Will You Press The Button?

Siennja8 years ago

Who is the first

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Sylvan Hektar, in some reality.

epikdude709 years ago

World peace please...

DangGal2048 years ago

what does that mean?

cow4cow9 years ago

Chica

Leanne Atley12 years ago

Since when does "Emperor of the United States" = control over Canada, Mexico and Central America? -_-

TinaLucia2 years ago

And the Caribbean

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Rylan Vincent12 years ago

Who was the first? Am I missing something in my history class?

ASAF_Telis6 years ago

The first one was just a crazy guy. He really wasn't a bad person, so people were nice with him.

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Todd Wright12 years ago

I AM MECHA HITLER

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999994 years ago

wat

Zachary Grice12 years ago

My attack will be swift in merciless

Colton Schnaitter12 years ago

Time to undermine western democracy - in the OTHER direction. ANARCHY BITCHES!

Geronimo Faceplant12 years ago

Democracy just silly. Since when was is sensible to give equal weight everyones opinions?

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx9 years ago

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Devil_ded10 months ago

Yeah too complicated for me to even think about it,just press the button,it will be an adventure for everyone whether as a chic villain or as a hawt hero 👍😅👍

TheWingedBunting9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]

TheGiratina278 years ago

Actually, America is a republic.

Nathan Martin12 years ago

Is mrs. Obama pregnant, by any chance?

Lukoa3184 years ago

Why the hell would I want to be a Emperor of the USA.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

WafleNotPankake8 years ago

Who was the first emperor?

Pastabutton9 years ago

I will bathe in the blood of my enemies!

Commissar9 years ago

In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i have a plan. think refugees like now but i develop a mind manipulation serum. give it to them all, they take over for me.

Killaboi9367 years ago

“Emperor” boi

the b-rad5659 years ago

Who was the first emperor?

Plantsking8258 years ago

Was this written by a guy that wants to become a tyrant?

Dietrich Vincent Gossmeyer12 years ago

this is the first real logical question i have found on this site

OddaTheBoss9 years ago

so you become donald trump if he won the election

EmmieAfton8 years ago

The flip?

dudebro1019 years ago

Ok I hear by nominate Dayton Johnson of Newfoundland as my successor

Linkuslast year

I see this as an absolute win!

coute9 years ago

Ugh, that sounds like too much work. I'd rather just play video games.

NightFury_6169 years ago

Who was the first emperor? Nicholas Cage?

noobte5 years ago

Pretty soon that will actually be possible with the liberal gun control laws

tilmoph10 years ago

first Emperor was named Norton. It was never official, but dude was cool enough. For those asking

tralala trelele trilili8 years ago

America has no emporers

Coolieo4208 years ago

I didn't have the time to read that

Zac Houston12 years ago

My rule would be one of peace and prosperity... so the rest of the world would have to become evil to attack me. Then, I just nuke them all for their evil ways!

long6pro9 years ago

When did USA have an Emperor ??

r0b0ticj3lyfish9 years ago

dude... im Canadian... I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU'RE F**KING DICTATORSHIP

AnonymousBrowser9 years ago

1. Got bored of reading it. 2. How in the f*ck is The Emperor of THE UNITED STATES control Canada, Mexico, and CA? >->

Devil_ded10 months ago

So basically I'm Hitler then

angela9 years ago

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t...[Show full comment]