Will You Press The Button?

daabat59 years ago

I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago

9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.

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geekygirl22810 years ago

you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago

seys you

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Jacksepticeyefan 10 years ago

U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago

my thoughts exactly

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dannyade37 years ago

Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago

I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago

Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago

Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago

I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago

yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago

Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago

Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago

Agreed

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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago

Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago

Bring it on bitch.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago

WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Alanna Elric12 years ago

I could say I was on the front line of war.

Linda Rose French12 years ago

FOR THE COOKIES

GsterBlaterUnd3rtale8 years ago

Simple solution: don't get hurt. Ever. And if you do get hurt, get a small wound. Don't jump off buildings or step on legos. Just. Don't. Get. Hurt.

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

Free money from selling best cookies ever made

COUNTERLOGIC13510 years ago

must.... cLICK

ApocalypseGamer7 years ago

I could solve world hunger but I could also give some people diabetes. And I’d probably just wear some heavy duty armor every day

Shadic_Gamer9 years ago

Like... REALLY?!?!!??

TheSeanannerWorld9 years ago

How the HECK would you GET all of the scars and bruises? Your current Wounds and bruises? your emotional scars? HOW THE HECK DO YOU GET THE BRUISES?!?!

LogicalUser11 years ago

COOKIES!

Rerun249 years ago

cookies or a giant gashing wound that can never heal? How many cookies do I get? Can they cause cellular regeneration?

ilove5sos5 years ago

i want those cookies!!!!!

Totaledcactus228 years ago

This dude"s comment is from 47 years ago??!?!?!!!

punchthatbutton7 years ago

Doesn't mean they won't heal though

mr.whatface9 years ago

RAKE IN THOSE CASH DOLLARS FROM YOUR COOKIE SALES BITCH!!

CTViolet10 years ago

FUCK WOUNDS COVER IT WITH COOKIES *clicks button*

potato12gaga9 years ago

1.press button 2.sell cookies 3.??? 4.profit

Mr.Lextro11 years ago

What if it is the cookies on a computer?

GlutNy7 years ago

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

freepornsupplier20033 years ago

You become the Cookie Monster who gets a paper cut and dies later on in life cuz it never healed and kept on bleeding

Thisguy!9 years ago

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