You become fluent in your mother language, and have countless job opportunities which are rewarding and easy for you to live with
but
Your friends and family cannot keep up with your use of language and find it too complex to understand, and most of the time find themselves dumbfounded and annoyed by your mere presence
I will not

tordsimp69 11 months ago
yea sure i have like no friends anyways

AssHar 9 years ago
Ok þen. Doing it mostly for language class, I can assure you, oh red button, þat I wouldn't use complicated language.

Luigi2964 8 years ago
Hi Genji

Alexis Davis 13 years ago
Already like that so... Fun Fact: Still have no idea what frozen is even about.

lol331 5 years ago
To jkmc1205: yea why
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LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago
what do you mean by mother language

LizzyCornLuvsUnicorns 9 years ago
o ok
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Ikeless 10 years ago
*becomes sheldon off of big bang theory

Jessie Justt 13 years ago
Why would I drag myself down for people who are so petty they'd be upset at me for being good at linguistic skills? I could find people who are not so judgmental.

Raoul Abou Merhi 13 years ago
people around me are already annoyed by my presence...

Luigi2964 8 years ago
Same
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Wesley Snyder 13 years ago
English is my mother language, and I am already fluent in it... I guess this means with advanced vocabulary that no one understands.

HassanSabti 10 years ago
I don't understand

Theogrelord Shrek 13 years ago
Lmao I have no friends. And I hate 98% of my family.

iamnoone 9 years ago
JUST 98%!!! I hate 100% of my family (pets NOT included)
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Saniel Dampson 13 years ago
Who needs friends?

Lucy Atkinson 13 years ago
deal with it peasants

Orla 12 years ago
So I know fluent Irish... Could help me. And anyway my friends say I have a language of my own.. Smart talk... I can't help it! 😂

TheEmeraldHunter 10 years ago
this is a rather insulting dilemma i would never be so stupid as to press the button

Commander Knave 11 years ago
I'm already annoying

Myth Plays 10 years ago
The comments here are filled with copy&pasters the everyguys and the deep thinkers

jomama 11 years ago
They already are T-T

Fedora-King 9 years ago
That"s already my life

Jack Schweizer 13 years ago
My life already...

XG 5 years ago
So like Doctor Who?

carsofawe 12 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

Choronzon 10 years ago
So, nothing changes.

wolftux 11 years ago
just move to the place were your language is native

sardothien1 10 years ago
Sounds like me as i am now

She_Ok15.5 11 years ago
No, I need them

JoshChristopher 8 years ago
I only pressed the button because this is already my life.

Ellaura 12 years ago
If they don't like me for me they aren't true friends.

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Kirishima_Eijirou 9 years ago
It would be great to be fluent in Italian, and what are these things u call friends??

wittykitty101 10 years ago
That is right, puny mortals! I AM THE GREATEST OF ALL! BOW BEFORE ME! *gets slapped in face, with frying-pan*

Randomguynuberwhoevencares 9 years ago
Who here ISN'T fluent in their Mother Language... oh wait, the USA exists. my bad.

#mylifeasme 11 years ago
so what if they are annoyed at least they don't disown you XD

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Evohe! Thine brethren sot like me!

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radicaled73 11 years ago
My mother language is english :/

Asfolto12 6 years ago
This changes nothing

carsofawe 12 years ago
Downside happens to my friends all the time

Supergirl1623 10 years ago
Meh, already like that anyway

Supadoge99 9 years ago
I already speak english.........

Relzyrx 12 years ago
Gotta be honest here, my friends and family already do, and I speak a weird unknown language that I can't even translate often. It's that they stick around and love me anyway that makes them good friends and family.

Spotes 10 years ago
It didnt say you have to be complex

Not Here 11 years ago
This is only good dor americans, their mother language is all of europe.

Belmonte8778 10 years ago
what do you mean by "fluent in your mother language", mother language = native language... so what's the good side?

CuteBluKittyCat :3 11 years ago
I have no real-life friends :3 So it's worth it :3

ziagrace 9 years ago
my life

Leemur 3 years ago
The thing is, I'm already like that sooooo yeah

pithany900 11 years ago
That already happens...

Choronzon 10 years ago
We are literally saying, you can speak your native language fluently, but now people are annoyed that you are fluent? This makes no sense.

Nina Fontana 13 years ago
i am already fluent in two languages (include my mother language)

zombiehide 11 years ago
i can just cuss them off all day

Supergirl15 10 years ago
I don't even get this one
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