You become invincible
but
everyone on the planet has a murderous hatred for you.
I will not

Protato- 2 years ago
this is litterally already me when im on crack cocain

L_Is_Real_2401 2 years ago
I AM CURRENTLY ADDICTED TO ALCOHOL AND MANY DIFFERENT OPIOIDS

That One Person 11 years ago
Everyone wants to murder me already, so YAY!

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3 years ago
dont you dare fing me
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why no usernames left 69 11 years ago
trolololololololololololololoololololololo lolololoololo trolololo

Christian Jackson 13 years ago
Ultimate troll

Caelum 7 years ago
Says very long ago for me
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DaTruthYouCantHandle 9 years ago
Don't tell people your immortal. Let them try. Wait for them to shoot you in the face. Look them in the eye and laugh and whisper, "Nobody kills the -insert your name here-" Walk away

RavenN 5 years ago
"Nobody kills the unkillable demon of pain. I am the killer. Make an attempt on my life again and you will only know pain" *walk away laughing like a psycho*
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A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
I can be incincible for life and live in a internet cave on the top of mount everious!

TapperxX 9 years ago
I have just been shook. Oh geez are you incincible? Cause I’m not
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Apollo 12 years ago
So I'm a feminist with invincibility?

Anime24 8 years ago
Yes
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Eaglest05 8 years ago
Clothes made of blade handles and skin of bullets.🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕doggo army!

Eaglest05 8 years ago
Now that I think about it, everyone would probably get bored np that happened and stop attacking me.

Matthew Tyler Smith 13 years ago
*bullet goes into heart* Okay who is the son of a bitch who did it this time.....

Demonboy___ 3 years ago
This was hilarious xD

TheEpikat 10 years ago
I will be Jerusalem with everyone hating on me. 😏

Spiderp 10 years ago
Well, if everyone already hates me; might as well take over the world.

Kakashi__Hatake 10 years ago
If I'm invincible it won't matter if they hate me or not

nope_nope3nope_nope 11 years ago
4evah al0ne...

seiberte 11 years ago
Fujiwara vs Kaguya in a nutshell

Tardisat221b 12 years ago
I already hate everyone anyway, so what if they hate me back

runegod27 12 years ago
They hate me because I am a tyrannical dictator.

willjr08 12 years ago
Lol, how about you just kill all major world leaders and clone yourself and make an army of super soldiers with you as their leader. Aka, fucking combine army of you. #NoComplaints #CounterLogic

Myles 11 years ago
I don't know. thanks for that.

kingcreepith 12 years ago
ill just kill them all

MystZER0 12 years ago
That every day for me

kyleigh 12 years ago
They may try to kill me but all efforts to do so will not succeed

Isaac Heeney 13 years ago
Invincible does not mean invulnerable, and if their hatred was that bad that they wanted to kill you, they'd probably just as quickly torture you and put you through agony.

SSPmrsomebody1 8 years ago
Well what Isaac seems to be saying (I had this thought too!) is that you may be physically invincible, but are you mentally invincible? Everyone wanting to kill you could eat away at you from the inside out.
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Jacob Wright 13 years ago
Being invincible doesn't mean being invulnerable. You'd still be able to feel pain and what not, and you can't really stand up against the entire planet.

Michael Byron Coleman 13 years ago
I become a super hero. Unable to die, protecting all with a mask that covers my face. I hide always, and live as I can. I will live alongside the other wild creatures of the planet.

Kavan Ward 13 years ago
fight me

Christian James Tousignant 13 years ago
thats fine ill let them try and kill me

Anya McGee Stoehr 13 years ago
Let them try! Someone wants to kill me? THEY'LL DIE FIRST.

Dylan Henry 13 years ago
MURDER SPREE!!!!

Luis Enrique 13 years ago
Ahh shit i thought it said invicible

Daniel Heukels 13 years ago
So... like young Gaara in Naruto?

deal_Wit_It 10 years ago
So basically a troll on the Internet, in real life?

lovey826 11 years ago
Never be bored again!

Kingkappa 8 years ago
Can you all stop commenting about the 40 years thing, it proably just doesn't do decimals or something.

wisadel last year
let's sex with them

AcousticJamm 11 years ago
Meh, I will not die from people, so I can kill them.

NERFeXTREME 10 years ago
What is wrong with you

huntsmanc27 9 years ago
Oh no

Babymaya 10 years ago
Yaaa

MadMaddi 10 years ago
I'm so fabulous😎

Emil-Åberg 4 years ago
U mad?

Ice 11 years ago
They wouldn't be dead they'd hate you and WISH YOU were DEAD. 'Means your loved ones HATE YOU. Geez, no.

Myles 11 years ago
Tool for me

Myles 11 years ago
YEAH. .? I HAVE TO GO I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW NIGHT.

setokabia 6 years ago
i can kill whoever opposes me someone decapitates me what the hell that really hurts bitch why you so suprised

SithisSpeaker 11 years ago
So...the only change is that I'm invincible? SOLD!

Troller3337 8 years ago
Set traps up

Krusek 10 years ago
Ha, Ha, Ha, you can't kill me!

loltbh 11 years ago
but this would be so funny because someone would stab you in the fucking face and you could turn around and be like bitch u thought

Stropey 10 years ago
NYEH HEH HEH HEEEEEH!!! MOOOOOOOORE PRANkS~!

FrickingDumbass 3 years ago
space

tpindash 11 years ago
I would let them stab me and get there anger out welcome

KatBug 9 years ago
Can’t kill me sooooo

LötGurke 5 years ago
So I'm Deadpool now?
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