Everything is free
but
you can only wear your birthday suit for the rest of your life.
I will not

MrWittyComment 9 years ago
Every one wears their birthday suit 24/7. It"s just they usually have clothes on top. Loophole.

DrCookie69 5 years ago
ONLY WEAR

Rin05 10 years ago
It didn't specify you literally had to be naked. Therefore, I could wear a tuxedo I got for my birthday. Loopholes, people.

Oldnotweak...again 3 years ago
it says only.

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

ChronicDepression 10 years ago
Why does this say it was posted 47 years ago, i am concerned
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Ninjapuff220 10 years ago
Ok it says birthday Suite which means NAKED but it says that instead so I will wear a suite I got on my b day

NukeOfficial 10 years ago
What is a birthday suit?

Sonicdudeatdawn 10 years ago
Lewd and nude buddy

Nisawesome 11 years ago
If everything was free the whole world would just be anarchy. No thanks

ShoLoGunGan 9 years ago
*Communism intensifies*
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Andrew Youngs 13 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

Gabriel Dean Stephan 13 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

Dylan Owens 13 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Andrew Youngs 13 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

PJ Deghaim 13 years ago
wheres the downside ??

PJ Deghaim 13 years ago
wheres the downside ??

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
even peoples understanding

Dylan Owens 13 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Lachlan Robertshaw 13 years ago
even peoples understanding

redenderman2001 11 years ago
doesnt say i have to be naked technically. so i just wear a suit that says birthday on it.

Ningremm 7 years ago
Well since I'm dressed as usual in my birthday....

colemaniac11 11 years ago
i can show my f***ing dick to the world!!!

DontPressButton 10 years ago
HA!! I WEAR ORDINARY CLOTHING.

Joe Doe 13 years ago
Downside?

CoolCatPro 9 years ago
I got a nice tuxedo somewhere in my closet...

beta 11 years ago
Write "birthday" on all your clothes. everything's a birthday suit then.

Jack the Reaper 10 years ago
So pajamas

Nicole Manning 13 years ago
Buying my own island.

meatloave 2 years ago
The only thing I want for free is a ring that grants me ( and ONLY me) three wishes , once I have it the global economy reverts to normal , let everyone get something first though. As far as being in my bday suit , im always wearing it ,I just have clothes over it.

Lue10ant Diamond 11 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit besides a sweet looking, comfortable, jacket. XP

Red_2016 11 years ago
i dont have a birthday dress

Jessica Reese 13 years ago
I like buying clothes though... so the clothing being free would be pointless. D:

PatterTheNa 5 years ago
i got a pikachu costume for my birthday, stoopid, but Clothed

thoseguys 11 years ago
O don't cell my bday so ya were the downside

yutyrannus_rex 9 years ago
i dont have a birthday suit belive it or not i wear everyday clothing to birthdays

SeemsLegit 9 years ago
Birthday suit = naked

Booker Dewitt 12 years ago
My b day suite is the tux from the godfather.

Killallplayers 6 years ago
When you where normal clothes. :)

Asersw 11 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit..

Turtlegamer124 10 years ago
My birthday suit will be normal clothing 😆

Joree Rising 13 years ago
Internet

FutaKirlia170 11 years ago
I wouldnt mind being naked honestly

JKx 10 years ago
i have no birthday suit

Johann Ida 11 years ago
Its Okay Because I Had No Birthday Suit

Clefclark 8 years ago
I"ve never gotten a suit for my birthday. So I am fine

A Undertale Fan 11 years ago
I will wear a blanket then.

48854 4 years ago
whats a b-day suit on my b-day I just wear communist attire

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ryleigh071 9 years ago
I don’t have a birthday suit bc I don’t wear them

awesome 1 11 years ago
I luv my b-day suit

Kitten11765 10 years ago
I'm gonna go buy a suit to give to myself on my birthday.

Grace-Jordan Rennolds 13 years ago
snow.

AssHar 9 years ago
Everything being free would ruin the economy.

AssHar 9 years ago
But if it"s free FOR ME... fk yes

mr awesomeness 11 years ago
i dont have a birthday suit... so then?

Maypaws 5 years ago
Just ask for a suit on your birthday. It"s still a birthday suit.
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