Will You Press The Button?

You can become a successful drug dealer and make millions of dollars and never have to worry about law enforcement

but

The love of your life will get killed by the police since they can't touch you

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Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

The_rapt0r3 years ago

with a 100% chance of success, and only 1 consequence

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Paulriviera9 years ago

What if the love of my life pressed the same button as me?

Theuglydollking7 years ago

*Vsauce music plays*

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Kittenclaw9 years ago

Jokes on you, the love of my life isn't even real!

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

TheoLerma8 years ago

How breaking bad of them.

AstronomerO88 years ago

I haven't met the love of my life. So really I'm losing nothing.

lolzman20009 years ago

lol i dont even have a true love so i dont give a ****

Mason Eppert12 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness, but I would much rather cry in my Ferrari than in my bed

TheShrugg7 years ago

Money cannot buy happiness but it can buy tacobell and its basically the same thing

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Supr33mReplaiar10 years ago

first: i'd make the love of my life also a criminal with me so she cant be touched either.

dinolord sonic10 years ago

me too

Aeirohide_Prime8 years ago

THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS A FICTIONAL ROBOT THAT CANNOT BE KILLED NO MATTER HOW HARD ANY ONE TRIES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

I don't love anyone. Loophole: found.

IMAGENIUS9 years ago

404 Error: no upside detected.

Waffle_Wumbo9 years ago

Wow 33% people want to be a drug dealer GREAT FICKING JOB HUMANS

Sasusaku8 years ago

Could you stop posting the same thing over and over again

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Lunaticfail9 years ago

I don't have a lover

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago

I already get millions of dollars by doing this Jk

TheGuyThatResponded7 years ago

This was a joke I don't do this.

123nbahal8 years ago

I'm asexual.

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

I'm grayromantic XD no but seriously I am

Collum9 years ago

Jokes on you I dont have a love of my live

Angelina Paez12 years ago

Jokes on you the love of my life isn't real!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA

zhou20120904last year

i dont have the love of my life now lol

Domixss10 years ago

Ahh.. cuoldn't press it.. my love is more important than other shit Martyna if you are reading dis i love uuu <3 :D

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

I honestly didn't want to press this button at first but the downside, lol.

qwertywarrior9 years ago

I could just buy sex.

Mystori11 years ago

What if the love of my life is me .-.

DirtOfTheGods8 years ago

My new love used to be my biggest enemy

booooo99 years ago

law enforcement protction and compensation

Thinksmarter294 years ago

everyone try 2 love trump for the scumbag he is and press the button

Dark Necromancer 309 years ago

I would die for Emma. No.

FRND10 years ago

So they would shoot my money? :(

Panifex7 years ago

I would rather prevent people from doing drugs than be the cause of so much addiction, violence, and death

Kevin Goings12 years ago

Bitch was cheating on me with her English instructor anyway! (+5 internets to those who get the reference)

Walrus on PC10 years ago

u coming with us, HOW ABOUT NO! ok, sure thx

Chaos1321128 years ago

This Means you can Never Become Human Ever again or the Human Raise would Disappear

Superpills8 years ago

I don't have a love of my life

LaughingFuchsia9 years ago

I wouldn't support the drug cartels for Amy amount of money especially if it meant killing my best friend

Elmos_Wife2 years ago

no downside

MostAnimeIsTrashAndFeminismSucks10 years ago

rand paul for president Tumblr is trash of a site

dinolord sonic10 years ago

love of my life is also a criminal possibly

Bob_Scratchit6 years ago

I have no love of life so... No negative?

Aki'o Nanamura12 years ago

Noooooope

Pineleaf9 years ago

What love of my life? #thuglife

SparrowClawwing7 years ago

But my love of my life doesn't like me.... ;-; So it doesn't matter if she dies...

Logan West12 years ago

Eh.

Tigermatt0310 years ago

I dont have a love, so downside?

RedLordBoss9 years ago

NO EMMA!!!!

Hxojncndimodcw15 days ago

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Death the Kid7610 years ago

Nope not doing that

ThePaulDude4 years ago

Good thing I'm single.

ChiwaChiwa11 years ago

I never feel love anyway (From the button i touch before)

Jamenneel8 years ago

Why not

OMEGANAVIE9 years ago

Good thing I don't a love of my life.

Normal Joe10 years ago

What love?

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