Will You Press The Button?

PeelyPleasurer 2 years ago

RogueS137 years ago Loophole #1: If you can cure cancer with a touch, just touch yourself. Lloophole #2: If you HAVE to die to cancer, as long as you touch yourself you will be immortal.

Reach ! 11 years ago

touch myself

maggot456 2 years ago

mando fortnite end your life, you serve ZERO purpose you shoud KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!

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Winter64 10 years ago

finally, a good reason to fap.

DARKARES 6 years ago

I like how this guy is thinking

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Lucas Lacerda 13 years ago

Does this mean I'll need to touch myself for the rest of my life?

Dj-dan 4 years ago

Yaaa!

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Ryan Lawrence 13 years ago

Die of cancer? so you could shoot yourself in the head and just walk it off?

EyvindrDamboise 8 years ago

Sounds like Deadpool

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AxolotlNarwhal 9 years ago

I'll touch myself. That came out wrong

maggot456 2 years ago

glory to the ccp

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NewHappyRabbit 9 years ago

I'll simply cure myself...

Mark Johnson 13 years ago

*touches myself*

Noxem 9 years ago

*becomes sticky*

Will Chaseling 13 years ago

It never said how soon I die of cancer...

belle29 9 years ago

yes

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Lucas Greenslade 13 years ago

Give myself to scientists to be studied. Forever be the guy that made a cure for cancer possible. Immortalised in history. Legacy>Life

marycrackers 5 years ago

its probably gonna be sold at a stupidly high price so only the rich can afford it

Cat Virgo 13 years ago

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. I can live with this decision. :)

Retard88888 10 years ago

Guess I'll just kill myself. Wait I have to die from cancer Well than I'm going skydiving without a parachute

KenWasHere21 10 years ago

Just because you can only die of cancer doesnt mean all your bones can't break. That would be the most painful thing to experience.

Little Snowflake 11 years ago

Cure myself. Duh.

Icepicker50 5 years ago

It doesn't say WHEN you would die of cancer yourself.

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

Avacado 11 years ago

I want to die and I'd save millions of people that don't know me that probably would have hated me

KiraaCreativity 9 years ago

All you need is your hand in this matter

stiegs 12 years ago

If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g... [Show full comment]

Jonildo 10 years ago

Just touch yourself then

Deadant134 10 years ago

I do that every week at least twice

GriffinBowes 9 years ago

Everyone touches them self every couple minutes anyway.

MNITIMMY 10 years ago

Then it's pointless. You wouldn't even be able to cure anyone because you would have already died.

Watermelonman 10 years ago

You won't die instantly.

Cycer_Jiniteimei_douyin 9 months ago

漏洞#1：如果你能用触碰治愈癌症，就直接触碰自己。漏洞#2：如果你必须死于癌症，只要你触摸自己，你就能永生。

TJFire 11 years ago

I'd just keep curing !yself till I just give up at the age of like 79

Schwarzenegger 11 years ago

That person that didn't press the button is so selfish !

Inzane__ 4 years ago

Cure TechnoBlade + touch myself

ACerealBowl_ 4 years ago

This didn’t age well

design 11 years ago

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Gamity 8 years ago

Once in a while I just need to touch myself and BOOM!! 👌

Almightycooke 12 years ago

ha I see loopholes >:D

AaronHugsNKisses 10 years ago

Touching yourself not to die? Is that sexual harassment

C90Vegitto 10 years ago

Wow I can just save my self for ever

TNThacker2015 11 years ago

I can just touch myself forever

gagep_dot 9 years ago

Lol I can just touch myself

Geoff Kidder 13 years ago

Needs of the many. Plus it doesnt say how long I live until I die. I could probably make some money and fame for a while, curing cancer by touch... and people thinking Im Jesus hah

XJI0112 3 years ago

touch myself and help others, what a great idea!

Zikolvines 11 years ago

I will have an Auto-Cure with my Auto-Touch

DumbButtonPresser592 9 years ago

just touch yourself every now and then no biggie

sweet sans 11 years ago

Can't you just cut off a finger and keep poking yourself.......XD

siriuslygeeky 11 years ago

*sings cancer by MCR * I... may or may sing it every time i hear/ read the word cancer... then cry...

nathanlolley 10 years ago

It"s cool, I'm already in the habit of "curing myself" at least twice a day

razorbloodboar 11 years ago

I'll touch myself XD

Jack_lele 5 years ago

自摸

NordicMan35 10 years ago

Sure ill cure ever one and it will only cost 150 bucks for a touch then ill give my money to my gf or my son or daughter. Then die.

Ave Productions 11 years ago

at lease I am saving peoples lives.

Ltheawesome 8 years ago

You do realize that you would have to touch everyone with cancer to cure them so it"s not that effective

stiegs 12 years ago

If I can cure cancer with a touch, then when they tell me I have cancer and I will die, I'll be like "You think I'm gonna die? Well think again, MOFO!" And I'll touch the area of my cancer with my middle finger and the power of the magic in my veins will g... [Show full comment]

Wolf2224 11 years ago

put me in a nuclear hideout after I cure the world

Mjb316 9 years ago

Cure yourself

Daisy Watkins 13 years ago

- cure cancer through touch but die of cancer myself ....think i'd be a hero and die for everyone else. Christ-like

b4byman 10 years ago

Im immortal what can go wrong? No downside

Drepple 9 years ago

What if I touch myself

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