Will You Press The Button?

You get an infinite supply of apple products.

but

You become homosexual (sex with the opposite gender or watching porn depicting it will result in your immediate death.)

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I Hate Creating Usernames9 years ago

Ohhhhhhh, I thought it ment the food 0_o

Thebuttonguys7 years ago

Same

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jcstock9 years ago

Well I mean fuck it im gay. I hate apple but I mean free shit is free shit.

SantinoTranelli7 years ago

when you sell them, buy anything else

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Cpowell11648 years ago

But owning an apple product would imply I'm Gay already.... So does this make me double Gay?

Cryptic_Fenrir4 years ago

*200iq intensifies*

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dearevanhansen7 years ago

Are you implying that being homosexual is bad? I'm already a lesbian, lol

Bob12357last year

Idk if people hate me for this but stfu nobody cares

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GamethystsBae8 years ago

I'm already gay what"s the downside here

The_Darkstar8 years ago

But only if you have sex with the OPPOSITE gender. So people can still be gay.

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Carl Hallowell12 years ago

Hell no! That's just terrible! Apple sucks!

jakeliweiquan7 years ago

Totally Apple products suck like HELL (Apple no offense)

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SNAPPEDLIME18 years ago

ok 1st becoming homosexual and cant have sex with opposite gender are 2 different things. 2nd you can still date/look at the opposite gender naked. 3rd now watching porn is different what if i do press this button so now i cant have sex with females but i ...[Show full comment]

Simple13 years ago

man someone told eistien ded u sure u not him

pandastuff1019 years ago

So i get to meet Harry and the No-nose is still alive (Unless Neville kills him) 404: Downside not found

Fedxftw8 years ago

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LeonardoGolp7 years ago

I hatar Apple, NEVER

KILL0R7 years ago

PLS NO

AndrewKoz8 years ago

I'm already homosexual, and can sell the products.

depressedmeatstick9 years ago

Haha no downside!

Andreas TÃ¸nnes Hansen12 years ago

Why would I want apple Products, and why would changing my sexuality be a Downside? I wont know the difference after all. If my sexuality is changed, I will do what I feel good for :P

flameofdarkness7 years ago

I wouldn't change my sexuality and just sell the stuff and get rich

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WavingThroughAWindow7 years ago

I'm already a lesbian, so...it"s kind of a win-win situation for me.

tydickson10 years ago

Ty Dickson

GhostKing6608 years ago

Upside?

Greensusngl4 years ago

Literally no downside (I have an iphone and I'm lesbian anyway lmao)

JONNIE RODRIGUEZ9 years ago

WHAT THE HELL

Schmucklehed28 days ago

So the same, but i get free shit? Sick!

WBGrock8 years ago

404 upside not found.

The_Darkstar8 years ago

Do you have something against gay people?

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Socrateswasapussy5 years ago

Fuck i love apples

MapleUndertale20169 years ago

ALL ABOARD THE NOPE TRAIN TO HELL NO CITY!

LazarouDave8 years ago

You think i would ever take an Apple product, even if it"s free...you are direly mistaken

NoTimeForTime1017 years ago

I'm already gay. And have a spouse couldn't hurt to get free apple products.

Whitetoro119 years ago

Besides the sex part I am watching porn

I_follownoobs8 years ago

To me You are basically you are asking do you want apples

AuraTheSpiritlast year

Jokes on you I hate apple

Watermelonman8 years ago

So apple juice, apple cider, apple pie and so on?

KARKATVANTAS8 years ago

SO? IM ALREADY BI.

jadynn9 years ago

Where is the downside

CCharlie13214 years ago

Apple sucks anyway

Iblis_9 years ago

I'm allergic to apples.

Bmwactor9 years ago

I already am tho.

Kittenlover1018 years ago

Apple sucks ass.

JayDeeble10 months ago

Never been interested in sex or porn regardless, so 🤷

Awkward_person8 years ago

Yes coolcambo.......yes indeed

Scififan6 years ago

I'm already Lesbian so... Stonks

Gorax428 years ago

Hell no! I love my girlfriend too much

Walike2 years ago

*laughs in homo*

OguzhanYigit8 years ago

Double Negative

Alphatech7 years ago

i dont an upside also what if your already gay? you get straight?

Bon_Bon6669 years ago

When i read "apple" I thought it meant the fruit, now i want to unpress the button

Knife4 years ago

No sex or porn

SansTheLazybone9 years ago

i am already.404 downside not found.

thesarehypotheticalright7 years ago

Already gay oops lol :p

Fireskull13789 years ago

Damn the good part is really good but the bad ones super bad. Why the hell not I'm already gay

Aaron129988 years ago

Durrs no upside!! D: no wonder this was tagged as "Bad"

Zeedaddy8 years ago

Mann I thought it meant fruit

Buttonpresser256788 years ago

Same here

The1KINGpig8 years ago

No, i'll rather to use Windows

sexypoopoofartingshit5 years ago

fuck apple, i want infinite apple juice!

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