You will be able to answer any question
but
The answer will always be in cryptic rhyme and everyone will hate you for it
I will not


bullsquid_4210 years ago
I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena6148210 years ago
Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf9 years ago
jse
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Lavahound3 years ago
Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
No, a Jedi you will be

skull kid9 years ago
the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft167777 years ago
FoRtY-tWo
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Redflameman09 years ago
What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username7 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

LunaMelody8 years ago
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago
I don’t think baldi will like that
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Sarun Hinmuangkao12 years ago
Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT4 years ago
Y E S
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CrookedDestroyer7 years ago
Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho9 years ago
Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford9 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea...[Show full comment]

HannahJane Turner12 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf12 years ago
#Oracle

Steven Stulock12 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

IlluminartiGaming9 years ago
YAY!! I GET TO ANNOY EVERYONE!!! MY DREAM HAS FINALLY COME TRUE!!!!

J-Money10 years ago
So I get to talk like the Riddler? Sweet

kyle5319 years ago
100% every time, HERE I COME!!!

Maxi Nadjar12 years ago
conchetumadre esa weá sería tan insoportablemente genial

Random Player9 years ago
Why I didn't pressed the button: 1. Because I can answer very hard questions CORRECTLY 2. If I don't know a question, I will get it correct if I answer wrong 1-5 times

ScissorBlood diane pie9 years ago
So id basically answer like my aunt Zecora would?...seems like a fair enough deal....

minimite1610 years ago
I'll just rap the answers

nilesf68 years ago
hahah i already do that

Lathen The-Doctor Murphy12 years ago
Rhyme-y time-y

freepornsupplier20033 years ago
42 (baldi ain’t gonna be so happy with that lol)

SpecialK32910 years ago
Are you kidding, I would love this!! XD

MidnightMaddest9 years ago
I already do that.

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
time to buy some fuzzy blue clothes, get surgery, and learn from magician ninjas that can float and disappear.....*grins giant smile and teleports behind you*

ScissorBlood diane pie9 years ago
*slices u apart whit scissor blade legs* thts wht u get bad excuse for a ninja...

Jamietheboss9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

yesofcourse11 years ago
hell yea it will be awsome å

MarkadiuszSamson10 years ago
I could be Confucius xD

Panifex8 years ago
I do that sometimes anyway

Kyle Burgess12 years ago
But that's how I answer questions

BeastlyMC9569 years ago
Answer the meaning of life. HECK YEAH

BirchMonkey85710 years ago
this is different than my normal life, but only the answering all questions part.

Noneofyour-Business8 years ago
I want that!!! Please!!!

Zaxle9 years ago
I like to mess with people

Deer495511 months ago
Do I know the answer or does it just temporarily pop into my head so I can write/type/speak the answer then forget it?

SeanMemes9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

FoxtrotLegend264 years ago
So I become the most annoying person on the 🌎. 😈

oldnotweak10 years ago
FUCK YEAH!

Nolan10 years ago
So fuck them then, haters gonna hate.

Daniel Grabowy12 years ago
I think I was put here to annoy the world... Wait...

OliviaWaffle149 years ago
The answer to time is Plu.

ThisIsMyPassword8 years ago
Cryptic rhyme? What the hell kind of gibberish is that

Dave Morgan12 years ago
timey wimey

Sight4SoreEyes9 years ago
I'm gonna be Sphinx? Fuck it I'm in!

Catdogperson500010 years ago
People already hate me for how I answer questions so...

XavierAsad9 years ago
Deal with it

Bruh-momentolast year
Hehehe, im a riddle goblin now 😈
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