Santa's a proponent of racial slavery and animal cruelty who breaks into your house in the middle of the night, steals all your cookies, then leaves his junk lying around under your tree.
ButtonPresser1524 years ago
also republican, the elves are forced to work for Santa.
So I can kill Santa and nobody would know? Heck, wheres the downside?!
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AidanHANSNATA7 years ago
i have 2 points on this one. no1 i woldnt care if no one belived me soon they will eventully find out i met santa and ill just be like I TOLD YOU SO in their faces for like a week no2 i dont actully belive in santa so this makes things akward
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DerpyKitten8 years ago
My Santa is my father. Already met him, if no one believes me they"re really stupid.
alreday happened. he is a really nice guy and we both love "Doctor Who"...unfortunately we never can watch the Christmas-Special together. He says, he is "busy". Busy on Christmas...
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Beefpoptart144 years ago
There’s no point in pressing no because I mean you met Santa Claus so I mean there’s really no downside
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Havard Otterson9 years ago
I wouldn't even tell anyone. I would sound mad.
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hallb10168 years ago
I don't want to meet Santa Claus, I want to meet either Racist Santa or Santa"s Brother.
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draconius11 years ago
id ask for a life sized intergalactic battle cruiser with a full list of life sustaining planets. who wants mi ship to bomb the planet after collecting them for a repopulation mission good by earth hello bob
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Edwardonut_the_goofer6 years ago
Years ago i did meet santa. There was more than one. It was my mom my dad and my stepdad a year ago. Also ups drivers are santa
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njnzcbjkbdjzxcbknc9 years ago
Presents! Whoo!
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Winter648 years ago
sooo..... polar express?
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Goldenfoxy9 years ago
Hmm that sounds cool and idc. If peooledont bevile me akest i get to meat 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
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Rekt Much Bro?9 years ago
SANTA EXISTS...My Classmate believes in santa still and believes no one when they say that he does not exist.
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The Scenery 9 years ago
Santa is not real
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TheWingedBunting10 years ago
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Hastiry3 years ago
i dont care if they not believe me no one believes me any way
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Ray28G9 years ago
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CallJGWentworth877cashnow8 years ago
"Heya Santa! You know that I still believe in you, right??? Yeah... I have been a good girl recently! (lies). All I want is like 5 billion dollars for Christmas. Can I get it???" "No." "Welp it was worth a try!"
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Markimoo10 years ago
I don't think so, bros.
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Person649 years ago
Santa is scary AF
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Lawlesslake9 years ago
I don't i care about people i will believe him
That's all
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Kiwi4638 years ago
Childhood returned!!! :3
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Brayden Spong12 years ago
i will take a photo
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aikorose9 years ago
Why would I want to meet the old man who supposedly sneaks into my house in the middle of the night.
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QT_Nebula5 years ago
I don’t care if no one believes me as long as I get to see him than I don’t care for anyone else
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wrong choice mofo8 years ago
They don't need to know.
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Imaunicornshh9 years ago
I'll finally meet my real parents??? T^T
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Labracadabrador7 years ago
Worth it.
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Aldred7710 years ago
No me importa que no me creean deporsi nadie me creeria
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AgentCPU09 years ago
Doesn't that happen to kids every year anyway? They'd be the only ones who did believe you. Not a problem there.
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Galaxywonders7 years ago
I meet Santa ever year so shut up! 🎅😴😂
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taco.power310 years ago
He's not real tho...
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Sperbey9 years ago
Jewish
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Chaijunjie6 months ago
我为什么要告诉别人我见过圣诞老人
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Loophole-alert8 years ago
Who the f%75ck cares?
Loophole-alert8 years ago
Who are the 23% that didn't f%75cking press this f%75cking button they are id%69ots.
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VVsilverVV11 years ago
sooo i meet odin?
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MooshroomYT9 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]
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Rabeirior4 years ago
Well I tried meeting him but he was to busy saying ho ho ho to a stripper in the club. Then again it could have been my grandpa
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IDK1019 years ago
they are basically giving you a gift so no downside
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Zion Burns 9 years ago
So many people want to meet satan...
MooshroomYT9 years ago
was that intentional or a typo
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Flamingoboi6 years ago
Who the fuck is santa
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SmallLoanOfAMilionDollers9 years ago
Well my grandpa is Santa Claus ITS TRUE HE RLY IS! U MUST BELIVE ME
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