You can find a cure for cancer...
but
... you'll contract terminal cancer yourself and, within a year, go down in history as the last person to ever get it.
I will not


Zombiefreak9 years ago
But I found the cure for cancer I could cure myself it doesnt say I couldnt cure myself I could still go down in history then as the last person to get it plus it doesnt say you died at all it just says u go down in history

joels3 years ago
i think they meant that ur uncurable
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Zeldafan20038 years ago
Famous for two things? Great!

Hypocritical-Carrot3 years ago
Lol

TheArkerportian9 years ago
Someone has to go and find out what a dilemma is.

jkmc12058 years ago
Then I cure my cancer.

derpydude648 years ago
"Better for one man to die for a nation than a whole nation to die for one man." -some person who"s name I can't remember

StrudelCutie44274 years ago
LOL that"s me with quotes.

Ravenclaw-4-life8 years ago
Countless life"s are worth mine

TheRealSatan3 years ago
Jayden Lucas?
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Sergiski8 years ago
Fuuck

dchapelle8 years ago
We need cancer. Without cancer, the population would grow out of control and we"d end up starving ourselves

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
@JustKiddingSeriously In fact, if people were condensed enough, then the entire population could fit in an area that is not much bigger than Rhode Island (source: What if? by Randall Munroe).
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djcool2328 years ago
I"ve always wanted to be remembered as a hero..... *insperational tears in eyes*

Mattrthurman7 years ago
Not my problem to be catching

CeylanSzer8 years ago
So everyone will know me as the last person has cancer but not how ı cured it.

willsnephew7 years ago
but if its terminal you'll die

Morro62236 years ago
It says 69 lol

Pyrotechnical8 years ago
If you go down as the last person to get it, you cured it for the future. So if you cure yourself, there's no way you would die.

Somebodytouchamyspagghet7 years ago
Just get it the second before you die. Boom you technically died of cancer

Judgelast year
then I cure myself

Sniperboi8 years ago
if you can find a cure for cancer, then you can cure yourself?

SevenTStorm4 years ago
nobody said i couldn't cure myself

KingHoldz7 years ago
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LawOfTheSeas9 years ago
Eh. I can cure myself.

Zlaw608 years ago
Time to make the sacrifice

The SoulEye9 years ago
for the greater good

Forgotten_fire2 months ago
'inhales' FOR TECHNOBLAAAAAAADE!!!!

aeeera3 years ago
i'll cure myself

Slickzzzz5 years ago
Just cure yourself

UnderMation8 years ago
S A C R I F A C E

Jaya2247 years ago
At least I would save lives

SuperDZ555last year
just cure myself lmao

Tiredallthetime8 years ago
FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Pigs_Healthcare4 years ago
Fucking epic way to go out.

The Zesty Fork 698 years ago
how ironic....

#POTATOS4LIFE:D9 years ago
Lol I'll just cure myself

ThePlayer8 years ago
ShadowMarco It says that you have the cure for cancer and im assuming all types (or in generall) if so then it doesnt matter that is is terminal kay
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The_bunny_lover7 years ago
I would do that

MYZICA7 years ago
But I found a cure for cancer, so I’ll cure myself? There is no downside.

DongusThornberry9 years ago
I'll get to curing it to when I am about to kick the bucket mates.

joels3 years ago
I will save my grandma and others.

man-these-are-so-dumb5 years ago
i cure myself simple

Intactical8 years ago
That"d be cool

napstablook79 years ago
I want the world to live, i rather have them happy than me.

Underfell_W.D._Gaster9 years ago
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JoJo_Enjoyerlast year
(No, the rule says you die, so you can't cure yourself). First of all, i don't wanna die, what's the point of making the world better if there is no me in it? Second, it wouldn't even make it better. Canser is one of the only things keeping us from complet...[Show full comment]

Aserthreto4 years ago
Just get the cure you dipshit. If you know what the cure is make or get someone else to make it for you.

TheRandomNerd8 years ago
Um.... Wouldn't you go down in history for curing cancer in the first place?

Jean Has No Life9 years ago
I already have cancer, and it didn't say I couldn't cure myself

sLeePleSsNiGhtS8 years ago
YOUR PROFILEPICTURE MAKES ME CRY

BladeoftheArbiter7 years ago
Just cure urself

Panifex7 years ago
Note that it never says you will die from it. It just says you will contract it. And I know it says terminal, but you can use your cure to fix that little snafu.

Myth Plays9 years ago
I Will definitely sacrifice myself for the others.

PressTheButton!!!!8 years ago
I just had a button almost exactly like this lol. Wow. Here is the link : http://www.willyoupressthebutton.com/12058

Listeru3 years ago
Famous for 2 things and rish as hell because I am the only person that knows how to make it.

GameBoyR5 years ago
Just fucking cure my own cancer ya moron

WarmTortilla7 years ago
I see no downside

DickTickler339 years ago
this is the most stupid button i've ever come across

magicfishcloudchicken789 years ago
not for me I've seen way worse
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