Will You Press The Button?

Agent_Pom_Pom 11 years ago

Oh well, I guess I'll just marry the person I love like a NORMAL person without bribing them. How boring.

TooManyFandoms1 9 years ago

I thought the same

Someone27 11 years ago

"Hey! If you marry me at this drive through wedding, I'll give you 20,000 million dollars to then immediately divorce me."

Moina 4 years ago

I like you’re style (I’m AroAce) and there would be no feelings involved, and also this button would completely crash the economy

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Mr.X543 10 years ago

Sounds like regular life just with money at the end

Hiphop75 10 years ago

I don't need any money to fall in love. If I used the money to win them over that is not love

LeonardoGolp 8 years ago

You don't NEED to fall in love, you can just marry them and then... Divorse them

Ross Cowie 13 years ago

the shitty romantic comedies just write themselves here

WhatsInAAName 11 years ago

There was a silent film in the 1920's with almost this exact premise. A man would inherit a huge fortune from his uncle, but only if he was married by a certain date.

mudDboi14122001 11 years ago

do you even need to ask

Mister-E 9 years ago

If we both like memes or games or both

ConnorT 10 years ago

So basically real life but rich once you marry. This is fucking easy and tgere is no downside.

ThePaulDude 10 years ago

So this is life with a seriously substantial payout? HELL YEAH!

Flameshot 10 years ago

MARRIAGE IS A PROBLEM FOR 14%?!

SinonMercer 8 years ago

Yes it is.

THE GREAT PAPYRUS 11 years ago

Already have perfect GF, no issues here.

PinkUglySlug 9 years ago

U R SAVAGE HYDRE

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Your-Face-is-Enforip 9 years ago

Time that I do as I'm told. I'm going to do it the old-fashioned way. B)

TheRadiantDehd 10 years ago

So... If I get married, I get unlimited money... Right? I was already planning on getting married eventually, so why wouldn't I? ... I'm lost

Ezekiel Martin 13 years ago

okay? so, i just have to do what billions of people have done, in the same way they did it?

WolfTamer 9 years ago

Wierd

Jyminaurus 11 years ago

You can get a drive through wedding and then have a real wedding reception later.

The_Green_Llama 6 years ago

Already married. I win.

Equoram 12 years ago

Psych, I'm engaged already~

Dragon_Ghoul23 11 years ago

already got a girl first step complete

Psycho_massacre 9 years ago

Be in a open relationship (not necessarily a real, serious one) then BOOM money and downside negated.

KaiRose 10 years ago

Already half done-ish

shadowtheif9 9 years ago

Bitch I’ll just marry myself, I’m fucking fabulous!

Bananaballs2014 10 years ago

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Pokefan123 9 years ago

This is: 1. 2 things in 1 2. Impossible 3. Part of a plague 4. Spelled wrong 5. STUUUUUUUUUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

triggeredfloof 2 years ago

so only good and no gold digers

imwaytolazy4thisshit 10 years ago

Seriously? Two things could happen. 1) You decide to wait, find the one, and as soon as you get married, retire and have a long ass honeymoon with lots of... food. Or 2) take a friend, go to veges, get 'em drunk, get married, get the money, divorce the next day. Either way, I get money.

Dogamer 6 years ago

Really this got approved?

LagginDragon 11 years ago

Who needs a ring when you have a belly button

timjames474 9 years ago

Damn i would do this cause imma be engaged soon anyway

Tesla02 7 years ago

If I press the button than I don't get the money until I get a wife. Aka, me and my new wife get to sit back and watch the stock markets crash on our wedding day.

GeorgeWest 10 years ago

Please... Don't break the economy...

prettygirlygamer 11 years ago

That is how true love is supposed to be! How is that a downside!?

JoeMammaFolamma 10 years ago

Basically how any relationship starts

bill nye the science gay 11 years ago

Divorce them ASAP

ILOVEPICKLES 9 years ago

I want someone to love me for me not my money anyway

Hdjsnfyskjushdb 4 years ago

The thing I would like to know is, if I get the money, the moment I press the button, or if I will get them after the marrige? Because that is kinda a huge factor for me if to press the button or not to press the button.

glitchybro 11 years ago

rnTman105rnGirl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe... [Show full comment]

Alla_acbar 9 years ago

the normal for year old creations

LeonShadowblade 10 years ago

No negatives I want someone who likes me for me not for my money,of which I now have infinite

Blobtastic 9 years ago

Our marriage would be her laying on the couch and me putting my dick in her ass with my head is through her legs

WhatsInAAName 11 years ago

I have already found and married someone without money so... I want my money please!

A_Random_Muffin 6 years ago

Just marry the person you love, they gave no time limit, so you could live a normal life then use the money to settle down into an early retirement, and to keep your family fed and happy

idontknow 12 years ago

Already have someone to marry, if only this were real.

VelocityRaptor28 11 years ago

bribe her

YourClassicYTer 9 years ago

There is no downside. I had plans at eight to do that. By that i mean the down side effect.

Sylvia Suaste 13 years ago

I can do the marriage with my own, I plan on being successful anyway, unlimited money is such an awesome bonus though O_O <3

Silverfire 10 years ago

So like real life

Ne3neg 9 years ago

What is the downside? I would just find someone to marry very very quickly. If I have unlimited money at that point, then I would just split it with them in a no-fault divorce immediately unless they actually wanted to stay married after discovering the ex... [Show full comment]

The Unknown 10 years ago

The most would only marry me for the Money ... not for true love

Achelol 10 years ago

Will pay someone to use their money on me

Hyltran 5 years ago

What if you already are married? I can’t explain the situation to my wife have a divorce and remarry? And if not can I have a divorce and the try to remarry her without explaining the situation?

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