Will You Press The Button?

HavocWreaker9 years ago

Who says I need to go through the portals? 1) Shoot one at the floor and the other at the ceiling 2) Dump a bucket of water into the one on the floor so it travels in an infinite loop 3) Build a generator powered by the water 4) Infinite energy = profit

the117doctor8 years ago

Which is equal to more profit.

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Javongod3 years ago

Ok why not do that then

Potat8 years ago

*places one portal at crotch level and the other at mouth level, walks forward and then.. you know ; )*

FL4M3last year

love that pfp

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Duck in a Hoodie9 years ago

AAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD The downside? You would already die from falling anyway.

I are scotland9 years ago

my mouse broke I pressed it too hard and too fast

Potat8 years ago

Ahem! Downside? You"re not looking anything, you"re just gaining a portal gun..

TheLonelyCheese9 years ago

No downside unless you suck at using Portal guns.

ATSLoopholes8 years ago

The only thing that changes is that you get a portal gun.

Magicwolf22638 years ago

Me: HII~II~II~II MOM Mother: Uhh, what"s that? Me: A~A~A P~OR~TA~L GU~UUN! Mother: HUh? Me:*Puts portal into room, and goes away*

the117doctor8 years ago

*pwoosh* nope *falls through portal to other room like the goblin king from labrynth*

Fennixi8 years ago

do i get the companion cube on the buy?

NHLic8 years ago

We still need moonstone paint :(

chineese8 years ago

You don't need the moonstone paint...

Edward Grillo12 years ago

Unless... I... Acquire.... Long.... Fall... Boots!

DanTheDestroyer293 years ago

Yes very good idea

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the real mc9 years ago

Everyone is thinking about something sexual

Peridots boobs9 years ago

LIKE ME!!

MysteryGuyDude9 years ago

Be careful then, dont use it too high

GothicBlueEyes9 years ago

Just be smart where you shoot the damn thing.

Linker9 years ago

RIP infinity loop :(

Jason Turner12 years ago

just dont decide to portal yourself somewhere high and unstable!

Plutonium13378 years ago

Basically don't fuck up

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Toxicitor10 years ago

well now i'm making a button for getting long fall boots and a moon dust paintcan.

L00PH0L37 years ago

I would just be carefull

TristanHead7 years ago

Foolish majority, portal guns only work on surfaces like that of the moon.

Vault-boy7 years ago

Wait wait wait from p.p.portal made by valve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and just go to aperture science laboratorys and acquire long fall boots plus companion cube my only friend

One-Sixty8 years ago

I pressed button before this saying I dont take fall damage so.....win win

Peridots boobs9 years ago

I would use the power of metal to float me

mr.whatface9 years ago

Tell scientists, they make more, we have fun times, they eventually create the long fall boots or replace my skeleton with fucking titanium.

Jacob Wright12 years ago

Get a job at nasa, fire one at the floor and one at the moon. Incredibly cheap form of transportation of materials for their moon base. Just make sure to charge them for it.

Peridots boobs9 years ago

Like over 1,000,000 dollars

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Thomas Breslin-peel12 years ago

just dont portal to the moon and you will be fine.

Andrew Gladden12 years ago

I DON'T NEED YOU GRAVITY!

Jade Dawes12 years ago

And you can have this one... *Gasps* It's a replica~

Ragdoll7 years ago

Have fun killing yourself via reality ;)

DacoolDUD9 years ago

simple shoot youeself somewhere safe

KillerCubePlays9 years ago

Jokes on you! Already got the long fall boots and conversion gel (or whatever the moon dust gel is called)

TheAwesomeBoi8 years ago

True xD

Chibi_BB6 months ago

bro i could finally shave my back

12Me219 years ago

so... what is the downside? The second one is something that already happens.

RippinPotatoe_YT7 years ago

*breaks it by dropping it* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hellrye239 years ago

IDC I'll still do it hell yes

creeper_cody083 years ago

HA HA!

MrLittleRawr9 years ago

Downside?!

ninja0heaven10 years ago

Just be cautious.

EthanFontenot8 years ago

Not much different

CrackedAbyss11 years ago

yes, i'd always ware a parachute just in case

Tmpancakes9 years ago

Why do I have to go through long distances anyway? !

MacLasso5 years ago

I'm going to break every bone in my body

TheCatNose9 years ago

There's no downside :P

ma name is jeff9 years ago

Well dont make a portal to the seelin and the floor and everthing will be solved :D

Cortanis7 years ago

So what you"re saying is that I don't have to pay for airline tickets on the return trip ever again then?

Mjob1sniper9 years ago

Blackmail the company with it.

RedVexeD8 years ago

Why don't I just not use it in such a way that I fall from heights passed what I can realistically/safely handle? Or just use it to walk through walls and not through floors and shit? :|

Tour Xiu Rose12 years ago

NO PAIN NO GAIN!

Scissor9 years ago

No downside hehe!

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