Will You Press The Button?

DomZ1279 years ago

Cats Dont have owners, they have service

prid3-337 years ago

This is so true lol

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Purplesinister4 years ago

garfiled

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

“Press this button to become undead” *dies of laughter*

NightShade179 years ago

So I am an undying cat who can speak, and I have an owner that feeds me and gives me free massages whenever I meow... sounds good as long as I'm not fixed!

Lucaribro50110 years ago

I am the undying bane cat.

Ezra scarlet9 years ago

YES

ththomas95 years ago

I"d love too

MaxieLazuli8 years ago

1st: Kill owner, Hide evidence. 2nd: Get his money and start a Youtube/Stream gaming channel 3rd: Jackpot

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Nice

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genderlessperson9 years ago

Now I can be an asshole without being judged.

Wilbertbumbum9 years ago

litterally eternal youtube cat who can commentate games pewdiepie would have #2 most subscribers

2Random4Me7 years ago

Ight so I'll pull a Cheeto and run away from my owner. Then i can find someone who"s okay with me speaking. Problem solved

Thomas McDermott12 years ago

Who knows- maybe I could become Gamer Cat.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995 years ago

talk so much they leave because the"re so annoyed :D

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OliviaTheGreat9 years ago

So basically I'm Luna. Yeah I'm Luna.

Gio25897 years ago

You mean Soy Luna

Melsy9 years ago

Thacary Binx.

Jor_damn9 years ago

This is scarily well thought out

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago

I wish to be the eternal speaking cat.

Nathan Ho12 years ago

Run away from owner, plus because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Tricky8 years ago

The side effect is the good part in this one

Pauline Laing12 years ago

eh. one good "accidental house fire" will fix that good.

PugCraft7 years ago

lol, my family trusts me, and so i would tell them i turned into a cat... and i could have fun sisters lol, i see no downside rn

knife61311 years ago

Do I at least get to be in an anime about it?

quackadile9 years ago

Hello people

Satan666DARKLORD9 years ago

Sounds good

Zack Sampson12 years ago

Fuckin Zachary Binks.

DJEMDOWG9 years ago

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Fire_breathing_bitch_queen3 years ago

Wut

Dreamwarrior149 years ago

Go feral, and be awesome.

GalceonGod117 years ago

I'ma be the best no one was

Jaysha Washington9 years ago

i would feel weird not unconfortable

Ionlydidthistocomment4 years ago

Starts pressing faster

ðŸ˜ºKittenðŸ˜º10 years ago

My dream is to be a cat ðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜ºðŸ˜º

Jooooooooooooooosh8 years ago

So..... The Cat From Outer Space?

EmeraldBanker7 years ago

just like the movie 9 lives all over again. Au hell no Auuuu!

Maximaninn10 years ago

I hate cats

Nobody cares9 years ago

nobody says you can't run away

katkat9 years ago

Sounds pretty fun. Be a cat, live forever and freak people out by talking to them? No down side

andreithepotatoman3 years ago

*spear of justice playing in the background*

olvvvvlo9 years ago

I always wanted to know what the mouses tastes like, besides I can get fog lights for my eyes, great equilibrium high resistance to poisons and scares superstitious people, besides I can make a fortune uploading cat videos.