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You will become a successful game journalist

but

You will die of natural causes at the age of 34

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coolerdogpond12last year

man getting to 50 comments is taking so long. thnaks for posting cool button press!!!!!!!!!

coolerdogpond12last year

I GOT 50 COMMENTS WITH THAT! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

deadgamer9 years ago

what if your above the age of 34?

LeftTesticleOfKrom8 years ago

By the power of the left testicle from krom, I shall land you the power to become purple penis the 3rd

SerenityJayne4 years ago

Who wants to be a game journalist lol

Rockhardabs4 years ago

My exact thoughts.

juhpeli5 years ago

Gg

Jared Murphy12 years ago

...Who would want to be a journalist?

JazzimoX8 years ago

I get to record my times playing video games AND I get to die!? nope

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Metazoxan8 years ago

Being a game journalist is not so desireable taht I"d want an early death

RedVexeD8 years ago

Not worth such an early death, and since I'm already 29 that"d be a really short career.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

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Mr Medical9 years ago

I don't want to be and old medical anyway. Then they would have to call me GrandpaMedical

Penguins_HD9 years ago

The fuck is a journalist

Kitt10 years ago

You people fail to realize that you die at 34, meaning you don't die BEFORE that. Sure, I'm a journalist, but I can also do whatever I want without dying.

MohamedMoatasem7 years ago

Bruh

Live to die10 years ago

Bored

bbygngrndth9 years ago

Who the fuck would want to die at 34 for even their dream job?

Hans Lindhardt JÃ¸rgensen12 years ago

what if you are older than 34 when you press it? do you then have to live untill you are 134?

CooperSocks9 years ago

a successful what? is that a dream of somebody's? Maybe we don't know who they are because they keep dying at 34...

RSO10 years ago

Nah not today

bubblechaser1239 years ago

Nope.

TrueMisfit10 years ago

Not cutting my life off by 10-ish years.

Edo437 years ago

I hate sports

Eddiemate10 years ago

Don't like either

DisneyFanatic78 years ago

I'm likely to die at that age anyways, so why not?

Scorcher90999 years ago

no i want to live my whole life.this is stupid

Cora_Blackthorn11 years ago

I would want to be a journalist.

MrSeanabraham19 years ago

Nope. (Undertale Reffrence)

3ogdy8 years ago

Who wouldn't want to be dead by thirty.

25bbundy8 years ago

journalist

SomeoneRandom9 years ago

Not becoming a journalist EVER

SJAZ5 years ago

at the rate I'm going i won't make to 29

devomley10 years ago

im 13 i got plenty of time!

VaporeonLuver8 years ago

I wanna b a YouTuber. Not a journalist!

Oshmigoshi9 years ago

NO DOWNSIDE TO SAYING NO MAN

exmawsh11 years ago

Why would you want to be a game journalist?

pressmedont1239 years ago

That means I'll die in 2019 so no

ohhhhhh3 years ago

life is life

GavinMayhew7 years ago

What is a game journalist

Lolahobday10 years ago

Nope no ow hell no!!!

Pi-3-14159268 years ago

Iris West said she got bored of journalism😂

fire king10 years ago

I don't have a crush

zaynsterlovesniall9 years ago

I'm not dying at a young at a young a young age because I'm not missing out on Louis saying daddy cool

Boone Formhals12 years ago

this would be cool, you could tell everyone when you are going to die.

devilsadvocate6895 years ago

I would rather be a news journalist and find out why I died at the age of 34

stevenquartzuniverse02058 years ago

who wants to be a journalist?!? I wanna be a artist!

ghostxsniper10 years ago

F### no

toastymcstuffins10 years ago

lol "gaming journalism"

Justin_boi_679 years ago

I don't want to be a fucking journalist I want to be a nuaraligist

Floofula2 years ago

To find out more, look up rule 34

MCFan359 years ago

I DON'T WANNA DIE CUZ I'LL DIE IN DER YEAR ***** (BLOCKED OUT 4 SECURITY REAONS M8)

Markithias10 years ago

I pressed NO because I do not want to die at age 34!

PowDaddyCow7 years ago

journalists dont pay good for shit bro, fuck no

JVMoney17388 years ago

How about NO

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