So... I"ve pressed the button so many times that I now am a time traveler, mind reader, leader demon of the world, immortal, I can live anywhere, I can live with my 2 most beloved people in the world, I can have sex with anyone, freeze time, create my own ...[Show full comment]
Id stop being an alcoholic and then get a ton of Pepsi. #pepsiisbetterthancoke
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Greystash10 years ago
This is easy I would just pay people to make me not an alcoholic, use the drinks as currency.
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Gxvngxx8 years ago
Well.. Why eating pizza or French fries when you can look like Angelina fucking Jolie, Miranda Kerr, or just someone that"s hot?
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Dragonflashfire7 years ago
I am not as drunk as some thinkle peep I am. (Say it aloud)
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Serwan On Acid12 years ago
what are therapies for?
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Coolbro16039 years ago
I lurv me sum acholcomahal
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jamest59 years ago
AND then you quit being an alchoholic
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235x0last year
how do i become an alcoholic? i would only drink it for the taste and its horrible! anyway the drink i got is one that gave me inter-universe teleportation , shape-shifting and data pearl manipulation also it stops me from suffering any negative affects from alcohol.
Lol I don't drink alcohol. Don't assume I'll just summon beer.
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Punnnkless9 years ago
Tequilla I summon u!
Loophole man9 years ago
Mexicans drink tequilla. GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY! YOUR FIRED!
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AlexAttack8 years ago
gib bleach, tbx
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Stan_Loves_Eminem9 years ago
Can you say soda machine?
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Emilykissler7 years ago
How could I be an a alcoholic if I don’t drink alcohol
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JamesDivine11 years ago
I see no dilemma here.
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KiLEdEnNis9 years ago
I took a sip from some alcoholic beverage once, technically I am an alcoholic because I tasted it, so idc
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Charles-Ostrander37 years ago
Everyone already looks down on me.
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Mommy82069 years ago
For the other one your worst fear mine is my wife fucking another man and my family dieing
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ClubPenguinRewrittenFan8 years ago
Alcohol can damage your liver.
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greekgeekwriter9 years ago
technically you don't have to drink to be an alcoholic.
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callumz3 years ago
Ahh, alcohol. But what if you are under aged??
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A Undertale Fan10 years ago
NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE MY FATHER OH GOD
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Unstable_Scarlet9 years ago
There's some real expensive wine out there, that'd be fun.
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cybermage9910 years ago
summons bleach for my enemies
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Panifex7 years ago
If I never drink any alcoholic beverages, how in the world could I be an alcoholic? I would constantly be summoning sodas and juices and lemonades and other things, but not alcohol
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Denial Ganco12 years ago
Well, it doesn't say permanently.
I can just make money selling the drinks lol.
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Skuter9 years ago
Pussy fart
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PaintPaint 9 years ago
Yeah but what if the drinks you summon don't contain alcohol?
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Xx_GokuLuv69_xXlast year
good thing i was gonna get beer!!! XD XD XD XD XD (ps. i cant drik cause im 12!)
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Elite53639 years ago
This is 100% me all day, erry day
BellaRoseKozzy 9 years ago
every?
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End3rc0re3 years ago
just...don't drink. it"s that easy.
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BunnyPoop10 years ago
I don't drink alcohol so.... chocolate milk all the way
Pika Girl9 years ago
Yeah!
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Swshine3218 years ago
I do NOT want to be like my next door neighbours thank you
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