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15531 (16%) people have pressed this button, while 82226 (84%) did not.

You can eat your favorite food for free anytime you want

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Each time you eat it, no matter how healthy, will shave a decade off of your life

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HiBob24 9 years ago

The best way to suicide

WakkaRexo 9 years ago

Definitely

Jar_Jar_Binks 8 years ago

What if... your favorite food is a Golden Apple? The kind in Norse Myth. ∞-10=∞. Simple math.

qwerty2012ish 9 years ago

So press this button to either commit suicide or ban yourself from your favorite food? What?

Morgan J. Caola 13 years ago

Who the fuck would press this

BerryLoveBerry 5 years ago

Never press that button

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SilentJill345 5 years ago

Please end me already.....I don't wanna be in this cruel world anymore!;o;

Little Miss Spiteful 8 years ago

Best suicide button EVER. 10/10 would an hero again

Kyra Thomas 13 years ago

I'd be dead in an hour

AcidXxRayne 5 years ago

same

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Timjfarmer 9 years ago

Why would I do this I get my fav food alot

Amazingpieguy 9 years ago

Mmmm this mango is delicio- *drops dead*

Da_kokonut01 9 years ago

Hmm, ok, I got five years left to live. I know eat da kokonut. So now I should"ve died 5 years ago. I'm -5 years away from my death. Very interesting indeed...

FormalEnderman10 last year

FREE IMMORTALITY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

Creepering 10 years ago

I can already eat my favorite food whenever I want without shaving a decade of my life so...

tylercjbaker 10 years ago

Wtf 79% actually clicked the button

just sayan(pun) 11 years ago

just eat until 1 more bite and it is finished then give it to someone else does that count

KenWasHere21 9 years ago

It says if you eat it. It doesn't matter if you take the tiniest bite. You still technically ate it.

Pedro Sarquis Sanchez 13 years ago

I want a short life anyway

EvaBear 10 years ago

Because he wants a short life anyway

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LordDavidBooyah 9 years ago

I can already do that. One of the perks of living in one"s parent"s house. I'm 17, BTW.

Mr. Mann 10 years ago

Ummm...what?

Ghjjgnjn 2 years ago

Suicides will press the Button

asdguy00 12 years ago

13%stupid people

Warmchne 11 years ago

Terrible

Small_mol 6 years ago

why would i press it? i dont neeed it free

AllenHernandez 9 years ago

If my favorite food was cyanide then that makes me immune shortly.

The_Doberman 8 years ago

Win win

EpicFail 10 years ago

How can I survive especially with that temptation?

SovietBeerMeneer 11 years ago

A decade a lotta time u know, wouldn't give a decade of precioua time for som hamburglars

Thatoneginger 10 years ago

Wow

dancingtiger212 11 years ago

It's worth it for those McDonald's McGriddles.

Jaketheslayer 9 years ago

Just chew it and spit it out, loophole

Shocky_Pink 5 years ago

Just become immortal and it won’t matter.

Ge Li 13 years ago

WHY

meisawesome 9 years ago

Create food for others

Davd 10 years ago

easy, delicious suicide. Also, it never says you need to do this or anything. This is just an option.

Marklesparkle 9 years ago

Quit buyin" Hershey"s and go to a dam restraunt

Olino2007 11 years ago

No one ever pressed that button

Ahhhhhhhhhh 7 years ago

Gaboseries you are the fatass

Aerick 11 years ago

A *decade*? For a free meal? You've got to be joking me - this is literally just 'press the button and die'.

Mythe Defender 10 years ago

I'f Be dead in a second

frenchan 9 years ago

What Decade? I'm immortal.

CherryDragon_ 10 years ago

I can easily buy my favorite food anytime, chips ahoy cookies aren't that expensive!

EnRaller 10 months ago

ermmm wheres the downside

cancertoanyfamily 12 years ago

OP i hope cancer to you and your beloved ones

Person1And2 11 years ago

R.I.P Pearson1And2

a_sociopath 5 years ago

HELL NO

Amy Row-Williams 13 years ago

you could only eat it a few times...

charlied5858 11 years ago

This one was for obese emo teenagers.

Coolcon 10 years ago

Doctor: Sir you have a few hours to live Me: No i dont Doctor: What do you mean? Me: Summoms food GOODBYE SUCKERS

jroan 11 years ago

pizza is pretty cheap, so whatevs

assassinboy 9 years ago

i will die in ten min

TheSmartOne 3 years ago

Then it will just happen to your

Lord_Mixtape 9 years ago

Those are some pretty special clippers...

TheDeviL234 10 years ago

unless you find platinum/ diamonds or antimatter tasty, it's not worth it

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