You can go back to the 90s and tell your past self to put all your life's savings into the Apple stock and you'll return to the future rich.
but
You'd have to tell the love of your life to put all their life's savings in a bad stock and you return to the future without ever finding love.
I will not


Kitkat4109 years ago
I Wasn't Born In The 90's sozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Mikolas1223last month
then u could tell ur parents
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MakennaWinchester7 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE!!! 1-year-old me: *shits diaper and starts crying*

ThisIsIndeedAName2 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE!!! -20 year old me:
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I2A4C9 years ago
Born in 2003

Canif7 years ago
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IAmMemeGuy4 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE! 3-year-old me: *shits diaper while sleeping*

dankmemes1018 years ago
Um...Let"s see, what was I doing in the 90s? Oh yeah that"s right, I was waITING TO BE BORN

ChillyChelly9 years ago
I am already forever alone.

Themauf6 years ago
DasJoosh you have the best picture
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Babes9 years ago
I wasn't alive in the 90"s. No upside * inhales * boi

Indubitable-Gaming8 years ago
Your picture was lol

demutrudu8 years ago
uhhh its not just adults here

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago
millennial, I wasn't born then so yeah..this is useless

yournightmare878 years ago
but i was born on 2003 so srry button maker dude u old

FuzzyPixels8 years ago
Wait.. I wasn't even alive in the 90"s..

RyanCR30007 years ago
2004 here XD

Thebouncydragon7 years ago
i was born in 1992, so i guess i would have a huge allowance xD

Isiah9 years ago
That was very dark

NukeOfficial9 years ago
Well... I'd have to tell my parents, and idk about the love of my life yet so... LOOPHOLES FTW

ThePaulDude9 years ago
I wasn't old enough to invest in wanting in the 90s & interacting with your past self surely creates a paradox that could destroy the universe, right?

B0JACK5 years ago
Back in the 90"s i was in a very famous tv show...

snekeyes49 months ago
invest in apple. in 20 years, invest in a thing called bitcoin.

SavageBoi087 years ago
Well I do think I'll even need to go to the 90s soooooooo

Migdin18 years ago
Born 2003.... Plz help... WHAT AM I GOING TO DO!!!

BeastoftheBattl7 years ago
Uuuummmmmm, the never finding love thing already happens, and I was born in 2004.

Just_A_Bit_Odd_8 years ago
Who needs love I'm rich nyehehehehehehe

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Me: “Can I please see your balls for a second?” Dad: “That’s a weird request for a stranger, but if you say so…” Me, to balls: “Remember to invest your life savings in Apple stock.” Dad: “What the hell are you talking about?” Me, to Dad: “So, in the future, I push a button…”

Gollum34 years ago
Poor Sméagol doesn’t have any savings

Lzke8 years ago
I wasn't 1 year old until 2000 soo....

Sansthecomic3577 years ago
I wasnt alive in rhe 90"s...

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
Not a 90's kid

OtterMemes8 years ago
ALL yOu nEEd is l0v3

Pacopambisito9 years ago
I borned in this century

Blueyoutuber7 years ago
BORN INN 2009 but if i was born in the 90s then SURE

AsexualAromanticLaughter4 years ago
I wasn't born yet, but if I was I would press the button because asexual aromantic launghter

AWeabooOnTheInternet7 years ago
Born in the 2000"s

Onemario12348 years ago
Born in 2000, so this doesn't work.

Sophwiphwi9 years ago
I'd "have"to... what would happen if I didn't?

Leomé5 years ago
I was born September of 99..... THAT DO SHIT FOR ME!!!!!

Cristy3128 years ago
My parent didnt even meet in the 90"s

xxGreenRoblox2 months ago
Why would I tell my past life to invest in a stock when they might not even be human?

trinebthomassen9 years ago
I wasn't born in the 90's 2000, for da win.

AndresIM7 years ago
Love is more important than money.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago
I was born in the 2000s. Who the fuck am I telling to invest in Apple?

Noah Jordan12 years ago
Haven't met my love.

The_Doberman7 years ago
Wasn't alive in the 90"s and I don't have a love nor do I want one

Jaydhd8 years ago
Uh...So...Born 2002....Welp...

OliverDreammur8 years ago
So, about the people born in the 90s... *Portal open* You! yes you young child! put all your money into the apple stocks. *Mom walks in* Who the **** are you!? I'm your son.

Wood4 years ago
I wasn't even alive

SamTheDerpyOtaku9 years ago
Where's the downside?

Clefclark7 years ago
I will never find love

demutrudu8 years ago
oh im also dead

Mike90907 years ago
What is Apple stock? ANd if it is about Apple as in iPhone stuff. Fuck no

ThePaulDude8 years ago
I wasn't old enough to invest in anything nor did I have any money to begin with back then.
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