Will You Press The Button?

Matthias Bondevik 11 years ago

But I wanna be extremely appealing to the same sex

SeabassJames 8 years ago

Tails.exe x Cream.exe, I agree, but punctuation is important. There"s a difference between "love is love dicks" and "love is love, dicks."

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Gueris 11 years ago

only opposite gender? what's the point of living then?

Zaxio 9 years ago

They obviously mean the gender you"re attracted to.

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TigerAttack 9 years ago

WHY IS THIS GAME ASSUMING OUR SEXUALITY

LillianSnyder 9 years ago

This isn’t great if you’re gay/ lgbtq+

Nicolewings 10 years ago

ace af not worth it

cobra1718 11 years ago

well it says a paper cut appears not that you have to suffer from the pain of getting one

MrLonelyMan 6 years ago

that is what i was thinking

not_really_that_cool 10 years ago

I'm a lesbian,sooooo..I'm good.

Goz 6 years ago

Same

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Blue Harold 13 years ago

but im already great in bed... my bed never say anything about me sleeping bad

AnyaSingh 8 years ago

I found my twin!

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DerpyDolphin 11 years ago

I'm gay

Zaxio 9 years ago

They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

lexiblackandwhite123 11 years ago

Finally a non-sexist question!!!

Zaxio 9 years ago

Don't call people misogynists for making questions that points to men.

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Your-local-lesbian 8 years ago

I hate this button. Why does it have to say "opposite sex" WHAT IF I WANT TO BE FUCKING HOT TO THE SAME SEX

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

Then either (a) find a button that can either do that directly or do something that allows you to be hot indirectly, (b) give up and just accept the fact that you’re probably not hot, or (c) improve your own look. Yourself.

Pika Girl 11 years ago

Ok there are two things I wanna say: 1. I'm fricking 11! 2. Paper cuts hurt. It's not worth it

Karen4567 11 years ago

That means your a person not taking risks in life your No one's dream person if you don't take risk

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BowlFullOfAss 12 years ago

It doesnt say who's fingers they need to be >:)

Eldeuqe 8 years ago

but what if I'm lesbian?

Noah68 11 years ago

Not the paper cuts!!!

ChaonsWrath 9 years ago

I'm asexual, sweetheart. Pass.

Peterpanpansexuel 9 years ago

Im aromantic so how does this work?

TheGoodSucc 9 years ago

What if you"re gay asf like moi?

IMAFAG 11 years ago

im asexual so i dont need to be great in bed and im ggay so i dot want to be charming to the other gender.

Zaxio 9 years ago

They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

Bryony Pugh 13 years ago

Chapstick. Seals the papercut shut without actually healing it. Pushing button

Eldeuqe 8 years ago

you changed my life.

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Foxiana the pirate fox 11 years ago

Asexual,so,NO THANKYOU!

that random girl 11 years ago

I'm a lesbian so where's the upside?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago

I assume that you become an incredible kisser and great in bed, as well as charming to the opposite sex (i.e. males). Besides the charming bit, the other two things happen outside of the other person’s gender. At least, that’s how I interpret the button.

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Haruka 12 years ago

Asexual~

Peterpanpansexuel 9 years ago

Aromatic~

cadlab 12 years ago

What about the same sex? :(

Zaxio 9 years ago

They meant preferred gender.

Yuuki_Dunham 8 years ago

Im lesbian so no

ShinaHelbourne 8 years ago

I'm a lesbian. Fuck this

HikariYami 8 years ago

But I don't like the opposite sex

Ollieolive11 8 years ago

As a lesbian, fuck no

Elliebeans 8 years ago

Boi why does it have to be heterosexual, I would do it if I got everyone! #bilife

Eleven-x 8 years ago

Who cares about the fucking paper cuts?!

GBWYMaxwell 8 years ago

What about the same sex? I'm hella gay think about us gays.

ItaPita11 9 years ago

Am I the only one here who thinks paper cuts only hurt when you get them, not afterwards?

XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff 9 years ago

VBS

SAKO4444GODZ 9 years ago

*clears throat* DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!!!!!!!

JHarden13 10 years ago

I don't mind paper cuts

Burn38 11 years ago

Paper cuts is nothing compared to my Balisong cuts. Now its time to go to bed honey ;)

deathwish 11 years ago

Chapstick put them together and it never said anything about the papercut hurting *PRESSES THE BUTTON*

jessicatmeow 11 years ago

Hell I already AM all those things

Mimy 123456 11 years ago

As a heterosexual female I can honestly say that there is no downside

Solarstrike 12 years ago

You only thought heterosexuals existed...

cherryjjv 12 years ago

Hi, artist. NO.

Jackson Pearson 13 years ago

FUCK THAT

Brandon Wieler 13 years ago

well im assuming that you'd get used to the pain eventually. you'de grow numb to it, be a pain at first tho

VIolininja01 8 years ago

It never said the paper cuts actually hurt

ArmandMaillard 9 years ago

Just put bandages on the cut. Genius

iceman9518 11 years ago

Loophole to the rescue!

GangsternauwL 10 years ago

People who didn't press the button must really hate paper cuts ::yall pussies::

Birb Nova 11 years ago

yes pls

Thelesbianfuckingemmawatson 10 years ago

But what if I only want to be appealing to the same sex?

Zaxio 9 years ago

They meant the gender you"re attracted to.

AntiHappyPie 3 years ago

im bi and from my experience straight ppl still know what hot is

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