You are an incredible kisser, great in bed, and are incredibly charming to the opposite sex.
but
You have to constantly have a paper cut on the end of 5 random fingers for the rest of your life. After one heals, another one immediately appears.
I will not


Matthias Bondevik9 years ago
But I wanna be extremely appealing to the same sex

SeabassJames7 years ago
Tails.exe x Cream.exe, I agree, but punctuation is important. There"s a difference between "love is love dicks" and "love is love, dicks."
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Gueris9 years ago
only opposite gender? what's the point of living then?

Zaxio8 years ago
They obviously mean the gender you"re attracted to.
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TigerAttack7 years ago
WHY IS THIS GAME ASSUMING OUR SEXUALITY

LillianSnyder7 years ago
This isn’t great if you’re gay/ lgbtq+

Nicolewings9 years ago
ace af not worth it

cobra17189 years ago
well it says a paper cut appears not that you have to suffer from the pain of getting one

MrLonelyMan4 years ago
that is what i was thinking

not_really_that_cool9 years ago
I'm a lesbian,sooooo..I'm good.

Goz4 years ago
Same
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DerpyDolphin9 years ago
I'm gay

Zaxio8 years ago
They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

lexiblackandwhite1239 years ago
Finally a non-sexist question!!!

Zaxio8 years ago
Don't call people misogynists for making questions that points to men.
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Blue Harold12 years ago
but im already great in bed... my bed never say anything about me sleeping bad

AnyaSingh7 years ago
I found my twin!
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Your-local-lesbian7 years ago
I hate this button. Why does it have to say "opposite sex" WHAT IF I WANT TO BE FUCKING HOT TO THE SAME SEX

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
Then either (a) find a button that can either do that directly or do something that allows you to be hot indirectly, (b) give up and just accept the fact that you’re probably not hot, or (c) improve your own look. Yourself.

Pika Girl9 years ago
Ok there are two things I wanna say: 1. I'm fricking 11! 2. Paper cuts hurt. It's not worth it

Karen45679 years ago
That means your a person not taking risks in life your No one's dream person if you don't take risk
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BowlFullOfAss10 years ago
It doesnt say who's fingers they need to be >:)

Eldeuqe7 years ago
but what if I'm lesbian?

ChaonsWrath7 years ago
I'm asexual, sweetheart. Pass.

Noah689 years ago
Not the paper cuts!!!

Peterpanpansexuel8 years ago
Im aromantic so how does this work?

TheGoodSucc8 years ago
What if you"re gay asf like moi?

IMAFAG9 years ago
im asexual so i dont need to be great in bed and im ggay so i dot want to be charming to the other gender.

Zaxio8 years ago
They obviously meant the gender you"re attracted to.

Foxiana the pirate fox10 years ago
Asexual,so,NO THANKYOU!

that random girl10 years ago
I'm a lesbian so where's the upside?

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
I assume that you become an incredible kisser and great in bed, as well as charming to the opposite sex (i.e. males). Besides the charming bit, the other two things happen outside of the other person’s gender. At least, that’s how I interpret the button.
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Yuuki_Dunham7 years ago
Im lesbian so no

ShinaHelbourne7 years ago
I'm a lesbian. Fuck this

HikariYami7 years ago
But I don't like the opposite sex

Haruka10 years ago
Asexual~

Peterpanpansexuel8 years ago
Aromatic~

cadlab10 years ago
What about the same sex? :(

Zaxio8 years ago
They meant preferred gender.

Ollieolive117 years ago
As a lesbian, fuck no

Elliebeans7 years ago
Boi why does it have to be heterosexual, I would do it if I got everyone! #bilife

Eleven-x7 years ago
Who cares about the fucking paper cuts?!

GBWYMaxwell7 years ago
What about the same sex? I'm hella gay think about us gays.

ItaPita117 years ago
Am I the only one here who thinks paper cuts only hurt when you get them, not afterwards?

Bryony Pugh12 years ago
Chapstick. Seals the papercut shut without actually healing it. Pushing button

Eldeuqe7 years ago
you changed my life.
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XYZLoleodjfhadsfawdfgbhrstghjhgff8 years ago
VBS

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
*clears throat* DOESN'T MATTER HAD SEX!!!!!!!!

JHarden138 years ago
I don't mind paper cuts

Burn389 years ago
Paper cuts is nothing compared to my Balisong cuts. Now its time to go to bed honey ;)

deathwish9 years ago
Chapstick put them together and it never said anything about the papercut hurting *PRESSES THE BUTTON*

jessicatmeow9 years ago
Hell I already AM all those things

Mimy 12345610 years ago
As a heterosexual female I can honestly say that there is no downside

Solarstrike10 years ago
You only thought heterosexuals existed...

cherryjjv10 years ago
Hi, artist. NO.

Jackson Pearson12 years ago
FUCK THAT

Brandon Wieler12 years ago
well im assuming that you'd get used to the pain eventually. you'de grow numb to it, be a pain at first tho

Mettaton_NEO8 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU"VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom"s name fiv...[Show full comment]

Rhysaay9 years ago
DUDE XD

potatobutt9 years ago
still ...LAID

Endbro7 years ago
Yuck X_X

Ryan Bereti12 years ago
Well im already all of those things so NOPE

-go away-8 years ago
I basically already have my fingers all cut up anyway... *Pressing button*

Free Money???9 years ago
What's the downside...?
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