Will You Press The Button?

bullsquid_4210 years ago

I can already answer any question. I'm just ... mostly wrong.

JohnCena6148210 years ago

Screw your opinion. Wait... SCREW YOU BILLY!

dogewolf9 years ago

jse

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Lavahound3 years ago

Hmmmm, master yoda I shall become

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

No, a Jedi you will be

skull kid9 years ago

the answer to the life and everything is....................42

Minecraft167777 years ago

FoRtY-tWo

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Redflameman09 years ago

What is Dark Matter? Non-luminous material which is postulated to exist in space and which could take either of two forms: weakly interacting particles or high-energy randomly moving particles created soon after the Big Bang. Cryptic enough for you?

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago

Your answer needs a rhyming sound in order to actually be profound.

Dis_My_Username7 years ago

I can already answer any question. Of course, that doesn't mean I'm always right.

LunaMelody8 years ago

THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING IS 42

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

I don’t think baldi will like that

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Sarun Hinmuangkao12 years ago

Time to put on my best Zecora impression

AxisOliveYT4 years ago

Y E S

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CrookedDestroyer7 years ago

Dammit Billy

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

i would become a politician. they can't stump me, and i"d be epic at political speak.......

Argho9 years ago

Fuck yeah

Riley Sanford9 years ago

So the Cheshire cat?

Cheshire shadow9 years ago

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HannahJane Turner12 years ago

I just be droppin' some sick motherfuckin' beats like Dave Strider and Zecora. Hell to the yeah!

Conner Wolf12 years ago

#Oracle

Steven Stulock12 years ago

Sounds like a dream come true. I can be like Buddha!

Dancinoman10 years ago

So I will live faraway on a mountain

ellieshmana2point08 years ago

what if your crush asks if you like them? win-win!

Pedro SÃ¡enz12 years ago

huehuehue

KiLEdEnNis9 years ago

isn't there some guy like that in Batman? implying people watch that / also the Zecora memes

Coolgamer449 years ago

Some times I hit myself

NotTheSmoooze9 years ago

So Kilgharrah?

ReidoesGaming4 years ago

It’s not like they can do anything about it, since I DO know everything

18mlivingston10 years ago

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

PopTart20310 years ago

no because it didnt say anything bout getting the question right

Cat_Spit7 years ago

Gandalf? Also, do i have to answer in a cryptic rhyme or is that just for the ones i cant answer?

Tgk11 years ago

Where is the fun in NOT telling answers in cryptic rhymes? But can I do it in a very Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy humor way? That's what matters.

Acespeed9 years ago

so your just a smart rapper that everyone hates

The_Darkstar8 years ago

If I can answer any question I'll just make the rhyme something obvious

Victor Nakura Jimenez12 years ago

Dude. . . . This is like the best thing that can happen to an author

MrSpaceWolf9 years ago

Always answer in rhyme and always talk like Bill Cypher... STRONG WIN.

Carlos406610 years ago

Test winner for the win!

Thundia 9 years ago

Cryptic rhythm is already me :p No downside

SvenWhylast year

this for me is true i will take and be thrugh

_holly12310 years ago

Back off haters

befree22098 years ago

I can become the next famous rapper.

MintybuttTheGalaxyWizard6 years ago

Mfw I get to be tzeentch

Sakura_Dragonfly11 years ago

awsome

Peypeyplays9 years ago

You cant make them hate me lol

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p3nguin1239 years ago

translator[translate into wingdings]

VirtualShyGuyPremium10 years ago

#SimonsQuest

Frodo8 years ago

I see nothing wrong with this

Pokefan1238 years ago

Parents at a diner: so what are you getting for breakfast? Me: I am getting that which is made by gods. And when tasted it makes people scream in awes. Parents: so French toast? Me: yep