You would have unlimited supply of cookies
but
Your bruises and wounds would never disappear
I will not


daabat59 years ago
I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago
9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.
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geekygirl22810 years ago
you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago
seys you
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Jacksepticeyefan 10 years ago
U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago
my thoughts exactly
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dannyade37 years ago
Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago
I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago
Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago
Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago
I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago
Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago
Agreed
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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago
Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago
Bring it on bitch.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Alanna Elric12 years ago
I could say I was on the front line of war.

Linda Rose French12 years ago
FOR THE COOKIES

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago
Simple solution: don't get hurt. Ever. And if you do get hurt, get a small wound. Don't jump off buildings or step on legos. Just. Don't. Get. Hurt.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
Free money from selling best cookies ever made

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago
must.... cLICK

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago
I could solve world hunger but I could also give some people diabetes. And I’d probably just wear some heavy duty armor every day

Shadic_Gamer9 years ago
Like... REALLY?!?!!??

TheSeanannerWorld9 years ago
How the HECK would you GET all of the scars and bruises? Your current Wounds and bruises? your emotional scars? HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THE BRUISES?!?!

LogicalUser11 years ago
COOKIES!

Rerun249 years ago
cookies or a giant gashing wound that can never heal? How many cookies do I get? Can they cause cellular regeneration?

ilove5sos5 years ago
i want those cookies!!!!!

Totaledcactus228 years ago
This dude"s comment is from 47 years ago??!?!?!!!

punchthatbutton7 years ago
Doesn't mean they won't heal though

mr.whatface9 years ago
RAKE IN THOSE CASH DOLLARS FROM YOUR COOKIE SALES BITCH!!

CTViolet10 years ago
FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

potato12gaga9 years ago
1.press button 2.sell cookies 3.??? 4.profit

Mr.Lextro11 years ago
What if it is the cookies on a computer?

GlutNy7 years ago
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
You become the Cookie Monster who gets a paper cut and dies later on in life cuz it never healed and kept on bleeding

Thisguy!9 years ago
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WolfTamer8 years ago
Yay frosted cookies 4 life

SJAZ5 years ago
just donate the cookie supply to a science team to find a cure

MrPijus12310 years ago
Not a fan of cookies

thebuttonpresser20078 years ago
My dream imagine it you look tough and you have cookies for life

CaydenIsHere9 years ago
I would look like a fucking badass

yagizandro11 years ago
I think I wont get out of my house if I had unlimited cookies

starlight669 years ago
I don't even want the cookies I just want bruises for my whole life

Matix7774 years ago
cookie clicker dreams also i could earrase entire world if id liek to like that

LeilaniMonica8 years ago
those bitches want junk unless their a f**king BAD @$$ who wants damn cookies instead of candy with chocolate dip your choice

Bruhwhatisthis7 years ago
Where"s the downside? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

TheRealMudkip139 years ago
Get a cool scar on your eye, press the button, sell the cookies, lose weight, look badass, and be rich

brianyankonator10 years ago
i would look like a boss!

The Howling Wolf9 years ago
Scars enhance things but I don't have any of these.I don't mean to sound like a big baby,but I like cookies

owen0667011 years ago
I Dont Get Hurt Much Wheres The Downside?

Slimyassman2 years ago
Cookie is good for helth

TimmyTheHobo8 years ago
World Hunger solved, and the bruises and wounds mark the hero who did it. Of course, everybody"s fat, but I still solved World Hunger.
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