You can go back to the 90s and tell your past self to put all your life's savings into the Apple stock and you'll return to the future rich.
but
You'd have to tell the love of your life to put all their life's savings in a bad stock and you return to the future without ever finding love.
I will not


Kitkat4109 years ago
I Wasn't Born In The 90's sozzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Mikolas122317 days ago
then u could tell ur parents
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MakennaWinchester7 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE!!! 1-year-old me: *shits diaper and starts crying*

ThisIsIndeedAName2 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE!!! -20 year old me:
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I2A4C9 years ago
Born in 2003

Canif7 years ago
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IAmMemeGuy4 years ago
Me: INVEST IN APPLE! 3-year-old me: *shits diaper while sleeping*

dankmemes1018 years ago
Um...Let"s see, what was I doing in the 90s? Oh yeah that"s right, I was waITING TO BE BORN

ChillyChelly9 years ago
I am already forever alone.

Themauf6 years ago
DasJoosh you have the best picture
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Babes8 years ago
I wasn't alive in the 90"s. No upside * inhales * boi

Indubitable-Gaming8 years ago
Your picture was lol

demutrudu8 years ago
uhhh its not just adults here

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago
millennial, I wasn't born then so yeah..this is useless

yournightmare878 years ago
but i was born on 2003 so srry button maker dude u old

FuzzyPixels8 years ago
Wait.. I wasn't even alive in the 90"s..

RyanCR30007 years ago
2004 here XD

Thebouncydragon7 years ago
i was born in 1992, so i guess i would have a huge allowance xD

Isiah9 years ago
That was very dark

NukeOfficial9 years ago
Well... I'd have to tell my parents, and idk about the love of my life yet so... LOOPHOLES FTW

LiamEgil7 years ago
Born 2004

Fedora_Master8 years ago
But I was born in 2003....PARADOX!!!!

rang_ba_ba_qiao_nilast year
90年我还没出生

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

DasJoosh8 years ago
I'm 14. WAIT... Ill be Marty McFly, and screw up my parents marriage, so that I was never bor... wait, what in the neck is this? WHAAA...

DasJoosh8 years ago
Heck, I meant.

Floatybug4 years ago
i wasnt alive in the 90s

EldracoDixon7 years ago
I was born in 1999

oldnotweak9 years ago
dont have a love.... so win freakin win

Fabisme6 years ago
I wasn't around then. Hahaha

Derpyjeje8 years ago
But I wasn't alive in the 90"s ......

GD_Delta7 years ago
Born in the 2000"s boi

IvanMilicevic8 years ago
born 2004 lol wasn't born in 90s :P rekt mother fuckers

SansTheSkeleton047 years ago
actually kids like u and me are rekt because theres no upside for us...

DrCyanogenlast year
难绷,90年代根本没出生,不过抛开这个条件挺适合修无情道的

Loophole man9 years ago
What if the love of my life has no savings

AllyKat8 years ago
I didn't exist in the 90"s asshole

Akane_Yuki3 years ago
i wasnt born back then

Minecraft-kid5 years ago
2009

Vert_Nation8 years ago
I was not born

Jayy9 years ago
Uhm... no. I'm rather with him and not rich than rich and without him.

Mattd108 years ago
I wasn't born in the 90s I was born in 2004

SexyPandaSoldier9 years ago
woa without ever finding love.. why would i then want that little tiny bit of money apple would make me? i wasnt richt in 199something..

SpiceandSugar7 years ago
Hm, wasn't born in the 90s

Willvylast year
*tells her to invest everything is GSE* *it actually pays off in 2020*

Torren339 years ago
If i went back to the 90s, I wouldn't be there (DAT CONUNDRUM DOE)

SharinganOPAF7 years ago
I was born in 1998. How the heck could a 1 year have stocks?

Kulles8 years ago
All these millenials smh

Cyncere7 years ago
Never

googlyeye599 years ago
I sas born in 2005 lol

Dorito_chris5 years ago
Nobody loves me soo... MONEY HERE I COME!

JustinStimson7 years ago
Omg my birthday is in 2006 what they assume most of the people doing this are adults?

ZekeDoesYT8 years ago
Wasn’t born in 90s would tell my parents tho

coolslip36812 months ago
I wasn’t even a sperm in the 90’s.

DisWebsiteIsShit9 years ago
What if... I wasn't alive in the 90's... DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!! Was this written by a 3 year old?

CyberJax019 years ago
probobly not, if a 3 year old was born in the 90s or even had knowlage of the 90s

WBGrock8 years ago
i"d be rich... and i havent found thelove of my life so..... downside?

TeamAwesomeness3 years ago
Born in 2002
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