Will You Press The Button?

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Age 5x slower.

but

All your friends, family, lovers and children will outgrow you.

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Anonymgord9 years ago

Umm, are you just listing the consequences or actually trying to make it a dilemma?

Allie543218 years ago

Ikr

Kittenlover1018 years ago

I'm tired of this "doctor who" sh**

peepman205 years ago

do you mean doctor what?

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jamesmoriarty11 years ago

Doctor Who?

eeTns5 months ago

这个我是真想要

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jadyncute68 years ago

i wnt to age 5x faster plz

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

U wanna die sooner?

Ixion Wunderwaffe12 years ago

dont see down side

yukari-akiyama4 years ago

yep, im shitler

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JarebareGaming2 10 years ago

If you press the button you can't have sex between 1-12

Lucario99064 years ago

Literally no downside, the "downside" actually just removed the consequence of living longer.

TheBossBitch7 years ago

Okkkayyyy...? Where’s the downside???

oliver251110 years ago

Donkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuyyyyyuuyyyyyyyyyyer

demonslayer75009 years ago

Look like 40 actually 97

Lightcore8 years ago

That might happen anyways

marry-chen12 days ago

不是永生，但是能活更久，多好

Wolf1238 years ago

I like being small. #smolduck :D

ZaneLion9 years ago

I will not?

epikpie9 years ago

That"d make for one hell of a midlife crisis.

GrimGuy11110 years ago

I don't like this one

Iamsuasidal8 years ago

Notice me sempie

cielcore5 years ago

im 5"1 everyone has outgrown me anyway

Urkedurke10 years ago

soooooooo..........

DanTheMan12347 years ago

what is a downside? i have not seen it in so long...

hanjean9 years ago

I.:-( no ill grow faster they can live forever my lugs shall love on!

lukaza128 years ago

so every one i know will be 2 meters or higher? wow

Skyrim lover9 years ago

yea not pressing the btton i like being as tall as every adult in my family at age 10

Skyrim lover9 years ago

my computer dosent like me typing

Jennifer Clapp12 years ago

ummmm...

stanly9 years ago

Crap I pressed it

stanly9 years ago

The last one

WolfTamer8 years ago

Wouldn't you then have to find someone to marry when you are like actually 50 but you look like ur 20

WolfTamer8 years ago

I didn't do the math right...

CosmosQuest7 years ago

woh broh, more time to play!

Junyux9 years ago

That down side do not make sence. If you live 5 times longer your friends obviously it's gonna outgrow you.

Chris Freakin Makin10 years ago

Don't see a downside? Already the shortest in my family

the bitch that kills9 years ago

This has already happened

Overs33r11 years ago

Sounds both interesting and depressing.

anonymousish8 years ago

"Hey man when"s your birthday?" "Idk you wait for 5 years I guess"

NevIsDaBoss8 years ago

doesn't this mean everyone I love will die before me?

Raiyanrazif9 years ago

Sooo... I go to school 5 times longer? NOPE.

DarthYhonas9 years ago

Umm no it didn't say that...

broden529 years ago

Not through puberty. NO

Allie543218 years ago

You are correct

zombiemold10 years ago

I'm a sayian

Evil_J4 years ago

I don't want to live that long...

Jester749 years ago

I don't see the upside

Gavindastar10 years ago

It's 'Age of Adaline' all over again.

SilverPhoenix_Virtual7 years ago

I don't mind being short

Laura Tanner12 years ago

But I would have to deal with my periods longer

asome10 years ago

wat? ._.

Tumblrcrap8 years ago

So you are basically immortal

creeperxplder9 years ago

That was bad. All of it is a down side.

SomeLittleHetalian8 years ago

Aph America: Davie? Why are you older all of a sudden? Davie? Please don't leave me!

RainaLovesStampy9 years ago

DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammm2 years ago

What's the point of my life when my closest relatives are dead?

DacoolDUD10 years ago

they will anyway

RadomLifeChoiceDayz7 years ago

It really doesn’t matter if people are like taller than you it still doesn’t affect you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

DukeofDumDum7 years ago

I know you"ve been smoking, but I still have to know. Pleese man. What??

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Iamsuasidal8 years ago

No upside noi

ro ev9 years ago

No I want to see what's on the other side

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