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You can speak to and befriend all spiders.

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You will always have at least 5 spiders on your person. At all times.

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minimegaman090 2 years ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC 11 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin1 10 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor28 10 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight 8 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop3 10 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Truman

Magnify123 11 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

Loophole man 10 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG 9 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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TurtleShroom 9 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Biohazard_WYPTB 10 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi 8 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Louise Swanson 13 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat101 9 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Ihatepinksfan 10 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy 10 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Jordan Adair 13 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells 5 years ago

Same

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Snowfrost918 10 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

LGBOUNCER 9 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR 9 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes 9 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke 9 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony 9 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke 9 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty 9 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug 9 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit 9 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian 10 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream 10 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations 9 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella24131 10 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn97 10 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie 10 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls 11 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss 11 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations 9 years ago

Yay

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dj5331 11 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton04 9 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman 13 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls 13 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo 10 years ago

Mini pikachus

SpeedFetus 10 years ago

As long as they're my friends

Alabastard Dungeon Master Howerton 13 years ago

I can be the spider guy from Naruto. and I am not talking about Shino.

PlayPup1231 8 years ago

What is the downside?

JosieM90 11 years ago

i don't get it... befriend spiders???

PinkDiamond 9 years ago

omg, get my five spider friends to kill every spider in aussie

Jax987 11 years ago

Why not!

ItzToad756 9 years ago

If you can befriend them, what"s the downside? They won't kill you if you press it.

Bearacade 11 years ago

What do this means by person

Puppet2512 3 years ago

Also I need friends

MoonBearDX 10 years ago

ima be spiderman mixed with ant-man YESS

Drawesomethewizard 10 years ago

I hate spiders. They give me the fucking creeps!

Flameice2 10 years ago

Loser

Tom Bombadil 12 years ago

Time to creep some people out!

Amy_computer 6 years ago

I would have the 5 spiders on me be there to fuck with people

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

Ooh. Cats are cats. People are people. I'm a cat, so fuck off spiders.

Pop-TARDIS 11 years ago

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. NO!

ultrabuttonpesser 8 years ago

spider-man spider-man does what every a spider can wait what if we get a black widow and get bit have you thought about the bite people?????

DementedMinor 11 years ago

No spider are creepy

porkchopsensei 11 years ago

spiders as weapon

Michael-Scott Evan Yarbrough 13 years ago

Nope nope nope nope

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