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Age 5x slower.

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All your friends, family, lovers and children will outgrow you.

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Anonymgord 10 years ago

Umm, are you just listing the consequences or actually trying to make it a dilemma?

Allie54321 10 years ago

Ikr

Kittenlover101 9 years ago

I'm tired of this "doctor who" sh**

peepman20 6 years ago

do you mean doctor what?

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jamesmoriarty 12 years ago

Doctor Who?

eeTns 2 years ago

这个我是真想要

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jadyncute6 9 years ago

i wnt to age 5x faster plz

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

U wanna die sooner?

Ixion Wunderwaffe 13 years ago

dont see down side

yukari-akiyama 5 years ago

yep, im shitler

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xyasj last year

我宁愿自己先老去

GraceLordMP 9 years ago

I already look like a 5 year old, I would like to age faster.

MaahSebastian 9 years ago

So your profile pic is a selfie?

fuckingidiot 11 years ago

You first,dad,mom,sister,brother,lover,children.

The Angels Spirit 10 years ago

They outgrow you because you age 5x slower ._.

Cambournecoolboy 11 years ago

Hey! Friends and family? Can you press this button?

ninja cat \\&quot;mew\\&quot; 11 years ago

Yep 209x over!LOL!!!!

LukBart 7 years ago

I don't care about my life or my age. I am ugly and i'll stay ugly.

LogicalDolphin 11 years ago

You're not young forever, you're old for even longer however.

LunaticCultist 9 years ago

Where is the downside?

GoodForYou 10 years ago

Find more people.

bisbing 9 years ago

Immortality is bad, because you will never die, but this is not immortality, so you will die eventually, and I don't really care about anyone else, so I can't really see a downside.

8nicolas8 11 years ago

won't they outgrow me anyway I age 5x slower

JarebareGaming2 11 years ago

If you press the button you can't have sex between 1-12

Lucario9906 5 years ago

Literally no downside, the "downside" actually just removed the consequence of living longer.

TheBossBitch 8 years ago

Okkkayyyy...? Where’s the downside???

oliver2511 11 years ago

Donkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyuuyyyyyyyyyyer

demonslayer7500 10 years ago

Look like 40 actually 97

Lightcore 9 years ago

That might happen anyways

marry-chen last year

不是永生，但是能活更久，多好

Wolf123 9 years ago

I like being small. #smolduck :D

ZaneLion 11 years ago

I will not?

epikpie 10 years ago

That"d make for one hell of a midlife crisis.

GrimGuy111 11 years ago

I don't like this one

Iamsuasidal 9 years ago

Notice me sempie

cielcore 6 years ago

im 5"1 everyone has outgrown me anyway

Urkedurke 11 years ago

soooooooo..........

DanTheMan1234 9 years ago

what is a downside? i have not seen it in so long...

hanjean 10 years ago

I.:-( no ill grow faster they can live forever my lugs shall love on!

lukaza12 9 years ago

so every one i know will be 2 meters or higher? wow

Skyrim lover 11 years ago

yea not pressing the btton i like being as tall as every adult in my family at age 10

Skyrim lover 11 years ago

my computer dosent like me typing

Jennifer Clapp 13 years ago

ummmm...

stanly 11 years ago

Crap I pressed it

stanly 11 years ago

The last one

WolfTamer 9 years ago

Wouldn't you then have to find someone to marry when you are like actually 50 but you look like ur 20

WolfTamer 9 years ago

I didn't do the math right...

Chris Freakin Makin 11 years ago

Don't see a downside? Already the shortest in my family

CosmosQuest 8 years ago

woh broh, more time to play!

Junyux 10 years ago

That down side do not make sence. If you live 5 times longer your friends obviously it's gonna outgrow you.

anonymousish 9 years ago

"Hey man when"s your birthday?" "Idk you wait for 5 years I guess"

the bitch that kills 10 years ago

This has already happened

Overs33r 12 years ago

Sounds both interesting and depressing.

Raiyanrazif 11 years ago

Sooo... I go to school 5 times longer? NOPE.

DarthYhonas 10 years ago

Umm no it didn't say that...

NevIsDaBoss 9 years ago

doesn't this mean everyone I love will die before me?

Evil_J 5 years ago

I don't want to live that long...

broden52 10 years ago

Not through puberty. NO

Allie54321 10 years ago

You are correct

zombiemold 11 years ago

I'm a sayian

Jester74 10 years ago

I don't see the upside

Gavindastar 11 years ago

It's 'Age of Adaline' all over again.

SilverPhoenix_Virtual 9 years ago

I don't mind being short

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