Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer 2 years ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach ! 11 years ago

touch myself

maggot456 2 years ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter64 9 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES 6 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda 13 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan 4 years ago

Yaaa!

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Ryan Lawrence 13 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise 8 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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AxolotlNarwhal 9 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot456 2 years ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit 9 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Mark Johnson 13 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem 9 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling 13 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle29 9 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade 13 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers 5 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo 13 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

SCP-Foundation 9 years ago

So you can cure cancer but you die from it? *L O G I C*

Andrew Marinelli 12 years ago

Everyone in the world has cancer living inside of them everyday, our body is constantly fighting it. There honestly is no upside to this. What if the person you saved gets a different cancer after you die...Or if we die a different way...

HopieGopie 10 years ago

What?

nickhogai 11 years ago

People who pressed the button: Contact me if I ever have cancer xD

BOSS77 10 years ago

One person will die from it, yourself, and when you die you will be known as a hero! I would love to make so many lives happy.

ajidesu 11 months ago

但是我是英雄，会有无数人找我治病，我会变成富婆当然……也有可能被切片研究

ImpossibleZ 11 years ago

Touch my self? xD

Miranda Thomas 13 years ago

But.. couldn't you heal yourself....?

ILikePressingButtonsYay 4 years ago

But my skin touches another layer of my skin, so my cancer will be cured

YoloSwagBalls 11 years ago

Just poke yourself

IceStorm557 11 years ago

lol saving peoples

AwesomeDabber22604 10 years ago

JUST TOUCH YOURSELF DUH!

anonyme 11 years ago

so save lives

Fluffington 8 years ago

Touch myself

Whitefence3 12 years ago

I like to heal people

fuzile 11 years ago

I'll touch myself ;)

ArKade47 9 years ago

First, i can touch myself (sounds so wrong) to cure the cancer, secondly, does this mean that i am effectively untouchable if I cure my cancer???

Marcy 13 years ago

e u e Oh? I see.

Tokayyoshi 10 years ago

Touch your self

Suzanne918 9 years ago

It doesn't say WHEN you die of cancer. Maybe if you are 100? :P And yes you can touch yourself (DO NOT GET DIRTY) all the time to cure it until you are done with life xD

Jason.johnson 11 years ago

I'll play tag with the children who have cancer

Bunger538 3 years ago

i already survived cancer, i can do it again.

Miku fan 11 years ago

Poke yourself

Little Snowflake 11 years ago

Cure myself. Duh.

Icepicker50 5 years ago

It doesn't say WHEN you would die of cancer yourself.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Retard88888 10 years ago

Guess I'll just kill myself. Wait I have to die from cancer Well than I'm going skydiving without a parachute

KenWasHere21 9 years ago

Just because you can only die of cancer doesnt mean all your bones can't break. That would be the most painful thing to experience.

KiraaCreativity 8 years ago

All you need is your hand in this matter

stiegs 12 years ago

If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g... [Show full comment]

Jonildo 10 years ago

Just touch yourself then

Deadant134 10 years ago

I do that every week at least twice

Avacado 11 years ago

I want to die and I'd save millions of people that don't know me that probably would have hated me

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Then it's pointless. You wouldn't even be able to cure anyone because you would have already died.

Watermelonman 10 years ago

You won't die instantly.

Cycer_Jiniteimei_douyin 9 months ago

漏洞#1：如果你能用触碰治愈癌症，就直接触碰自己。漏洞#2：如果你必须死于癌症，只要你触摸自己，你就能永生。

TJFire 11 years ago

I'd just keep curing !yself till I just give up at the age of like 79

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Everyone touches them self every couple minutes anyway.

Inzane__ 4 years ago

Cure TechnoBlade + touch myself

ACerealBowl_ 4 years ago

This didn’t age well

design 11 years ago

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Schwarzenegger 11 years ago

That person that didn't press the button is so selfish !

AaronHugsNKisses 10 years ago

Touching yourself not to die? Is that sexual harassment

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