free cheese for the rest of your live
but
you can also talk to cheese. Everytime you want to eat them, they wil beg you not to eat them
I will not

Evanlikespancakes 4 years ago
This is so random. And why cheese

Qwerty900 3 years ago
Cheese is the main staple in life.

Szokusia 9 years ago
In soviet Russia, the cheese eats you

NomNom 11 years ago
That would be really fun.

DaRealConMan 5 years ago
Why would I want to talk to cheese? My last words to it every time I want to eat it would be "say "cheese"."

Hardin5687 10 years ago
I don´t care. It gets better if they beg for mercy, same as murder victims.

idontknowhowtohitthespacebar 11 years ago
sell the cheese.

MNITIMMY 11 years ago
TELL ME WHEN THE SHIPMENT IS COMING CHEESE!! cheese: I don't know any thi- *CHOMP* cheese: AAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Kimberly Callahan Wix 13 years ago
Wow! I can't believe this one is almost 50/50!

Loophole-alert 9 years ago
54/46 now
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SupperKawaiiPotato 10 years ago
Just makes it better hehe..he hahahaha

ketchuppirate 9 years ago
*TRIGGERED*
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erik svrn 11 years ago
I dont eat cheese i make frends Witt cheese :)

KittandHerbie 8 years ago
SELL DAT CHEESE

Haiden Edwards 13 years ago
I DONT CARE CHEESE I WILL EAT YOU ANYWAYS

GamerBoyBobduran 8 years ago
Freinds with 🧀

CrazyQueen23 9 years ago
This is how I realised I need mental help. I imagined me eating a piece of cheese that was crying begging me not to eat it and I was laughing, enjoying the thought of eating a living breathing begging crying piece of cheese.

insect0114 9 years ago
So... Sausage Party?

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
I love eating cheese and them begging for there lives just makes it better

HanakaNanse 9 years ago
I found my therapist

MajorMomHappy 9 years ago
Sell the cheese. NEXT.

iicookiez 9 years ago
No mercy to cheese

SeaOfMoonlight 9 years ago
What if you got like free reeeeally expensive truffle cheese or something endlessly and sold it for a realatively low price (still a lot just less than everyone else)? Then no need to work... just make a living off free resold cheese

THERealTrueBoss 10 years ago
Get free cheese. Sell "free" cheese. Repeat as nessesary.

Riyosha 10 years ago
Sadism ftw

Piemaster74 10 years ago
Look left. Back. Now there's cheese. Why? Because I'm a magical fucking egg.

Dina Feng 13 years ago
I feel like this question was written by one of my classmates.........................

JulianneMcBane 9 years ago
Same
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supersuchti 11 years ago
I dont even like cheese

Amée-Lee Pineault 13 years ago
No mercy for the cheese.

Róbert Dudáš 13 years ago
Because fuck you, cheese

Amanda Whitson 13 years ago
Mhuwahhahahaahh

Bryson Sullivan-Farrell 13 years ago
dinner with a struggle >:)

Andrea DevFuris Rotunno 13 years ago
IT would make eating cheese WAY more satisfying.

Anime_for_life 9 years ago
AWWWWW poor cheese I would just be there friends and murder the ones who won't and eat them ^-^

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Just1Another1Derp 8 years ago
that would actually be the best especially if youre lactose intolerant cheese friends here i come

Tegan 10 years ago
I hate cheese

forthewin99 11 years ago
dont do drugs, kids

dankmemes101 9 years ago
NO ONE CAN HEAR THEIR CRIES FOR HELP MUAHAHAHA

Xanther Wolf 11 years ago
For the rest of my live? Will they keep talking after my die?

zaldatil 4 years ago
MHUHAHAHAHA IM THE GOD OF DEATH

Sumi25 8 years ago
Communicating with cheese is cool. I don't even like eating cheese.

girlgonerocker 10 years ago
I do not like cheese, and I feel bad when I see someone on tv begging for their life. No thanks

Reeseybobeasty 12 years ago
I don't like cheese so homeless here you go some cheese that talks

PiaMichalandos 9 years ago
i"m lactose intolerant soooooo

dog+fish 11 years ago
this one is funny

Lizzie Garling 13 years ago
wowww 50 50

pjwolfie 5 years ago
Hehe I will eat the cheese anyway

Mag1calman 10 years ago
Its not like they have a wife and kids

sqeaky button 11 years ago
wats the down side? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Purkkhan57 9 years ago
Cheese!

peachey 11 years ago
Singing the attack on titan theme song in my head because of this

Notachance 6 years ago
LET ME TELL YA BOUT MA BEST FRIEND!
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