you have the ability to cure cancer through touch
but
you will die of cancer
I will not


PeelyPleasurerlast month
RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach !9 years ago
touch myself

maggot4563 months ago
mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!
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Winter648 years ago
finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES4 years ago
I like how this guy is thinking
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Lucas Lacerda12 years ago
Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan2 years ago
Yaaa!
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AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago
I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot4563 months ago
glory to the ccp
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NewHappyRabbit8 years ago
I'll simply cure myself...

Ryan Lawrence12 years ago
Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise7 years ago
Sounds like Deadpool
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Mark Johnson12 years ago
*touches myself*

Noxem7 years ago
*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling12 years ago
It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle297 years ago
yes
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Lucas Greenslade12 years ago
Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers4 years ago
its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo12 years ago
The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

IceStorm5579 years ago
lol saving peoples

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago
But my skin touches another layer of my skin, so my cancer will be cured

YoloSwagBalls9 years ago
Just poke yourself

anonyme9 years ago
so save lives

Fluffington7 years ago
Touch myself

Whitefence310 years ago
I like to heal people

AwesomeDabber226048 years ago
JUST TOUCH YOURSELF DUH!

ArKade477 years ago
First, i can touch myself (sounds so wrong) to cure the cancer, secondly, does this mean that i am effectively untouchable if I cure my cancer???

Marcy12 years ago
e u e Oh? I see.

Tokayyoshi9 years ago
Touch your self

fuzile9 years ago
I'll touch myself ;)

Jason.johnson9 years ago
I'll play tag with the children who have cancer

Bunger538last year
i already survived cancer, i can do it again.

Miku fan9 years ago
Poke yourself

Suzanne9188 years ago
It doesn't say WHEN you die of cancer. Maybe if you are 100? :P And yes you can touch yourself (DO NOT GET DIRTY) all the time to cure it until you are done with life xD

Icepicker504 years ago
It doesn't say WHEN you would die of cancer yourself.

tydickson10 years ago
Ty Dickson

Retard888888 years ago
Guess I'll just kill myself. Wait I have to die from cancer Well than I'm going skydiving without a parachute

KenWasHere218 years ago
Just because you can only die of cancer doesnt mean all your bones can't break. That would be the most painful thing to experience.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago
Cure myself. Duh.

Jonildo9 years ago
Just touch yourself then

Deadant1348 years ago
I do that every week at least twice

Avacado9 years ago
I want to die and I'd save millions of people that don't know me that probably would have hated me

KiraaCreativity7 years ago
All you need is your hand in this matter

stiegs11 years ago
If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g...[Show full comment]

TJFire9 years ago
I'd just keep curing !yself till I just give up at the age of like 79

GriffinBowes8 years ago
Everyone touches them self every couple minutes anyway.

MNITIMMY9 years ago
Then it's pointless. You wouldn't even be able to cure anyone because you would have already died.

Watermelonman8 years ago
You won't die instantly.

Schwarzenegger9 years ago
That person that didn't press the button is so selfish !

Inzane__3 years ago
Cure TechnoBlade + touch myself

ACerealBowl_3 years ago
This didn’t age well

design9 years ago
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Gamity7 years ago
Once in a while I just need to touch myself and BOOM!! 👌

Almightycooke10 years ago
ha I see loopholes >:D

AaronHugsNKisses8 years ago
Touching yourself not to die? Is that sexual harassment

TNThacker20159 years ago
I can just touch myself forever

gagep_dot7 years ago
Lol I can just touch myself

Geoff Kidder12 years ago
Needs of the many. Plus it doesnt say how long I live until I die. I could probably make some money and fame for a while, curing cancer by touch... and people thinking Im Jesus hah

C90Vegitto9 years ago
Wow I can just save my self for ever

DumbButtonPresser5928 years ago
just touch yourself every now and then no biggie

sweet sans9 years ago
Can't you just cut off a finger and keep poking yourself.......XD

XJI0112last year
touch myself and help others, what a great idea!
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