Will You Press The Button?

samidboss10 years ago

Boobs

Dark224 years ago

you are focusing on the wrong thing its a death sentence if you cant jump

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Marjandy 9 years ago

I can fly with my tanooki instead

uncleltr8 years ago

Unless you run off a cliff

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Lynkcrafter4 years ago

Captain toad

Sammy Pace12 years ago

That's a death sentence

silly_goober2 years ago

one more like

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Mew-two5 years ago

It will be like Captain Toad

dannycor20019 years ago

So iam a goomba or a toad

Eaglest057 years ago

In the Mario BROTHERS universe there"s a goomba that comes within ten seconds of losing the first level. Oddesy would be fine though.

Cadicat7 years ago

hate Mario unless DanTDM plays it...

Aquagirllast year

Well guess what! HE MADE A MARIO ODYSSEY VIDEO 6 YEARS AGO JOKES ON YOU!

NeroAngeloM7 years ago

I'll just Climb on a green dinosaur and it will jump for me then I smack its head to force it to eat tomatoes and s*** until I decide to drop it in the lava life"s good

Vixa7 years ago

It"s basically suicide

shitstain694 years ago

Yup

TheAnkleKicker7 years ago

Mario includes a lot of death... but you never die. So it"s just endless, unforgiving pain. *presses button*

ActualDaughterOfSatan8 years ago

I shall not jump, I shall fly for about a second

Suzy Bee12 years ago

Am I the only one who doesn't want to live in a video game?

oceanwaterpug276 years ago

No, I'm with you.

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Natanm18 years ago

No if the movie is that way then (puts up middle finger)

Demon_Lord4 months ago

OP right? Imagine you are on problems and just teleport into Marios World until is safe

sans&amp;papyrus4life9 years ago

i don't really like Mario very much anyway, sonic is way better

MoltenBlade7 years ago

What"s the point then

Yaboizackie_324 years ago

That’s just two downsides. First of all who would ever want to live there regardless of if you can jump or not

thegabe200310 years ago

O O _

fireiceball2277 years ago

:D :D THAT"D BE AWESOME!!!!

Lelsanic10 years ago

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Roastingbitchessince19989 years ago

Mario is over

MGGoku8 years ago

Yeah I'm screwed

Yi-Ying Lu12 years ago

get a yoshi

ButtonDerp9 years ago

Not able to jump on a Mario game? You're dead.

SceptileandMew5 years ago

Then fly

The_evil_Banana10 years ago

YOSHI I choose YOU!

SSSSAAAAAAASSSS9 years ago

just get the tanooki leaf then you can fly or the helicopter mushroom

PurplePatriot7 years ago

Mario sucks

Bewarethewalrus 10 years ago

I'd live in Paper Mario for the game cube. Wouldn't need to jump. Just go from town to town enjoying life and maybe bang a princess or two.

AndyJun8 years ago

Climb botch, climb

gylbert10010 years ago

NO GOOMBA RUNNNNN!

Aighostvvv8 years ago

All of the fire flowers are mine.

DoYouSeeTheBananaMan3 years ago

So… captain toad.

The gammer9 years ago

Well that's just great!, you are in a world were EVERY thing wants kill you and can jump so if you fall in a pit your stuck and you can't get power ups