Will You Press The Button?

Kanaya.Maryam9 years ago

Okay But Immortality Sucks. Why Is Everyone So Obsessed With Immortality? YOU'LL GET BORED BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL BE DONE WITH LIFE AFTER WATCHING YOUR LOVED ONES DIE FROM SICKNESS AND AGE. YOU WILL WATCH AS THE WHOLE WORLD DIES AND YOU CANN...[Show full comment]

Fennec_the_whovian5 months ago

at least you can watch doctor who forever

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wwwhhhhaaaaahahhaaaaattttttttt9 years ago

*eye exam ad after pressing the button*

Potater_boi6 years ago

*x files theme crescendos into the foreground*

ButterSoil8 years ago

But what if i can have a funraiser for the blind to see then. FUCKING LOOPHOLE RIGHT THERE

xiensien008 years ago

Excuse you all but think about this, when you"re rich, you"re blind. When you"re blind, no matter how much money you have, you probably won't be able to heal/cure your blindness so it"s like what"s the point of doing all this when you can still have your v...[Show full comment]

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

TRUE.

Alexander Cunningham12 years ago

Are you serious? You wouldn't drop sight for unending wealth and immortality? With unending wealth, you could build an echolocator device or something, and be essentially able to see with that. Think, people.

Goldenunicorn42114 years ago

Immortality is terrible...no meaning just boredom. And when everyone you know dies and the earth explodes and you"re floating alone out in space in agony but unable to die for eternity what then?

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ellieshmana2point08 years ago

As a bookworm... GO STICK YOUR FREAKING HEAD "Tuck Everlasting" IT"S WONDERFUL LITERATURE AND EXPLAINS THE "IMMORTALITY" TOPIC WONDERFULLY!

vodkabulary7 years ago

The word "Wonderful" or "Wonderfully!!!!!!!!!",you dont have to fucking scream about it.

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

I'll be a permanently blind Thorne. thats great! #lunarchronicles

LorenWasHere9 years ago

Immortality is scary. Living forever, getting sick and being dying but you'll never get to meet the sweet release. Aren't I a little ray of sunshine c:

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

Yep. What an inspirational quote.

Danielisme1239 years ago

immortality is bad

Theun9 years ago

buy new eyes

Bean0s5 years ago

Dark web sells em cheap

Angrydog198710 years ago

Who makes fun of rich people with canes? *presses button*

ana_unicorn_potato8 years ago

If it says forever, you would also be blind in the afterlife.

DJ waffles9 years ago

People could break into your house and you could go to school naked

Jdog79008 years ago

Bionic eyes. ;-)

mebruh9 years ago

I like to see

Firefist8 months ago

So you can't see anything to the end of time? Unlike so many other dilemmas, I see no upside this time.

AshleyMoonHeart10 years ago

With that much money i could make a cure for blindness

-BlazeWolf-9 years ago

well it depends what your definition of "rich" is. rich like endless money or rich like $1,000,000? And that means it will be hard to get a job since your blind. :T

Kittenclaw9 years ago

If you have unlimited wealth, why would you need a job?

XanderYFU7 years ago

You couldn't Spend Money because you could not find the money

Peter Koelewijn12 years ago

Buy some camera eye's. (Yes it is possible)

GammerNoob8 years ago

Stevey wonders

Mat_Millenium8 years ago

why everytime being rich and than a disability ?

Thedj9 years ago

Immortality is a downside losing ever1ything you have but be blind and see your loved one this is sad

HATERSluvME 10 years ago

Damn it why it is always the eyes

Tr0llFace10110 years ago

Money aint everything :/

AsrielAssassin8 years ago

I am already. (1 eye be blind) no downside.

that one guy who lives across the street9 years ago

Get a service dog.

imavirginnn4 years ago

fuck immortality

Madalyn Killebrew12 years ago

Well. With your richness you could buy robotic eyes of the future. You yourself will be blind, but the robotic eyes would let you see.

SherlockH-221B8 years ago

I'm already blind, so no downside for me.

EMPTYENDER117 years ago

ROBOT.........EYES.........ARE.........REAL!!!!!!!

WarMachine21019 years ago

Eye laser surgery

BeccaSlays10 years ago

I would buy new eyes and or get surgery to restore my eyesight

Lone_Wolf8249 years ago

I would hate to be immortal

truefactor10 years ago

YOU CAN HAVE A TRANSPLANT OF YOU EYES

yodude10 years ago

it says forever blindness brother

Calebthedebator8 years ago

I would rather have my eyesight, because u could eventually become rich if u saved money

Twirre9 years ago

Sorry, got a better deal already

pil5558 years ago

i WILL use all my monny to help other people so they do not get blind. who would NOT think of that.

kokuruku9 years ago

Alexander, ti says: "you will bi rich" not super-smart to make that device.

Indominous1607 years ago

no contest

Grace Flanagan12 years ago

But I like my eyeballs

KittyTwa10 years ago

Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FlamingBlueFireball8 years ago

If you were immortal you would have to watch everyone you know die and then watch as the whole universe dies. You’d be in an empty void forever with nothing, not even a speck to comfort you. You’d live in darkness forever, longer than time itself.