You would have unlimited supply of cookies
but
Your bruises and wounds would never disappear
I will not


daabat59 years ago
I love smell of diabetes in the morning

Loophole man9 years ago
9/11 was also a serious thing and now look. Making jokes/dank memes help ease the pain.
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geekygirl22810 years ago
you'll get sick of cookies AND die early from all the sugar

snowman242 years ago
seys you
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Jacksepticeyefan 10 years ago
U would look like a badass

Emglo2 years ago
my thoughts exactly
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dannyade37 years ago
Fat with a lot of bruises no upside unless you sell the cookies

oceanwaterpug276 years ago
That"s the point, free money from cookie sell

FaZeHarambe8 years ago
I would love to have a scar on my face forever I would be a bad ass and I would have cookies

AmazingDragons7 years ago
Sell da cookies and make money

KeemstarTrolls7 years ago
Diabetes here I come!

ShinyNox9 years ago
I pressed o the button with infinity money before.I pay some guys to build a super suit. I would throw cookies at so many people's that I don't like.

HumanRepresentative697 years ago
yo how bad-ass would I look when im all black, red, and scarry?

lifehacker4208 years ago
Can your bruises and cuts get smaller? Like 0.00000001 millimeters wide? They"re still there, so...FREE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago
Psh, cookies will rid them.

lofine8 years ago
Agreed
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Clayton A. Usher12 years ago
Cookies and looking like i just won the biggest fight ever!...I THINK YES!

Constanza Margot Ibacache Recabarren12 years ago
Bring it on bitch.

Alanna Elric12 years ago
I could say I was on the front line of war.

Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
WHO CARES COOKIES, (also i can sell them and make 1 million dollars)

Linda Rose French12 years ago
FOR THE COOKIES

_fangirl_trash_9 years ago
Or have the ability to shapeshift into other creatures and have the same outcome but a cooler power.

_fangirl_trash_9 years ago
Junkmail Go fuck yourself.

potfrnk10 years ago
I don't like cookies that much anyway.

marmitedude16 years ago
Cookies are awesome

Nikitaw999 years ago
cookies.

undead 11810 years ago
After cut once you bleed to death

Ender253 months ago
Solve world hunger. Wear completely nothing but 3 lairs of bubble wrap

Hamster8 years ago
Diabetes and always feeling pain... Where"s the upside?

jeckn8 years ago
Then I would be black from head to toe

Eat A Boob9 years ago
I'm not a big fan of cookies anyways

HotTea05 years ago
So, I will die from blood loss I guess

EmeraldHead10 years ago
Cover the wounds up with cookies

Panifex7 years ago
Sell the cookies! Not all of them, but some of them

Indiana5769 years ago
Depends with type of cookies... actually no I don't need infinite cookies.

MegaDoge7 years ago
But if bannanas don't work,I"d have millions of injuries!

CoolCuPkake9 years ago
Cookies will heal mine 🍪

jordy.song11 years ago
i see no problem here.

OtakuTaco9 years ago
Yum, cookies.

Chathy12344 years ago
You never said sickness

KamranLukacsi8 years ago
We now we know who stole the cookies in the cookie jar all the people who pressed the button

Cheshirekitten5486 years ago
All my wounds scar anyway.

50dimensions9 years ago
i dont want cookies, PANCAKES IT IS THE- no

BonesTameWolves10 years ago
I'll just buy cookies! NO MATTER HOW BROKE I AM!!!

Aaxx9 years ago
just wrap yourself in bubble wrap for all of eternity.

CapnKayso 8239 years ago
Yes. Just yes.

Mollywolly10 years ago
S. italy battle scars! chicks dig it *winks seductively* Me: Yes. They tell a story.

Oliviakemp11 years ago
Challenge accepted

XxDiamondxX9 years ago
Think befor you post things, people.

ZiadElnawawy8 years ago
My bruises already doesn't disappear so win win

Clifford 279 years ago
Wow

PaperMarioTheOrigamiKingFtOlivia5 years ago
Hi

nolovoto10 years ago
Diabetes wouldn't disappear either.

TheBulletMoBot7 years ago
oh so that explains why cookie monster is blue

Somerandomwizard9 years ago
Why would I want cooking suppli- oh cookies! Oops, too late

peace7 years ago
be a hermit

CoolCuPkake9 years ago
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