You will be able to answer any question
but
The answer will always be in cryptic rhyme and everyone will hate you for it
I will not

bullsquid_42 11 years ago
I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena61482 11 years ago
Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf 10 years ago
jse
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skull kid 11 years ago
the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft16777 8 years ago
FoRtY-tWo
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Lavahound 4 years ago
Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
No, a Jedi you will be

Redflameman0 10 years ago
What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username 9 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

Sarun Hinmuangkao 13 years ago
Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago
Y E S
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LunaMelody 9 years ago
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
I don’t think baldi will like that
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CrookedDestroyer 9 years ago
Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho 10 years ago
Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford 10 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea... [Show full comment]

HannahJane Turner 13 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
#Oracle

Steven Stulock 13 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

nilesf6 9 years ago
hahah i already do that

Lathen The-Doctor Murphy 13 years ago
Rhyme-y time-y

ScissorBlood diane pie 10 years ago
So id basically answer like my aunt Zecora would?...seems like a fair enough deal....

Cipper1214 3 months ago
Just do it

minimite16 11 years ago
I'll just rap the answers

Cheshire shadow 11 years ago
time to buy some fuzzy blue clothes, get surgery, and learn from magician ninjas that can float and disappear.....*grins giant smile and teleports behind you*

ScissorBlood diane pie 10 years ago
*slices u apart whit scissor blade legs* thts wht u get bad excuse for a ninja...

freepornsupplier2003 4 years ago
42 (baldi ain’t gonna be so happy with that lol)

SpecialK329 11 years ago
Are you kidding, I would love this!! XD

MidnightMaddest 10 years ago
I already do that.

yesofcourse 12 years ago
hell yea it will be awsome Γ₯

Jamietheboss 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

BeastlyMC956 10 years ago
Answer the meaning of life. HECK YEAH

MarkadiuszSamson 11 years ago
I could be Confucius xD

Panifex 9 years ago
I do that sometimes anyway

Kyle Burgess 13 years ago
But that's how I answer questions

Deer4955 2 years ago
Do I know the answer or does it just temporarily pop into my head so I can write/type/speak the answer then forget it?

BirchMonkey857 11 years ago
this is different than my normal life, but only the answering all questions part.

Noneofyour-Business 9 years ago
I want that!!! Please!!!

Zaxle 11 years ago
I like to mess with people

SeanMemes 11 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe... [Show full comment]

FoxtrotLegend26 6 years ago
So I become the most annoying person on the 🌎. 😈

oldnotweak 12 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

Nolan 11 years ago
So fuck them then, haters gonna hate.

Daniel Grabowy 13 years ago
I think I was put here to annoy the world... Wait...

OliviaWaffle14 10 years ago
The answer to time is Plu.

ThisIsMyPassword 9 years ago
Cryptic rhyme? What the hell kind of gibberish is that

Dave Morgan 13 years ago
timey wimey

Sight4SoreEyes 10 years ago
I'm gonna be Sphinx? Fuck it I'm in!

Catdogperson5000 11 years ago
People already hate me for how I answer questions so...

XavierAsad 11 years ago
Deal with it

Bruh-momento 3 years ago
Hehehe, im a riddle goblin now 😈

Terraform Trent 11 years ago
"For you have asked me what I shall dine, the answer shall not take much thyme. For many steal half from banks as crime, and bakers bake half and sell it for a dime." Answer: Poundcake

C1M1P6E02 10 years ago
So i am Sheldon Cooper But I Cryptically Rhyme

Amandacondon 8 years ago
Push the button

IsaacTFIOS 12 years ago
making classmates mad?*Slams self on button*
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