Everything is free
but
you can only wear your birthday suit for the rest of your life.
I will not


MrWittyComment8 years ago
Every one wears their birthday suit 24/7. It"s just they usually have clothes on top. Loophole.

DrCookie694 years ago
ONLY WEAR

Rin058 years ago
It didn't specify you literally had to be naked. Therefore, I could wear a tuxedo I got for my birthday. Loopholes, people.

Oldnotweak...againlast year
it says only.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

ChronicDepression8 years ago
Why does this say it was posted 47 years ago, i am concerned
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Ninjapuff2208 years ago
Ok it says birthday Suite which means NAKED but it says that instead so I will wear a suite I got on my b day

NukeOfficial9 years ago
What is a birthday suit?

Sonicdudeatdawn 9 years ago
Lewd and nude buddy

Nisawesome9 years ago
If everything was free the whole world would just be anarchy. No thanks

ShoLoGunGan7 years ago
*Communism intensifies*
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Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Wiiwum9 years ago
so pokemon pajamas?

Cakie9 years ago
Honestly people are trying to find a way around it but why. Everything is free AND you get to be naked. Don't complain,just accept the beautiful thing the button has given us.

Wolf597 years ago
Dewut?

Shrimpis9 years ago
What if I have got a nice birthday suit? I would just wash it

egocer3 years ago
if its gonna be a normal thing for me to run around naked then i will happily press the button

bakara_chan 9 years ago
So my nice pants and nice shirt ... Cool

Kingtwood307 years ago
So communism but no one gets government issue clothes

ArKade479 years ago
What?

Noah Joyce12 years ago
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Red10078 years ago
My birthda suit is a white shirt, red collar button up and jeans. Thats my favorite outfit anyway so yay

DarkDragonWarrior9 years ago
So, back to Adam and Eve then... Lol

xKitKatx4 years ago
my b-day dress has flowers and its pink its pretty nice. <3

Krazykat11299 years ago
Dez nutz

Wamzyz9 years ago
I can change what my birthday suit is.

Konner6 years ago
Double win.

felix7149 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit soooooooooooo.....

Joseph Micah Beaumia12 years ago
get a free suit that is made by the company called bitrthday ???? profit

ivegotnothing7 years ago
-_- if ya meant naked say naked, because the majority of this here comment section is full of smart-asses and people who don't know what a birthday-suit is

beta10 years ago
Write "birthday" on all your clothes. everything's a birthday suit then.

Hannah Jane Davidson12 years ago
What if I was born fully clothed in a onesie and slippers?

Luminosity5 months ago
I wear normal clothing on my birthday

jackohans53 years ago
Being naked all the time isn't worth everything being free. Plus, could you imagine the stock market crash from something like that?

MaeDies9 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit o.o

BigD1ckRex959 years ago
It means naked...

Katochiri10 years ago
My birthday suit consists of my Sonic T-shirt and cargo shorts. *Presses button.*

Meme_Kid5 years ago
I don't wear a birthday suit

Blood9 years ago
ITZ FREEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ .o.

Big_Smoke8 years ago
The only thing I wear for my birthday is ordinary clothes and a birthday hat.

Mike Walsh12 years ago
I always wear my birthday suit, everyday, all day. Sometimes I even accessorize it with these things called "shirts" and "pants"; makes me look so cool.

Nimbleleader5209 years ago
I don't have a birthday suit so ha

EyeOwnUrEnergy9 years ago
Shit I'd prance like a flamboyant ballet dancer is it made everything free. I'll be free to.... From prison

DavidLetterman9 years ago
I am naked at this moment!

Acorn7 years ago
It doesn't say everything is free just for you. Money makes the world go round!

Ray Marc9 years ago
As long as my nakedness is acceptable, then yes.

SunshineforAsh3 years ago
This button would go really well with my previous button, "you never have to wear clothes again and nobody will care, but your parents will react normally and you can't put any clothes on around them".

MonsterOfMen9 years ago
Get some nice clothes
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