You will be able to answer any question
but
The answer will always be in cryptic rhyme and everyone will hate you for it
I will not

bullsquid_42 11 years ago
I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena61482 11 years ago
Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf 10 years ago
jse
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skull kid 11 years ago
the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft16777 8 years ago
FoRtY-tWo
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Lavahound 4 years ago
Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
No, a Jedi you will be

Redflameman0 10 years ago
What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist 4 years ago
Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username 9 years ago
I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

Sarun Hinmuangkao 13 years ago
Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT 5 years ago
Y E S
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LunaMelody 9 years ago
THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm 3 years ago
I don’t think baldi will like that
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CrookedDestroyer 9 years ago
Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho 10 years ago
Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford 10 years ago
So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow 10 years ago
with my other buttons, i would be a human style version. gained teleportation, riches, and immortality from other buttons. and universe hopping skills. and an unlimited wardrobe......i would go to the pasta universe and become cheshire shadow......the drea... [Show full comment]

HannahJane Turner 13 years ago
I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf 13 years ago
#Oracle

Steven Stulock 13 years ago
Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

dracula 11 years ago
Well at least then I would be able to say "gods not real"

OblivionBringer 9 years ago
So... all that changes is I can answer any question now?

Andwoo Wussell 13 years ago
oH MY GOD i would love this so MUCH

Viper Grim 10 years ago
I am Zecora

Sniperboi 9 years ago
sweet ill answer any question then ill take the us! then then the americas then all other continents will know me as the ne HITLER!!!! HEILHITLER

Celina Anderson 13 years ago
yes just yes.

aproy 10 years ago
Math is already borderline cryptic to most.

springawa last year
I can answer,but I needn't to answer everything.

Lucadabuttonpresser 11 years ago
Don't say the answer write a note

gcurrie 11 years ago
I'd be that weird philosophic guy who is really weird but really wise and smart as well

BlazFoxN30 5 years ago
Person: Did you do it? Me: Perhaps

bakinggirl101 11 years ago
I didn't press the button. This is a bad thing

Nightkilla 10 years ago
Troll peeps so hard

Liswag Hipstner 13 years ago
School will be so fun with that

Givemethebeanz 10 years ago
Why the fuck not.

ThatGirlyGirlBuffyFan 11 years ago
They never said you would get the correct answer

smoloutboy 10 years ago
Honestly, it doesn't say that they'd hate you for anything else. So really, they'd only hate the habit

billybob 11 years ago
Deal with it*puts on sunglasses*

Zletro 9 years ago
To answer this this question, you must first understand the intention

The_Darkstar 9 years ago
The intention was to annoy people with a question that has no answer.

Melissa Sowers 13 years ago
so youll become Sheldon cooper

SvenWhy 3 years ago
takeing it

tydickson 11 years ago
Ty Dickson

computergirl10110 10 years ago
um. no. i can do this already. im just wrong sometimes.

PhantasyPhan 11 years ago
People hate me anyway

Hello4 10 years ago
I like messing with people.

Wallflower 8 years ago
I answered yes, laughing maniacally. I am an evil, evil person.

JTF 12 years ago
THE ORACLE OF DELPHI FROM THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES!!!!

Merilille 11 years ago
That sound great.

Vert_Nation 9 years ago
Say hello A+s

Kelly Michelle 13 years ago
I think Dr. Seuss pushed the button!!

Mc PressMyButtons 10 years ago
riddler

ellieshmana2point0 9 years ago
what if your crush asks if you like them? win-win!

Pedro Sáenz 13 years ago
huehuehue

KiLEdEnNis 10 years ago
isn't there some guy like that in Batman? implying people watch that / also the Zecora memes

Shojaux last year
I see this as an absolute win!
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