Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer3 months ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach !9 years ago

touch myself

maggot4564 months ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter648 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES4 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda12 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan2 years ago

Yaaa!

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AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot4564 months ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit8 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Ryan Lawrence12 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise7 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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Mark Johnson12 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem8 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling12 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle297 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade12 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers4 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

NMNyx8 years ago

You could be immortal if you just touch yourself (insert Lenny face here) every time you get cancer.

robbazviking 219 years ago

touch yourself

marycrackers4 years ago

So whenever you get cancer just... poke yourself or something. Keep curing your own cancer till your ready to go and start curing children with cancer.

Donderpants10 years ago

Didn't say when. Could be when I'm 100. All this means is that it's unlikely that I'll die young, if I live to the point where getting cancer is likely.

V for vendetta9 years ago

How ironic *keckel atvthe matter*

StaddleStars7 years ago

I can cure myself.

SabF2411 years ago

The world would plunge in to chaos if there was a cure for cancer...

Killmeplz9 years ago

Where's the downside?

RogueS138 years ago

Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

HavocWreaker9 years ago

They never said when I'd die.

Ender flame9 years ago

I refuce to die

MR_BACON9 years ago

It doesn't mean you will die after healing someone or in an amount of time! Every one will die eventually!

Miku fan10 years ago

Poke yourself loop hole!

KuleBeenz8 years ago

I'll just touch myself... Wait... That did not come out right...

Taker_of_Hells5 years ago

Boop

Llama love 10 years ago

Idk I've always wanted to no I've saved somebody's life

Doomshroom5728 years ago

I could touch myself.

Button Mash12349 years ago

Touch myself. (NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERVERTS)

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Scottieboy20209 years ago

WORTH IT!!! SO WORTH IT!!!

AnFbiAgent7 years ago

Touch EVERYTHING then die.

sweetsouthernsarcasm11 years ago

Then I'll touch myself. Giant loophole.

buttwaffleman10 years ago

fuck yea I would spend the rest of my life curing cance because I'm a good person XD

FindTheLoophole8 years ago

Wait if I touch someone whose zodiac is Cancer does that mean....

AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago

OMG U KILL PEOPLE

amageddon9589 years ago

Hi Hi

JordanBennett8 years ago

never said when i died

bobtheperson9 years ago

Lucas lacerda: yup. Have fun

Pikkle_man123 years ago

I can also love forever if I can only die of cancer and I keep curing myself of cancer

SEPTIEYE FAN10 years ago

I can just heal my self

Nick The Greek9 years ago

A True hero always does sacraficies..........so i will not XD

Itsyogurl_heaven7 years ago

This is just stupid because you can just touch urself boi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafshade11 years ago

Touch yourself a lot?

sethminermcYT9 years ago

Ill get my finger stitched to my stomach before I press the button!

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago

y stomach?

KittensAreCute1058 years ago

*dies of cancer 100 years later*

Jan Jakubiak12 years ago

Looks like i'll just... have to touch myself http://instantyeah.org/

Ionshatter9 years ago

Screw myself. I'm going to heaven anyway, So why not minister to as many people as possible? I mean, curing cancer? That's awesome!

xXTehEpicAmpharosXx9 years ago

If you didn't press the button then your selfish and only care for yourself.

frankenshmur9 years ago

Um I have at least 20 people in my family I care about with cancer so this is a win.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

To the people who said they’ll touch themselves, I’m just reminding you that it says you DIE of cancer, not that you GET cancer. So, a well-trained assassin named “Cancer” could theoretically kill you.

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