I'm allergic to pollen, which has given me a very sensitive nose, allowing me to sneeze on command. *Presses button"
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Thisdudeiscool9 years ago
*ACHOO*-lands in the middle of an anime-F***!
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AdamOtakuGamer7 years ago
Just imagine catching a cold xD
SAMUELGAMING7 years ago
oh my god..
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Disco249 years ago
*ACHOO* Lands at some old ladys house "uh... yo???"
YanichelFuentes7 years ago
Breeehhhh
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DystopianResident7 years ago
HACHOO- *lands 1500 miles underground* - mmf!
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Brennon Wilson9 years ago
*achoo* school *achoo* skatepark *achoo* inside your gf
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knorrway9 years ago
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DontTrustTheOof5 years ago
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Imagine this happening to you for the first time. You’re in the middle of an exam and you sneeze. Then when you open your eyes, you’re on top of the Sphinx. And you’re like “How did I get here?”
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FlowerCat7 years ago
What if you never sneeze or you land in your ex"s house (...)
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rocketiermaster7 years ago
"Million Dollars, But..." much? And you don't even get the million dollars...
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BartekTomasik8 years ago
Fuck, i"m stuck in the core of the Earth.
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talks2self8 years ago
Keep the pepper handy if you land in Guantanamo Bay
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Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Imagine this, you sneeze and teleport inside someone (literally), what happens to the person?
Woody3047 years ago
What happens to you?
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Parker2378 years ago
70% of earth"s surface is water. I find this quite problematic.
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I-dont-get-it-why-do-I-have-to-put-my-name-here9 years ago
I would make the greek god real, i dont care what happens to me, i probebly wouldnt have gotten to alysum or even aspodel
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Michael smith9 years ago
This could teleport u to sooo many bad places lol
Xavier_the_dimwitted8 years ago
Like Auschwitz?
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Emily Hard12 years ago
I can imagine that, getting yelled at by my parents or something, sneezing, then lending up in Narnia
Krusek8 years ago
Narnia is not on earth. It is its own universe(s) that are cut off from earth unless you have the tools to get there.
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Alex Strange12 years ago
Is anybody else reminded of that one X-Men Evolution episode where Kurt got sick and sneezed and whenever he sneezed he teleported?
AaronSilva8 years ago
Yes
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Elizabeth Beasley12 years ago
Does this mean I have to find normal means to get back home?? And what if I sneeze in the shower? I don't wanna be naked and soapy in the middle of Times Square or a congressional hearing.
This also makes me feel sorry for people I know who sneeze about 1...[Show full comment]
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Jacob Sargent12 years ago
Anyone who knows me knows I would be teleporting a lot
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Kuni Si12 years ago
Quick grab my arm *sneezes* Okay bye *sneezes again*
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Charlie Banks12 years ago
sure hope I can sneeze underwater, since the ocean Is everywhere...
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SabrinaBealast year
sounds kinda fun
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LouisF2110 years ago
Just get A LOT of pepper with you
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Jar_Jar_Binks7 years ago
Sneezes and lands in the middle of the pacific surrounded by sharks "Shit."
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Kathy Kat10 years ago
With me, first time I sneezed I would be in a trash compactor or something like that...
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Meamfunny3 years ago
With my luck I would sneeze and get stuck in a cave and not sneeze until I take a single step out
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therinity10 years ago
There would be a very high chance I could end up in the ocean
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YanichelFuentes7 years ago
#masterbutton lol I only sneeze when I'm by my grandpa and he"s in Honduras xD
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[DATA_EXPUNGED]11 years ago
When I sneeze, I sneeze multiple times.
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Wolf1238 years ago
*ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in hogwarts* oh look at that. TO DIAGON ALLEY! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO* *ends up in diagon alley* sup hagrid. * buys things* TO HOGWARTS! * ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO ACHOO*
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Snescube9 years ago
*Sneezes*
*Ends up in the middle of the Pacific*
*Drowns*
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Shedidme5 years ago
I would agree if there was an off switch
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supermutant9910 years ago
gdtfthj
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Ch3lr19 years ago
no because every time I sneeze it's like a machine gun. it would be like betting on a slot machine
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