Will You Press The Button?

daabat5 11 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl228 11 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 4 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade3 9 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago

Agreed

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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French 13 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

ZiadElnawawy 9 years ago

My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

Clifford 27 11 years ago

Wow

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia 6 years ago

Hi

nolovoto 11 years ago

Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago

oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago

Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

peace 9 years ago

be a hermit

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago

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TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey 12 years ago

I really dont see the bad side in this one......

Poptarts1234 11 years ago

What kind of cookies

ppMAN 5 years ago

The cookies are worth it.

Avacado1234 9 years ago

It didn't say they would never heal

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago

Free money from selling best cookies ever made

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale 10 years ago

Simple solution: don't get hurt. Ever. And if you do get hurt, get a small wound. Don't jump off buildings or step on legos. Just. Don't. Get. Hurt.

Shadic_Gamer 10 years ago

Like... REALLY?!?!!??

COUNTERLOGIC135 11 years ago

must.... cLICK

ApocalypseGamer 8 years ago

I could solve world hunger but I could also give some people diabetes. And I’d probably just wear some heavy duty armor every day

TheSeanannerWorld 10 years ago

How the HECK would you GET all of the scars and bruises? Your current Wounds and bruises? your emotional scars? HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THE BRUISES?!?!

LogicalUser 12 years ago

COOKIES!

ilove5sos 6 years ago

i want those cookies!!!!!

Totaledcactus22 9 years ago

This dude"s comment is from 47 years ago??!?!?!!!

Rerun24 11 years ago

cookies or a giant gashing wound that can never heal? How many cookies do I get? Can they cause cellular regeneration?

mr.whatface 10 years ago

RAKE IN THOSE CASH DOLLARS FROM YOUR COOKIE SALES BITCH!!

CTViolet 11 years ago

FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

punchthatbutton 8 years ago

Doesn't mean they won't heal though

Mr.Lextro 12 years ago

What if it is the cookies on a computer?

GlutNy 9 years ago

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

potato12gaga 10 years ago

1.press button 2.sell cookies 3.??? 4.profit

Thisguy! 11 years ago

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freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago

You become the Cookie Monster who gets a paper cut and dies later on in life cuz it never healed and kept on bleeding

SJAZ 6 years ago

just donate the cookie supply to a science team to find a cure

WolfTamer 9 years ago

Yay frosted cookies 4 life

MrPijus123 11 years ago

Not a fan of cookies

CaydenIsHere 10 years ago

I would look like a fucking badass

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