Will You Press The Button?

coolerdogpond12last year

oops i forgot to get dinner out of the oven...........

Luxiken10 years ago

If you're a woman you will become a man

M0LLY8 months ago

That what I was going for🙂

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Billybob694205 years ago

So just becoming Gizmo from Fallout?

Myth Plays9 years ago

Soo... stephen hawking?

meatloave7 months ago

He was a pretty scrawny guy

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BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago

I'm a girl not a guy rn

Red cobra9 years ago

Go yo hell mitter. Or ill make ur teeth chitter

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Johnathan Banks12 years ago

Invent something that will convert fat into bullets

KDKDragon7 years ago

........................Wait, what?

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KlRlTO8 years ago

It dosent say you cant workout/diet or invent a machine that burns fat, loophole.

FattyTheFat8 years ago

But it says that you are fat permanently, so it"s irreversible.

Miabasilton8 years ago

Microft

Tophat_blue8 years ago

Great comparison, although Mycroft was the prime minister, not a business man :)

XxDylanxX98 years ago

what you can do Is make a teleporter

OtakuBurrito8 years ago

make a wheelchair that converts into a mech suit so you are still walking and can do whatever you want whenever you want. LOOPHOLES

vicvinegar8 years ago

exactly. Like an exoskeleton

rexafun129 years ago

why at the end of every sentence does it type rn

dankmemes1018 years ago

@Loophole man, I thought it stood for Right Now

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XavierBob9 years ago

Um... It only says I cant walk, so I'll just run?

TheDoomcard108 years ago

You"d still be morbidly obese.

mexican man9 years ago

Liposuction

X._juice269 years ago

Follow my instagram x._juice26

rexywarrior10 years ago

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mati60497 years ago

im already obese and i already cant walk so no downside

Marshall Marshall12 years ago

Permanently implies irreversible. Couldn't do it. I'm not that ambitious.

Moore tlion9 years ago

So I can get a personal helper stupid

Eskimobill19198 years ago

Sooo, I'll become Jabba the Hutt basically

StraightCanyon9 years ago

Be like Jack Black then get a wheel chair.

.yourmother11 months ago

Joe Swanson! no downside

The Lightning Wolf 169 years ago

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Sonicsmasher4910 years ago

i would make a robot suit

Wallflower7 years ago

What about business women, huh?

jintoya10 years ago

i wont become a fat sack of crap, america already has that stereotype given that we boast a 60% fatty population. also to everyone who thought "hurr durr il just get liposuction" it says "permanently" at the end, you are UNENDING FATTNESS!

FurryDouchebag7 years ago

If i can still jack off to Furry p*rn, ill be happy.

Z0m41e7 years ago

At least you aren't a brony..

Theguywhoknows9 years ago

well im rich so just buy robot legs and there you go

Artfulsilver8 years ago

What if I dont WANT to be rich. Heck, I don't even want to be a businessman. I just want a normal life.

Nuero9 years ago

Like donald trump

dum3 years ago

like im not already fat

LucienAuxtero8 years ago

you can have a surgery

Motorhorn7 years ago

Sooo smart Trump?

craycrayaj9 years ago

???????

xboxman10 years ago

duh m8 get a fukin scooter

miss.tainy11 years ago

your the smartest person in the world... JUst stop yourself from eating unhealthy

FattyTheFat8 years ago

Just make an Iron-Man style core thing that stops the fat from killing you, and use the fusion reactor(because it"s gotta have a fusion reactor) to power a suit that makes you actually better than most people at everything!

Losechester678 years ago

I don't want to become a man!

zorro900939 years ago

You can achieve that without pressing the button :-)

Sylvia Wolf10 years ago

I don't want to be fat.

AsuraShun5 years ago

Fatman, the diabetic batman parody

Spider_Pig10 years ago

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