You get 1TB/s internet wherever you go with accounts on every private torrent site
but
you get raided by the FBI after 20 years and they have evidence for everything.
I will not


oldnotweak9 years ago
so just dont pirate anything. theres LOTS of legal shit. you could offer your internet connection services to people going to remote locations with no coverage and make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year. when the fbi raids me i will sue them for wrongful arrest

Lonely Pizza 9 years ago
Exactly my friend, exactly.

JimiTTB9 years ago
Is it illegal to have fast internet?

SAKO4444GODZ8 years ago
look, guys lots of buttons give you superpowers and immortality so the FBI will be screwed...

DamnFisza8 years ago
Well doesn't that mean they'll have evidence that they raided you?

ICExBLOOD9 years ago
The federal boob inspectors will never catch me

Potater_boi6 years ago
Bold of you to assume that
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Kurt Gifkins12 years ago
but id have this intrernet speed in prison and could download A CAR

Soningfeather7 years ago
yOU wOuLDnT dOwnLOaD A cAR
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snips1234568 years ago
Easy, FBI isn't in Australia

Party_Craig9 years ago
Y the f would the FBI raid me for having more internet than the world

Flameshot9 years ago
Just... don't be a pirate! Problem solved. *Downloads 9000 cat videos at lightspeed*

KillerCubePlays9 years ago
Fux the 46 years ago bs, please

olvvvvlo9 years ago
the fbi has not jurisdiction here and the local police doesn't know the difference between a terabyte and a tea pot, so bring it.

A Undertale Fan9 years ago
I will only play freaking youtube and videogames and facebook simplely my normal internet life

Steven Smith12 years ago
That's assuming I'll use my 1TB internet to download illegally. Which I won't.

Seapony7 years ago
Yep! There are perfectly legal torrents out there, especially if you work with Linux.
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Arnau Benavent12 years ago
As a not-american I don't give a fuck about the FBI.

Semiawesomatic8 years ago
Oldnotweak, thats the cia.
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Josue Reyes12 years ago
NO THEY'LL FIND MY LOLI- I MEAN WHAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY LOLI HENTAI ON MY COMPUTER THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS :D

Maypaws3 years ago
You"ve got it all wrong, Your Honor! I simply, uh, misspelled "headpats," that"s all!
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Chelsea Kelly12 years ago
Sure... Come get me and my 1TB internet.

Luckyblocks10 years ago
Oh shit save the porn

Migdin18 years ago
They cant take me to prison because i havent broken any laws.

Roaryboy9 years ago
I'll give the 1TB internet to the fbi

starflame118 years ago
Just dont torrent and you"re fine. You can make money by selling the internet through a switch. Or adhoc on a laptop.

Praise It9 years ago
20 years of life with this connection speed will get me killed so since i wont leave my pc ... so whats the bad thing ?

jimmyeatass2 years ago
glowies catch a pipe bomb

Ronnoc5279 years ago
TB is fucking storage.

epic971016 years ago
PROTECT THE HENTA- ER I MEAN NO I DONT HAVE ANY HENTAI WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

apersonthingy8 years ago
Nobody said you couldn't delete those accounts. Problem solved. No reason to convict.

JonnyMcCool10 years ago
idk i clicked yes.

Phase7 years ago
But I wouldn't have done anything illegal. Plus I"d probably just delete the accounts as I don't really need them.

DawnArrises :P9 years ago
cant you cope with the internet your already using? I can. (o_o) (All the single ladies) \\\\( )> / _/ \\\\_ /

WhyArePeopleSoStupid694208 years ago
But what if I just use it for video games.

Maximillion11 years ago
Well downloading something via torrent isn't at all illegal. Sharing it is. So the FBI will bust me with proof of me doing nothing wrong.

pvp_gamer9 years ago
Puta q pario

Ieathotdogs4 years ago
FBI could kill me

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago
good thing I'm in Canada

Ilikefortnite7 years ago
I always have internet so no need to download.

Gay girl9 years ago
I,m not going back to jdc or jail

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WOLFFE79 years ago
Tablespoon

KoolAidDolan10 years ago
What if you just don't use torrents?

MakeTheDecision8 years ago
Just live in the UK

abibas4 months ago
im in Russia hehehe

DomZ1278 years ago
Since when does the AI operate in Austria?

GrimlordXVII8 years ago
FBI have no jurisdiction here

whatamidoingheredf9 years ago
Get a hitman duuuuuhhhhhhhh

YappaYappa6 years ago
It aint illegal since i did not download it :)

Tomskeleton10 years ago
Use the internet to destroy the FBI

TheBlueWaterFall7 years ago
after 20 years i wouldn't care i had my fun and still would have my internets :3 so yes also _._ what would they find nothing really just random games in my history

BrendanCross8 years ago
Just don't do anything illegal, they'll just be more of an inconvenience

Epicness Gaming9 years ago
downloading security on da hause

Xanbunny11 years ago
Good job Australians :D

creeper_cody083 years ago
NO HELL NO I HAVE ALOT OF TNT THAT CAN DESTROY ALL OF MINECRAFTIA (my home world)
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