You become the second Emperor of the United States of America and inherit unchallenged and legal dictatorial powers over the entire North American continent.
but
Because you undermine Western democracy by virtue of your existence, you are now at total war with the rest of the civilized world until you either defeat your enemies or are executed.
I will not

Siennja 10 years ago
Who is the first

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Sylvan Hektar, in some reality.

epikdude70 10 years ago
World peace please...

DangGal204 9 years ago
what does that mean?

cow4cow 11 years ago
Chica

Leanne Atley 13 years ago
Since when does "Emperor of the United States" = control over Canada, Mexico and Central America? -_-

TinaLucia 4 years ago
And the Caribbean
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Rylan Vincent 13 years ago
Who was the first? Am I missing something in my history class?

ASAF_Telis 7 years ago
The first one was just a crazy guy. He really wasn't a bad person, so people were nice with him.
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Todd Wright 13 years ago
I AM MECHA HITLER

idiot_99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 6 years ago
wat

Zachary Grice 13 years ago
My attack will be swift in merciless

Geronimo Faceplant 13 years ago
Democracy just silly. Since when was is sensible to give equal weight everyones opinions?

Colton Schnaitter 13 years ago
Time to undermine western democracy - in the OTHER direction. ANARCHY BITCHES!

Fnaaf 11 years ago
No upside ugh too much work for me

Rabbitsrule04 11 years ago
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SupaZMan 6 years ago
So basically if you push this button you become Palpatine

JexMinecrafan 11 years ago
too much like a school lesson

usernameofbitch 9 years ago
YOU CAN NUKE YOUR ENEMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ellen Stronach 13 years ago
tl;dr

Gaylordfucker 11 years ago
Bring it the fuck onnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!

PigGamer 10 years ago
Bulid a wall NAH BUILD A BOMB

Mastergodown 9 years ago
Build a bomb workshop

Rainbow_Llamacorn 11 years ago
who the hell would wanna do that?!?!?

Agendergorilla 10 years ago
MAKE AMERICA GREEN AGAIN. I"d basically figure out better ways to help environmental problems and make sure money is distributed evenly. More homes for homeless people and everyone gets cake on their birthday. Also people with health problems need more mon... [Show full comment]

MatBoi7 5 years ago
1. there is no emperor 2. who was the first?

A person 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Awsumdude101 11 years ago
I dont get it

ViVofit 7 years ago
Loop hole the ua is the strongest world power by military force

ffffff 12 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

Coolcon 10 years ago
You woulld get destroyed by Russia and UK

Kyle Freeman 13 years ago
sounds like fun to me

sonicwind 10 years ago
"Emperor of U.S.A." LMAO!

kircial 11 years ago
fuck USA so no if it was europe maybe

xXxxPu$$yslayerxXx 11 years ago
Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too long m8 Too ... [Show full comment]

Devil_ded 2 years ago
Yeah too complicated for me to even think about it,just press the button,it will be an adventure for everyone whether as a chic villain or as a hawt hero 👍😅👍

TheWingedBunting 11 years ago
DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name ten times. 2.say your mom's name five t... [Show full comment]

TheGiratina27 10 years ago
Actually, America is a republic.

Nathan Martin 13 years ago
Is mrs. Obama pregnant, by any chance?

Lukoa318 6 years ago
Why the hell would I want to be a Emperor of the USA.

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

WafleNotPankake 10 years ago
Who was the first emperor?

Pastabutton 11 years ago
I will bathe in the blood of my enemies!

Commissar 10 years ago
In dedicato imperatum ultra articulo mortis

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
i have a plan. think refugees like now but i develop a mind manipulation serum. give it to them all, they take over for me.

Killaboi936 9 years ago
“Emperor” boi

the b-rad565 11 years ago
Who was the first emperor?

Plantsking825 9 years ago
Was this written by a guy that wants to become a tyrant?

Dietrich Vincent Gossmeyer 13 years ago
this is the first real logical question i have found on this site

OddaTheBoss 11 years ago
so you become donald trump if he won the election

EmmieAfton 10 years ago
The flip?

dudebro101 11 years ago
Ok I hear by nominate Dayton Johnson of Newfoundland as my successor

Linkus 3 years ago
I see this as an absolute win!

coute 11 years ago
Ugh, that sounds like too much work. I'd rather just play video games.

NightFury_616 11 years ago
Who was the first emperor? Nicholas Cage?
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