Don't tell people your immortal. Let them try. Wait for them to shoot you in the face. Look them in the eye and laugh and whisper, "Nobody kills the -insert your name here-" Walk away
RavenN5 years ago
"Nobody kills the unkillable demon of pain. I am the killer. Make an attempt on my life again and you will only know pain" *walk away laughing like a psycho*
Clothes made of blade handles and skin of bullets.🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕doggo army!
Eaglest058 years ago
Now that I think about it, everyone would probably get bored np that happened and stop attacking me.
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Matthew Tyler Smith13 years ago
*bullet goes into heart* Okay who is the son of a bitch who did it this time.....
Demonboy___3 years ago
This was hilarious xD
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TheEpikat10 years ago
I will be Jerusalem with everyone hating on me. 😏
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Spiderp10 years ago
Well, if everyone already hates me; might as well take over the world.
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Kakashi__Hatake10 years ago
If I'm invincible it won't matter if they hate me or not
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nope_nope3nope_nope11 years ago
4evah al0ne...
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seiberte11 years ago
Fujiwara vs Kaguya in a nutshell
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Tardisat221b12 years ago
I already hate everyone anyway, so what if they hate me back
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runegod2712 years ago
They hate me because I am a tyrannical dictator.
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willjr0812 years ago
Lol, how about you just kill all major world leaders and clone yourself and make an army of super soldiers with you as their leader. Aka, fucking combine army of you. #NoComplaints #CounterLogic
Myles11 years ago
I don't know. thanks for that.
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kingcreepith12 years ago
ill just kill them all
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MystZER012 years ago
That every day for me
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kyleigh12 years ago
They may try to kill me but all efforts to do so will not succeed
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Isaac Heeney13 years ago
Invincible does not mean invulnerable, and if their hatred was that bad that they wanted to kill you, they'd probably just as quickly torture you and put you through agony.
SSPmrsomebody18 years ago
Well what Isaac seems to be saying (I had this thought too!) is that you may be physically invincible, but are you mentally invincible? Everyone wanting to kill you could eat away at you from the inside out.
Being invincible doesn't mean being invulnerable. You'd still be able to feel pain and what not, and you can't really stand up against the entire planet.
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Michael Byron Coleman13 years ago
I become a super hero. Unable to die, protecting all with a mask that covers my face. I hide always, and live as I can. I will live alongside the other wild creatures of the planet.
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Kavan Ward13 years ago
fight me
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Christian James Tousignant13 years ago
thats fine ill let them try and kill me
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Anya McGee Stoehr13 years ago
Let them try! Someone wants to kill me? THEY'LL DIE FIRST.
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Dylan Henry13 years ago
MURDER SPREE!!!!
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Luis Enrique13 years ago
Ahh shit i thought it said invicible
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Daniel Heukels13 years ago
So... like young Gaara in Naruto?
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deal_Wit_It10 years ago
So basically a troll on the Internet, in real life?
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lovey82611 years ago
Never be bored again!
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Kingkappa8 years ago
Can you all stop commenting about the 40 years thing, it proably just doesn't do decimals or something.
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wisadellast year
let's sex with them
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AcousticJamm11 years ago
Meh, I will not die from people, so I can kill them.
NERFeXTREME10 years ago
What is wrong with you
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huntsmanc279 years ago
Oh no
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Babymaya10 years ago
Yaaa
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MadMaddi10 years ago
I'm so fabulous😎
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Emil-Åberg4 years ago
U mad?
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Ice11 years ago
They wouldn't be dead they'd hate you and WISH YOU were DEAD. 'Means your loved ones HATE YOU. Geez, no.
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Myles11 years ago
Tool for me
Myles11 years ago
YEAH. .? I HAVE TO GO I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT.
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setokabia6 years ago
i can kill whoever opposes me someone decapitates me what the hell that really hurts bitch why you so suprised
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SithisSpeaker11 years ago
So...the only change is that I'm invincible? SOLD!
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Troller33378 years ago
Set traps up
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Krusek10 years ago
Ha, Ha, Ha, you can't kill me!
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loltbh11 years ago
but this would be so funny because someone would stab you in the fucking face and you could turn around and be like bitch u thought
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Stropey10 years ago
NYEH HEH HEH HEEEEEH!!! MOOOOOOOORE PRANkS~!
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FrickingDumbass3 years ago
space
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tpindash11 years ago
I would let them stab me and get there anger out welcome
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