You would have unlimited supply of cookies
but
Your bruises and wounds would never disappear
I will not


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daabat5 10 years ago
I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man 10 years ago
9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.
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geekygirl228 11 years ago
you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman24 3 years ago
seys you
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Jacksepticeyefan 11 years ago
U would look like a badass

Emglo 3 years ago
my thoughts exactly
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dannyade3 9 years ago
Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug27 7 years ago
That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe 9 years ago
I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons 8 years ago
Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls 9 years ago
Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox 10 years ago
I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

Tour Xiu Rose 13 years ago
Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine 9 years ago
Agreed
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HumanRepresentative69 9 years ago
yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker420 9 years ago
Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clayton A. Usher 13 years ago
Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren 13 years ago
Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric 13 years ago
I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins 13 years ago
WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French 13 years ago
FOR THE COOKIES

Ender25 2 years ago
Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Hamster 9 years ago
Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

jeckn 9 years ago
Then I would be black from head to toe

Eat A Boob 11 years ago
I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

HotTea0 6 years ago
So, I will die from blood loss I guess

EmeraldHead 11 years ago
Cover the wounds up with cookies

Panifex 8 years ago
Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

Indiana576 10 years ago
Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

MegaDoge 9 years ago
But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago
Cookies will heal mine 🍪

jordy.song 12 years ago
i see no problem here.

OtakuTaco 11 years ago
Yum, cookies.

Chathy1234 5 years ago
You never said sickness

KamranLukacsi 9 years ago
We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

Cheshirekitten548 7 years ago
All my wounds scar anyway.

50dimensions 10 years ago
i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

BonesTameWolves 11 years ago
I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Aaxx 10 years ago
just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 823 10 years ago
Yes. Just yes.

Mollywolly 11 years ago
S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

BigmanDev last month
Cookies are ass anyways

Oliviakemp 12 years ago
Challenge accepted

XxDiamondxX 10 years ago
Think befor you post things, people.

ZiadElnawawy 9 years ago
My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

Clifford 27 11 years ago
Wow

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia 6 years ago
Hi

nolovoto 11 years ago
Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

TheBulletMoBot 8 years ago
oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

Somerandomwizard 10 years ago
Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

TheSmoshBroOfGallifrey 12 years ago
I really dont see the bad side in this one......

peace 9 years ago
be a hermit

CoolCuPkake 10 years ago
Find the 1 and u will get kissed tomorrow 395659949394949504930459850495959602589569954368096543347908753224689974337890532568997433690975325890964335780076433bifvjjdjk$*9%?'lsndidbskdhfjjdhv*"$)%"%)%?!?)?hhfjhfhdjsh#):Sdbjsbshdbchhxjdj:-Ssjkja1)%(&?&):?$... [Show full comment]

Poptarts1234 10 years ago
What kind of cookies

ppMAN 5 years ago
The cookies are worth it.

Avacado1234 9 years ago
It didn't say they would never heal
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