matter; still had sandwich.

mr.whatface9 years ago
Hey, as long as it has bbq sauce...

count danku10 years ago
i h8 bacon

MonsterDobbsREAL9 years ago
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