Will You Press The Button?

235x012 months ago

I hate that I don't have the superpower to create portals that lead to any universe or fictional universe I want & destroy them too.

235x012 months ago

And I hate that I can't shape-shift without limits.

Night Cat9 years ago

No No No, I'm already 35 IQ in debt from all the previous buttons, I can't spare anymore!

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

Lol! What could u have pressed to get this far?

deathbypanzer9 years ago

I can add tons of IQ but only lose 50 points.

Cringe_weeb2 years ago

Your body not your mind

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RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

What the crap are IQ points?

Fedxftw8 years ago

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DeadKhaosGaming8 years ago

Oh well i now have negative IQ😂😂😂

Rhinorulz8 years ago

Thing is, the iq scale is a closed looping Bell curve. That means that one can loop over the top (or bottom), and arrive at the other end. Interestingly enough, simply asking the test proctor about if this is possible will raise ones iq by at least 20 points.

Kitty_cats_and_potatoes8 years ago

1 I can do limitless magic. 2 I can become smarter every day much faster than I do now.

Rúni8 years ago

Yes, because IQ of 135 and follow that up by increasing my brains efficiency, so I use less energy for a higher input. That way I can use the same amount of energy for a more efficient brain.

Flan8 years ago

Once again most of people who pressed the button would be dead

Harambae1258 years ago

Change your brain and Make it smarter

The-knowledge-guy8 years ago

My IQ is already at -200000 so I"d how much lower is Geiger gets gdsjqqdjhshsjs spjdho sinw

Humanityisdoomed2 years ago

Not the knowledge guy

Tyler Gordon12 years ago

yay for high IQ! I CAN SPARE 50 POINTS!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

@Mandenbirgit r/foundthemobileuser

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Angie sapphie9 years ago

I'd rather have brains then beauty..

Specyguy8 years ago

Or, you first change what you want, maybe a really pretty face, then the second thing you change is your iq, you raise it by 50 again.

Sergayo9 years ago

Oh God I would have an iq of 80 fuck that

H-O8 years ago

If you were that smart you wouldn't be on this website/phone application

Niccolo' Pufall12 years ago

IQ is a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence, so who gives a fuck what your IQ is?

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

Literally anyone that wants to make sure they aren't hiring an idiot. IQ doesn't measure what you know, but how easily you can learn

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Rhys Keifer Ireland12 years ago

Change myself physically to male (I hate my body for being female so it all counts as one) then add 300 to my IQ boom

Melqdy7 years ago

the max iq is 200...

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dyslexic_dumbass3 years ago

iq is a measurement not actual intelligence, enjoy your improved body

jake1da1snake 9 years ago

I hate that my body is not immortal and doesn't have superpowers. I'll make myself immortal, and be able to fly. I'll get wiser with time.

ThePsycho6668 years ago

Glad I have a high IA

theO00327 years ago

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crisis1159 years ago

my IQ is already like -3 so IDGAF

Splarrt8 years ago

What if and idiot and you want a iq of 1050 and wanted to lose weight

Kenny Fishman12 years ago

im not sure about this one

Alanator30008 years ago

if one of the things you change about your body is that you make yourself 100x smarter, 50 IQ points won't even matter

battalion wars 9 years ago

Losing weight is good

Coolcon9 years ago

I will just get loads of IQ

C1Rogue5 years ago

Wait so I get to better myself and I can say I had braincells

AWESOMENESS24049 years ago

I got a high IQ that aint no problem I CAN CHANGE MY SMARTNESS CUS I ONLY GOT 1 PROBLEM!!

ammy01019 years ago

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theO00327 years ago

I hate you...

Reaper1017 years ago

My ow is 1000 I was in 5th and had 12 reading and math bitches

bagglemcdonaldtrump9 years ago

Soooooooo bannas for all

StrikerBeast10 years ago

No downside

Amariana7 years ago

UM IM IN FOURTH GRADE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

catlol1009 years ago

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BambieTheButtonSlapper8 years ago

That'll total to -50 iq points.

Project_XShadow11 years ago

Change my brain to be 100 times smarter, and whatever else i wanna do

DeadGumblerlast year

Less intelligence generally means more happiness. The question is if I want other people to have to put up with 86 IQ me. Also the things Id change is make my nose thinner and my eyes less... menacing looking. That would be nice to have but not something I...[Show full comment]

askad9 years ago

i love my mind son :3

Roastingbitchessince19988 years ago

IQ=246 im good

Dhara Hawkins12 years ago

Can I regain the lost knowledge after I change myself? o3o

Suction-cup-man3 years ago

No one, NO ONE TAKes my IQ!

huantedmind9 years ago

that is actually a pretty big drop in IQ considering Einstein's IQ is 160

Panifex8 years ago

You mean, I"d suddenly be slightly below average? Also, side note and FYI for all you competitors out there, IQ doesn't mean jack shit

Wabefuhon9 years ago

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LaneHunter6 years ago

IQ doesn't mean anything

jasperulilsheet9 years ago

I can deal with losing 50 IQ points, so...

Mr-Dust-Bunny8 years ago

is it worth looking the IQ though? what if the one you love loves you because your smart?

I_Pushed_The_Button8 years ago

It says you can change anything about your body, which also implies the brain. You can raise your IQ immensely and then the lost 50 will be nothing. No loss

tallflipkick 9 years ago

goodbye fatness and getting distracted so easily

I Am A Duck9 years ago

I'm dumb as rocks anyway so i'm fine

NinjaNAH8 years ago

One of your things you hate about ur body. Your lack of IQ points. Give ur self an extra 100 and ur gud 2 go

GreenDog310 years ago

I hate that i dont have 250 IQ points. I also hate I'm not a shapeshifter. I WIN

bungus26 months ago

+50 iq points then you still have one thing left

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