Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer3 months ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach !9 years ago

touch myself

maggot4564 months ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter648 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES4 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda12 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan2 years ago

Yaaa!

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AxolotlNarwhal8 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot4564 months ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit8 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Ryan Lawrence12 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise7 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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Mark Johnson12 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem8 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling12 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle297 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade12 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers4 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo12 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

frankenshmur9 years ago

Um I have at least 20 people in my family I care about with cancer so this is a win.

T._Lost_is_a_good_boi2 years ago

To the people who said they’ll touch themselves, I’m just reminding you that it says you DIE of cancer, not that you GET cancer. So, a well-trained assassin named “Cancer” could theoretically kill you.

Root user10 years ago

Just touch your self

MyliePolley8 years ago

For the good of humanity

BomberEEE4 years ago

*glues my left hand to my body*

KMICATERROR10 years ago

and? i just touch myself :P

DenisBogdan8 years ago

But guys you can cure yourself ! it says you can cure anyone by touching them!

bronie_guy9 years ago

you now have to jack off forever you freak

HopieGopie9 years ago

What?

nickhogai9 years ago

People who pressed the button: Contact me if I ever have cancer xD

SCP-Foundation7 years ago

So you can cure cancer but you die from it? *L O G I C*

Andrew Marinelli11 years ago

Everyone in the world has cancer living inside of them everyday, our body is constantly fighting it. There honestly is no upside to this. What if the person you saved gets a different cancer after you die...Or if we die a different way...

ImpossibleZ10 years ago

Touch my self? xD

Miranda Thomas12 years ago

But.. couldn't you heal yourself....?

BOSS779 years ago

One person will die from it, yourself, and when you die you will be known as a hero! I would love to make so many lives happy.

IceStorm5579 years ago

lol saving peoples

ILikePressingButtonsYay3 years ago

But my skin touches another layer of my skin, so my cancer will be cured

YoloSwagBalls10 years ago

Just poke yourself

anonyme9 years ago

so save lives

Fluffington7 years ago

Touch myself

Whitefence310 years ago

I like to heal people

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago

JUST TOUCH YOURSELF DUH!

ArKade477 years ago

First, i can touch myself (sounds so wrong) to cure the cancer, secondly, does this mean that i am effectively untouchable if I cure my cancer???

Marcy12 years ago

e u e Oh? I see.

Tokayyoshi9 years ago

Touch your self

fuzile9 years ago

I'll touch myself ;)

Jason.johnson9 years ago

I'll play tag with the children who have cancer

Bunger538last year

i already survived cancer, i can do it again.

Miku fan10 years ago

Poke yourself

Suzanne9188 years ago

It doesn't say WHEN you die of cancer. Maybe if you are 100? :P And yes you can touch yourself (DO NOT GET DIRTY) all the time to cure it until you are done with life xD

Icepicker504 years ago

It doesn't say WHEN you would die of cancer yourself.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

Retard888888 years ago

Guess I'll just kill myself. Wait I have to die from cancer Well than I'm going skydiving without a parachute

KenWasHere218 years ago

Just because you can only die of cancer doesnt mean all your bones can't break. That would be the most painful thing to experience.

Little Snowflake 9 years ago

Cure myself. Duh.

Jonildo9 years ago

Just touch yourself then

Deadant1348 years ago

I do that every week at least twice

Avacado9 years ago

I want to die and I'd save millions of people that don't know me that probably would have hated me

KiraaCreativity7 years ago

All you need is your hand in this matter

stiegs11 years ago

If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g...[Show full comment]

TJFire10 years ago

I'd just keep curing !yself till I just give up at the age of like 79

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