Everything is free
but
you can only wear your birthday suit for the rest of your life.
I will not


MrWittyComment8 years ago
Every one wears their birthday suit 24/7. It"s just they usually have clothes on top. Loophole.

DrCookie694 years ago
ONLY WEAR

Rin058 years ago
It didn't specify you literally had to be naked. Therefore, I could wear a tuxedo I got for my birthday. Loopholes, people.

Oldnotweak...againlast year
it says only.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

ChronicDepression8 years ago
Why does this say it was posted 47 years ago, i am concerned
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Ninjapuff2208 years ago
Ok it says birthday Suite which means NAKED but it says that instead so I will wear a suite I got on my b day

NukeOfficial9 years ago
What is a birthday suit?

Sonicdudeatdawn 8 years ago
Lewd and nude buddy

Nisawesome9 years ago
If everything was free the whole world would just be anarchy. No thanks

ShoLoGunGan7 years ago
*Communism intensifies*
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Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

Gabriel Dean Stephan12 years ago
Word choice. It MEANS "naked" but doesn't say it. Therefore, i would walk around in a suit i got for my birthday.

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

Andrew Youngs12 years ago
Free bail too, nice -- No jail for me.

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

PJ Deghaim12 years ago
wheres the downside ??

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Lachlan Robertshaw12 years ago
even peoples understanding

Dylan Owens12 years ago
everything is free when you live a nnudist life is what your saying

PlatinumAgent898 years ago
Prisoners are free then

Louise Mawari Æðelred12 years ago
Minus the 'everything's free', this should be everybody's everyday. Unless folks are walking around skin/fleshless...

Marky Flark9 years ago
Nothing in life is free

Quixed6 years ago
I got llama pjs on my birthday, so technically that counts as a birthday suit. Bonus: they super comfy

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Happyface49 years ago
What is. The downside?

Asdfthepoop7 years ago
I dont have a birthday suit so time to live in the nude!

skyrimlegend219 years ago
I don't have a birthday sute

Oscar Ljungberg12 years ago
hahaha! F*CK THE POLICE! I AM NAKED AND HAPPY!

LadyLexLuther8 years ago
So my regular clothes then

heyimfreya10 years ago
what is wrong with being a nudist?

ApatheticRenegade9 years ago
Guess I'm buying all my shit online.

Joe Doe12 years ago
Downside?

Yeetaleet56343 years ago
I don't really have a suit, so I would just wear the clothes I would get from my birthday.

Riz XXX9 years ago
I dont have a birthday suit

Anime Anime9 years ago
Naked it means naked

iplaygames9 years ago
So I don't have a birthday suit I just use anything for my birthday Outfit

ZaneABrain4 years ago
I just wear jeans and a t-shirt on my birthday.

lovey8269 years ago
Blankets aren't cloths so, i can just be fashionable in Blankets! Free fancy BLANKETS!

Filip_M8 years ago
I don't have one so I can literally wear what I want.

Nicole Manning12 years ago
Buying my own island.

concludingTorero7 years ago
I would be wearing Homestuck clothing,,, Forever. *slams the button*

Jessica Reese12 years ago
I like buying clothes though... so the clothing being free would be pointless. D:

XxgalaxiaxX 9 years ago
Just because it doesn't say naked doesn't mean you aren't. Your 'birthday suit' is what you are born with on the first day of your life outside of the womb. Aka, bare bottom to which everyone *should* know(s). You are naked.

BluZebra9 years ago
I don't HAVE a birthday suit. I dress casually on my birthday. Ha!

Joree Rising12 years ago
Internet

Murdoc_Niccals7 months ago
HA! ALREADY DO THAT!

SilverPenguin9 years ago
Was this posted 46 years ago?

Sylveon4047 years ago
Who the hell wears a birthday suit anyway

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Chi_Reiuji3 years ago
Well my birthday suit is just normal everyday suit.

Freeman7329 years ago
My birthday suit is an actual suit

AssHar8 years ago
My birthday suit is my regular clothes.

Danyael11 years ago
everyone push the button, we are in paradise again!

Its._.whatever9 years ago
Ny birthday suit is sweatpants and a saggy hoodie so ayye

Grace-Jordan Rennolds12 years ago
snow.
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