Will You Press The Button?

Rob Anybody 11 years ago

If I had one wish it would be to ban all children from this website until they are able to actually write something properly.

Verysmartpersom 2 years ago

real

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Chillburt_LaRouche 6 years ago

Who the fuck writes this shit?

Whats-wrong-with-me 6 years ago

Somone had a stroke writing this crap

wazopaio 6 years ago

The English hurts...

Hnit Khaing 13 years ago

I can barely even read this shit. "You make a Willyoupressthebutton and it gets accepted. but It has a 3rd grader's English."

RNGvideoinator 4 years ago

Get a third grader to translate

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Thjmze 10 years ago

I will batte them to death lol I don't know what this means but it sounds like bathe so does that mean sex in a bath tub?

Ethan78945 9 years ago

You will make them so clean... THEY DIE

Rocket046 9 years ago

(*Will *Get rid of were * comma after other *battle) Very bad, Jimmy, F-

TutiDElboux 7 years ago

engrish

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

THE SUPER POWER OF OMNIPOTENCE ALLOWS ME TO BEND YOUR SILLY DOWNSIDE OUT OF EXISTENCE

BluTheEpicGamer223 5 years ago

If you do that then you don't even have any abilities in the first place, because the downside gives you the ability.

Kipkid02 9 years ago

I really like Yamcha , enough said

Donald Thompson 13 years ago

Superpower: self-resurrection. They've technically only got to kill you once.

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

Why not just turn yourself ghostly instead? That way they can't hit you.

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FormativeAuto 7 years ago

Where*

Sans_The_Skeletonn 8 years ago

How the fuck can people read this shit

MemeBound 8 years ago

It’s a superpower in itself.

AssHar 9 years ago

Mercy doesn't have great combat experience. Besides, I only ask for HEALING, nothing more.

Froggiekoto 9 years ago

Let her kill you then revive you.

TheAmazingCarrot 9 years ago

In the battle you can also sometimes just slightly tap eachother with a spoon... It is a battle just not a very fun battle to watch and you will die eventually because of age so it is a battle to the death.

tumblrwholock 9 years ago

SORRY BENNY

Justintj 10 years ago

I would choose deadpool as the person and his powers as mine, so..................

RootinTootinPutin 10 years ago

I want Shedinja"s Wonder Guard as my free ability/superpower. My crush will fail at killing me, and I get an easy kill.

Justintj 10 years ago

Nice username

Peter Theilig 13 years ago

Respawn in 3...2...1...

D Jay Tiburcio 13 years ago

DEADPOOLS REGENERATION BITCH I CAN'T DIE

TheMaskedMan 10 years ago

Wolverine power!!!

Mjb316 9 years ago

Wil...ok 2 year old

NopeToSpiders 11 years ago

My superpower: Bring them back to life!

Breadbinurine 10 years ago

The grammer is killing me

The-Pope 5 years ago

D4C - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap; Love Train (Jojo"s Bizarre Adventure) Regardless of who wins, one of us can be brought back.

KIRA1 11 years ago

Sebastian from black butler and i could revive myself as ademon

GamingSimon 10 years ago

why Does the downside buttom say "You can have a superpower for free".. Thats not a downside

MemeBound 8 years ago

PK Rockin omega, PK Healing gamma, killed my wife and brought her from the dead, checkmate.

Blaze___Lord___ 11 years ago

superpower is invincabillaty

lancasson 12 years ago

i luv tha gremmer un dis 1

ThePaulDude 9 years ago

The loophole here is, pick superpowered reasoning to skip the fighting & get down to banging instead.

Huffinator 11 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name fiv... [Show full comment]

dankmemes101 9 years ago

Shut the fuck up, Huffinator

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LaughingCoffinV 12 years ago

the power of convenience.... done

Fckyou12345 last year

Man, I do not want to fight my headcanon version of Satan (from the bible)

Serpentine Determination 10 years ago

Papyrus?

BonnieSaurous 10 years ago

Yes, because i will never be that close to them

Samantha Peters 13 years ago

so i can battle Katniss Everdeen and battle to the death... NOT BAD.

Omair 4 years ago

Bro wtf is this

mebruh 11 years ago

I would choose imortality

Khestra 11 years ago

sorry i couldn't fight mavis

Twistedtimer 11 years ago

I design myself ok then i get a superpower to kill my fictional character then i'll have that power and look however i want to seems fine to me

Signing-in-for-that-button 9 years ago

Super power:immortality

tydickson 11 years ago

Ty Dickson

I Am A Duck 10 years ago

i can have the super power of instant love and make him realise he's fighting his lover.

Lokaghost 10 years ago

Power to bring back the dead.

[REDACTED] 12 years ago

fix your grammar, also, no

TheMonkeyThatDoesntEatBananas 10 years ago

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Aircatcher 11 years ago

Fk the grammar, i press randomly

Forgotten_fire 2 years ago

lets go, i can have a waifu, make myself look epic AF, then get superpowers. there is no downside

Mr.Reader 11 years ago

The ability to seduce women! PLOT HOLE

AssHar 9 years ago

The power of a guardian, specifically a d1 warlock sunsinger. Self-res :D! And other stuff I likely won't need as there"s not much of a need for violence in my life but it"s nice to have.

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