Can touch fire without burning
but
Can never feel warmth
I will not


TheGanjaWarrior9 years ago
This is paradoxical. On what scale would I not be able to feel warmth? Since anything above 0 Kelvins is warmth in respect to absolute zero, would that technically mean I'd break the third law of aerodynamics and doom the universe as a whole?

wushangshenwudi10 months ago
他可能是指273k
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wolfspirit267119 years ago
i luv being cold :o and summmer will be a breeze

AwesomeDabber226049 years ago
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EpicFail9 years ago
This is scientifically inaccurate, because it would not comply with laws of aerodynamics and could break the vary laws of the universe

Fa11enPhoenix7 years ago
Your actually an idiot for taking these things to the laws of the world. Obviously it would make it possible since it’s impossible already

NHLic9 years ago
I always hated hot summer

Cutie_lol9 years ago
WHAT?!!?

Pomegranate7 years ago
Sooo.... I'll end up with heatstroke from not feeling heat and I'll Probally die, also wouldn't I die from smoke inhalation from the fire anyway? More people die from the smoke then the fire- so really it"s a loss either way.

Kittyduckcheese8 years ago
So pretty much just my life but in canada

FandomTrash4Life8 years ago
I live in Wisconsin where the heat is AWFUL. It"s always so humid so it feels like 100 degrees in he summer even if it"s only 70. Also, wouldn't that mean I'm not able to feel the cold, since "warmth" is pretty much just the existence of even the most minuscule amount of heat? This would be useful!

FandomTrash4Life8 years ago
I could also pull off some awesome pranks and people would think I'm magical.

rexafun129 years ago
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Vonpoop7 years ago
This combines every other spam I have ever seen.

Well Im just a random dude9 years ago
i luv winter so fuc u fire and summer

UstiniMcWeenie9 years ago
this must be a new one

smuganimeface8 years ago
It must suck not being able to touch warm ass.

Blackout-Button4 years ago
Fuck the laws of reality itself I AM THE FIRE LORD

ArizonaBaby182005 9 years ago
I love being cold! I also love the movie Frozen so...... Elsa is kunda my idol!

ProFeet9 years ago
The Legend says that if you pressed the button you will hear "chill-out, man" a lot

IvanMilicevic8 years ago
I don't freaking care... I could stay in fire for as long as I want lol and... people will think that I'm a magician soo basically I'm fire boi

UnlockedMedal9 years ago
The fabric of the space time continuom would tare it's self apart sending everything into chaos, distroing everything you love.

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
I can already do that.

YinChakChan8 years ago
I love cold

Hank Whittaker9 years ago
You'd freeze to death then, or literally always have a fever, since it feels like you're freezing when you have one.

sharky_marky8 years ago
I"ve never had the need to touch fire anyways

jamal9 years ago
Cold never bother me any way

Sytherdor3 years ago
You can't feel warm but you can feel really hot

Migdin19 years ago
I am cold all the time already

LegitMineCraftGaming7 years ago
the happiness inside u is warmth so does that mean you have no happiness?

Thedj9 years ago
So no heat huh so unless it's windy or below 0 then I can't feel it okay

Flameice2 9 years ago
The Cold never bothered me anyway

ChronicDepression8 years ago
I see no downside as polarkin

FelicityShaw8 years ago
Technical is for geeks

Prof Gaming9 years ago
omg, that means that no matter the number of layers I put, I'll still freeze?

spookwizard97 years ago
the universe would break

demutrudu8 years ago
i hope you die in a fire = no more

GalaxyDragons8 years ago
I hate being cold so yeaj

DennisGR9 years ago
there is no downside to this

YTBRSosyalEmre3 years ago
i dont need warmth, i need coolth

pdharr9 years ago
there is no cold, only absence of heat, so those who pressed this button will die of cold

Ken947259 years ago
I love being cold

RKO9 years ago
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah

zoeisabean9 years ago
wtf

BloodyAnimeKiller8 years ago
coldness is what makes up my heart

Xx-Sky-xX6 years ago
The drawback should be "but you cannot feel warmth above your body temperature." or simply "the cold feels twice at noticeable"

Little Miss Spiteful8 years ago
I dont wanna be the groke

MayDahForsBiWidU8 years ago
I wanna feel nu warm dick when im fapping

Bossgaming9 years ago
Um yeah why not 😊

Cherxy9 years ago
can never feel warm from touching the fire?

unknown_user3513 years ago
as long as i can make myself not cold by heating myself up. think of all the lives i could save

NaCl7 years ago
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EL HERO9 years ago
i like fire

MasterYubbler8 years ago
I guess that makes sense

zoeisabean9 years ago
id never be able to feel the warmth of hugs D:

Alexzombie56879 years ago
You can already touch fire without burrning... You just need to put water in a tub container pour soap in and rub it in gentlely then put in liter flued put on your hand and light a match on your hand... Done!!

bailybailybailybaily8 years ago
lol ive always wanted to touch fire
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