Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC9 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin18 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop39 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Truman

Magnify1239 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Loophole man9 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Louise Swanson12 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat1018 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Snowfrost9189 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

Jordan Adair12 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Same

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LGBOUNCER8 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR8 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes8 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke8 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony8 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke8 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty8 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug8 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit8 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian9 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream9 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations7 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella241319 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn979 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss9 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations7 years ago

Yay

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dj533110 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman12 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo9 years ago

Mini pikachus

Cmg45679 years ago

Spider buddies!!! If i was thier friend they cound be crawling all over me for all i care! And i would have my best friends with me ALL THE TIME!!! Heck yea!

SarahVeronicaHall8 years ago

If they were my friends and I could speak to them, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be scary to me anymore. ...Can I choose which spider?? I want tarantulas. They"re so cute and fluffy!!

Blank7210 years ago

spook the fuck outta everyone

FIREKNIGHT769 years ago

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! THIS SHOULD NOT EXIST! I CANNOT DEAL WITH SPIDERS! I HAVE ARACHNAPHOBIA!

Dragon_Introvert7 years ago

Spider army

nyancadz10 years ago

Yay spiidors

Deyleron9 years ago

I don't like them but ... i hate when they start moving like they are charging me .. if they like me and are good to me why not .. :D

Edward Grillo12 years ago

NOPE.

Scoutdy7 years ago

"Oh yeah my good sir, eat my spiders" *throws spider at tard*

SwordsmanKirito9 years ago

WEEEEEEELLLLLL... If you can befriend and speak to them, I see no issue with carrying a few around with you. Just stick a pouch around your neck with some spoders in it.

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

"This is Spidder" I say, patting his head

KIERA12345678909 years ago

Im a girl

iLostMyPotato8 years ago

You could talk to them and ask them to get u ur phone or go crawl on someone u hate’s back.

Raito 9 years ago

Hell yeah

Timecraftian8 years ago

Didnt say they need to be real liveing ones

Vavakx10 years ago

downside.exe not found.

GriffinBowes8 years ago

Who is "my person"

Merilille10 years ago

I LOVE SPIDERS! Where's the downside?

Monkeygirl0578 years ago

Guys this is such a win you lose arachnaphobia (can't spell) and always have spider friends defending you. Basically spiders lose their danger and you can have them as guards and they'll keep bugs out of your house. You can't lose.

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