You can find a cure for cancer...
but
... you'll contract terminal cancer yourself and, within a year, go down in history as the last person to ever get it.
I will not


Zombiefreak9 years ago
But I found the cure for cancer I could cure myself it doesnt say I couldnt cure myself I could still go down in history then as the last person to get it plus it doesnt say you died at all it just says u go down in history

joels3 years ago
i think they meant that ur uncurable
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Zeldafan20038 years ago
Famous for two things? Great!

Hypocritical-Carrot3 years ago
Lol

TheArkerportian9 years ago
Someone has to go and find out what a dilemma is.

jkmc12058 years ago
Then I cure my cancer.

derpydude648 years ago
"Better for one man to die for a nation than a whole nation to die for one man." -some person who"s name I can't remember

StrudelCutie44274 years ago
LOL that"s me with quotes.

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago
Countless life"s are worth mine

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Jayden Lucas?
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Sergiski8 years ago
Fuuck

dchapelle8 years ago
We need cancer. Without cancer, the population would grow out of control and we"d end up starving ourselves

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@JustKiddingSeriously In fact, if people were condensed enough, then the entire population could fit in an area that is not much bigger than Rhode Island (source: What if? by Randall Munroe).
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djcool2328 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be remembered as a hero..... *insperational tears in eyes*

Mattrthurman7 years ago
Not my problem to be catching

CeylanSzer8 years ago
So everyone will know me as the last person has cancer but not how ı cured it.

willsnephew7 years ago
but if its terminal you'll die

masonfromstatefarm4 years ago
Upside? Cancer is population control

TheQuietSky6 years ago
Note that the question says "...GET it" not DIE from it

Rem-chan9 years ago
I don't wanna cure it, we become more overpopulatet than

TeoWillPressTheButton9 years ago
i get terminal cancer BUT i have a cure for it so fuck you button

marioeqw7 years ago
we already have a cure to cancer

Aiiwinxd2 years ago
I doesn't care about humanity after all

Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg8 years ago
There is a cure for cancer......

jellybro978 years ago
never says u die

Cannot_think_of_username5 years ago
Imma cure myself

snivy6419 years ago
this poop isn't poopy enough

USGC7 years ago
Never said I couldn't cure myself

Chiaroscuro-chan9 years ago
I will die for humanity!

Nagatodude8 months ago
I'll take that bullet

ShadowMarco8 years ago
worth it

thekingofmemes4 years ago
just give yourself the cure DUH

Morro62236 years ago
It says 69 lol

Pyrotechnical9 years ago
If you go down as the last person to get it, you cured it for the future. So if you cure yourself, there's no way you would die.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
Just get it the second before you die. Boom you technically died of cancer

Judge2 years ago
then I cure myself

Sniperboi8 years ago
if you can find a cure for cancer, then you can cure yourself?

SevenTStorm4 years ago
nobody said i couldn't cure myself

LawOfTheSeas9 years ago
Eh. I can cure myself.

KingHoldz7 years ago
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Forgotten_fire2 months ago
'inhales' FOR TECHNOBLAAAAAAADE!!!!

Zlaw608 years ago
Time to make the sacrifice

The SoulEye9 years ago
for the greater good

aeeera4 years ago
i'll cure myself

Slickzzzz5 years ago
Just cure yourself

UnderMation9 years ago
S A C R I F A C E

Jaya2247 years ago
At least I would save lives

SuperDZ555last year
just cure myself lmao

Tiredallthetime8 years ago
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Pigs_Healthcare4 years ago
Fucking epic way to go out.

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago
how ironic....

#POTATOS4LIFE:D9 years ago
Lol I'll just cure myself

ThePlayer8 years ago
ShadowMarco It says that you have the cure for cancer and im assuming all types (or in generall) if so then it doesnt matter that is is terminal kay
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The_bunny_lover7 years ago
I would do that

smithEmma23299114 days ago
玉可碎而不改其白,竹可焚而不可毁其节。身虽死名可垂于竹帛也。

MYZICA7 years ago
But I found a cure for cancer, so I’ll cure myself? There is no downside.

DongusThornberry9 years ago
I'll get to curing it to when I am about to kick the bucket mates.
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