Will You Press The Button?

minimegaman0909 months ago

people coming up with loopholes to not have spiders on them when it's obviously not a bad thing. also "on your person" can mean in your pocket so you can hide them

MYTHIC9 years ago

I CONTROL FEAR ITSELF

Migdin18 years ago

THE ONE WHO CONTROLLS THE SPIDER CONTROLLS 1/3 OF HUMANITY!!!

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VelocityRaptor289 years ago

well now ill always have 5 friends with me. or atleast 5 more... im lonely :(

MrWrongIsRight7 years ago

I know that feel bro

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uiop39 years ago

i have become death, destroyer of worlds...

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Truman

Magnify1239 years ago

i could be spider man ! *sticks them onto his hands*

TurtleShroom8 years ago

So you become Muffet from "Undertale", but human?

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Yaaaaaass... except ur also not gonna be killed by a small human. Theres a 50/50 chance u will be. Oh well

Loophole man9 years ago

What if I'm not a person?

TheMightyTOG8 years ago

He"s a loophole.

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Biohazard_WYPTB8 years ago

yay spidys!

Lava-boi7 years ago

I AM THE LORD OF SPDERS and I would just be like hey black widows can you like bite that guy for me?

Ihatepinksfan8 years ago

What if you fear spiders?

Hamburger Guy8 years ago

Then u dont press the button

Louise Swanson12 years ago

why couldn't it be follow the butterflies

Tacocat1018 years ago

OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!

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Snowfrost9189 years ago

I can speak to them, I can give them sentience...Yay! My 5 only friends with me at all times...

Jordan Adair12 years ago

Hell yeah, I want all my bitchin ass Spider buddies with me !

Taker_of_Hells4 years ago

Same

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LGBOUNCER8 years ago

Okay I'll have 5 plastic spiders in my pockets

RNJR8 years ago

Spider-Man has nothing on me.

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

He can climb walls

DrakeDes8 years ago

Easy... make a doll... call it your person.... put it in your basement

quickstirke8 years ago

Im already Friends with them, though. 😏 (I'm weird)😏

Seapony8 years ago

I AM THE SPIDER WHISPERER. ....Or... you know.... some sort of spider-man.

quickstirke8 years ago

SPIDER LOVE!! XD!! LOVE"EM EVERY DAY!!

Ritty8 years ago

Sweet! Portable torture!

Capt_Pug8 years ago

Spider Cider, anyone??

Craftykit8 years ago

Mosquito repellent, nice.

Rob4sian9 years ago

Next time someone annoys me, here they come...

MemeDream9 years ago

*spider dance intensifies*

Octomations7 years ago

Muffets spider cider gives you diarria

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Bella241319 years ago

IM NOT GONNA BE MUFFET!!!

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

y not?

SilverDawn979 years ago

Just call me Muffet.

BoneyBrownie9 years ago

MUFFET FROM UNDERTALE

2pokemonUTgirls9 years ago

NOPE.

Sanss9 years ago

I'm fine with it, muffets spiders are oka... OH MY GOD A SPIDER!!

Octomations7 years ago

Yay

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dj533110 years ago

What the fuck man pewdepie is better than this

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago

Pewdiepie is better than absolutely nothing.

Paul Steedman12 years ago

create an army and australia will be safe

TooMany FanGirls12 years ago

Tell the spiders to be on your shoulders. (Outside of your clothes) Ta-da! Shoulder pets.

Imightbeaemo9 years ago

Mini pikachus

OwenMinecart7 years ago

fuck yeah biches bring on the spiders

loveluke989 years ago

I hate spiders. They probably dont even think about anything

Drepple8 years ago

I"ve got a fetish for legs so i wouldn't mind having 40 of those on me

Nightcrawler34510 years ago

Why would I want to befriend something I dispise?

Puppet2512last year

If you can talk to and befriend them that would be super cool. Cause then you can just take a spider off of you and throw it at someone who you hate

mysterywoman9 years ago

Yes! Dream come true

evanthecannon9 years ago

fuckn great

Migdin18 years ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE!!! IM GOING TO NOPESVILE!! ANYONE WHO HAS A TICKET STEP ONTO THE NO-WAY-TRAIN!!! WE ARE LEAVING THIS BUTTON!!

vorpike10 years ago

how's that a bad thing, if i have the power, but wouldn't i want spiders near me

xxAncientRunistxx4 years ago

Nah, imma use them to poison the peeps I hate

ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago

You could tell the spiders to crawl all over any person who you dislike

Derpyman899 years ago

5 spiders on my person??? THE. HELL DOES THAT MEAN

ElizabethMars9 years ago

IT MEANS THEY IS ON YOUR BODY

Dustin James McGuckin12 years ago

I don't see a downside here.

Jasuzie17 years ago

NOPE!

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I hate spiders so yes.

EpicVilcu10 years ago

-The SpooderMan-

TheOltsuBoy9 years ago

Whos my "person"?

MoonStrings10 years ago

Enemies of the heir, BEWARE!

iuka trash9 years ago

The only disadvantage is trying to get a date

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