Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

oops i forgot to get dinner out of the oven...........

Luxiken9 years ago

If you're a woman you will become a man

M0LLY6 months ago

That what I was going for🙂

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Billybob694204 years ago

So just becoming Gizmo from Fallout?

Myth Plays9 years ago

Soo... stephen hawking?

meatloave4 months ago

He was a pretty scrawny guy

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BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

I'm a girl not a guy rn

Red cobra9 years ago

Go yo hell mitter. Or ill make ur teeth chitter

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Johnathan Banks12 years ago

Invent something that will convert fat into bullets

KDKDragon7 years ago

........................Wait, what?

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KlRlTO8 years ago

It dosent say you cant workout/diet or invent a machine that burns fat, loophole.

FattyTheFat7 years ago

But it says that you are fat permanently, so it"s irreversible.

Miabasilton8 years ago

Microft

Tophat_blue7 years ago

Great comparison, although Mycroft was the prime minister, not a business man :)

XxDylanxX98 years ago

what you can do Is make a teleporter

OtakuBurrito8 years ago

make a wheelchair that converts into a mech suit so you are still walking and can do whatever you want whenever you want. LOOPHOLES

vicvinegar8 years ago

exactly. Like an exoskeleton

rexafun129 years ago

why at the end of every sentence does it type rn

dankmemes1018 years ago

@Loophole man, I thought it stood for Right Now

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XavierBob9 years ago

Um... It only says I cant walk, so I'll just run?

TheDoomcard108 years ago

You"d still be morbidly obese.

mexican man9 years ago

Liposuction

AsuraShun5 years ago

Fatman, the diabetic batman parody

zorro900938 years ago

You can achieve that without pressing the button :-)

Sylvia Wolf9 years ago

I don't want to be fat.

TheCrimsonFuckr2.09 years ago

How the hell would you be successful and not even walk?

Spider_Pig9 years ago

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CassyBaby7 years ago

I hate moving

Drfaulted Micanon12 years ago

I would use my power to change humanity for the better, stop the greed of capitalism.

eanbean8 years ago

Thicc

ðŸ‘ŠPunchy Baldy GuyðŸ‘Š9 years ago

So basically,Kingpin?

SLIPKNOT FOREVER9 years ago

Im not willing to lose this six pack

Yaretheresomanyshitquestions3 years ago

..morbid is barely fat.

Stranger9 years ago

If I was so fat I can't even walk I would be a virgen for the rest of my life so fuck that.

Nyx5007 years ago

OR BUISNESSWOMAN U FRIGGIN ASSUMING MY GENDER GAME?!

Guy Who Watches Slenderman9 years ago

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Kitkatniss10 years ago

Im not even a man so take that

aLoser7 years ago

IAM A GIRL

MitterNatch9 years ago

Take all some of my money and create the ultimate solution for obesity... Even "unreversible" obesity

Oreo gaming9 years ago

Or git a week chair

Jtb23125 years ago

Sick

Kohaku448 years ago

Get liposuction and use a wheelchair.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

You'll be the like bill gates and Steven Hawking had a baby! :-)

The_Eliminator9 years ago

Just do well in school -_-

Username19 years ago

Would rather live happy life

AngelCastle9 years ago

Cabe jonsons is from steam and that guy hace morbidly obese extreme it use XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL

Robin Guten Nylander12 years ago

I can only imagine those fat slug people from star wars

TheFlame0968 years ago

so i could be a better but fatter Professer X

cooldog123last year

haha,, im already morbidly a beast😈

Stevie-Obby8 years ago

What if your a woman?

Buttfacemgee9 years ago

Steven bills bruh

i like this game (jokes)9 years ago

I would invent a hovering wheelchair

Hellkat247 years ago

Invent something that can make you skinny instantly

caghand310 years ago

Steven Hawking approves.

GunnerKimberlin7 years ago

Noooooo I accidentally pressed it

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dankmemes1018 years ago

I can't be a businessman if I'm a woman...

Roanth9 years ago

I hate overly rich businessmen, scourge of the earth most of 'em

AidanPressedIt9 years ago

1/3 of kids in America are obese but I'm never pressing that button

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