Will You Press The Button?

DomZ1279 years ago

Cats Dont have owners, they have service

prid3-337 years ago

This is so true lol

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Purplesinister4 years ago

garfiled

JamesTheBoi13 years ago

“Press this button to become undead” *dies of laughter*

NightShade179 years ago

So I am an undying cat who can speak, and I have an owner that feeds me and gives me free massages whenever I meow... sounds good as long as I'm not fixed!

Lucaribro50110 years ago

I am the undying bane cat.

Ezra scarlet9 years ago

YES

ththomas95 years ago

I"d love too

MaxieLazuli8 years ago

1st: Kill owner, Hide evidence. 2nd: Get his money and start a Youtube/Stream gaming channel 3rd: Jackpot

HeLlOiMsAm2 years ago

Nice

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genderlessperson9 years ago

Now I can be an asshole without being judged.

Wilbertbumbum9 years ago

litterally eternal youtube cat who can commentate games pewdiepie would have #2 most subscribers

2Random4Me7 years ago

Ight so I'll pull a Cheeto and run away from my owner. Then i can find someone who"s okay with me speaking. Problem solved

Thomas McDermott12 years ago

Who knows- maybe I could become Gamer Cat.

idiot_999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995 years ago

talk so much they leave because the"re so annoyed :D

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OliviaTheGreat9 years ago

So basically I'm Luna. Yeah I'm Luna.

Gio25897 years ago

You mean Soy Luna

Melsy9 years ago

Thacary Binx.

Jor_damn9 years ago

This is scarily well thought out

Frankie Gerhardt12 years ago

I wish to be the eternal speaking cat.

Nathan Ho12 years ago

Run away from owner, plus because of a past willyoupressthebutton which states that any button you press the side effect are negated it doesnt matter to me

Tricky8 years ago

The side effect is the good part in this one

Pauline Laing12 years ago

eh. one good "accidental house fire" will fix that good.

Otakumomoka9 years ago

Didn't press that. Lag

Callexio377 years ago

That is pointless

Melmo0008210 years ago

I WILL LIVE ON, UNDYING, CAT-LIKE. WE ARE ONE, WE ARE MANY.

ClockwiseSymphonylast year

I... what? What does it mean to have the situation one is in be destroyed?

logic and shit9 years ago

When you do speak. ...what?

prid3-337 years ago

Ok but being a cat would be the best you would have bo worries ever have a human slave and you can sleep whenever/wherever you want. Id push the button.. If I was single.

ipehorta11 years ago

What the?

Coolcon9 years ago

Cat the undying

Shiizachan8 years ago

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

diosrando3 years ago

undying? no please. but being a cat? yes please

UnknownPersonInTheWorld9 years ago

I would be garfield Haha

Icedragonsoul9 years ago

Undyne the cat.... Sounds good to me

Psychokiller5 years ago

BATTKE AGAINST A TRUE HERO INTENSIFIES*

LoganTheQuestionResponder10 years ago

Cats are so cool so yeah

ThatrandomGuy48 years ago

it should have been undyne the undying

Woof123457 years ago

Sounds like a shitty owner. Kill him with claws or love, you'll be free.

IDon'tKnowThinkForMe10 years ago

Eh. Just don't talk to my owner.

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xPro9 years ago

I am the batcat

Jo Harvell9 years ago

GARFIELD

boobojnr3 years ago

So I will become Morgana from persona 5

Ezra scarlet9 years ago

i would just kill my owner with my claws

SatanicPsycho6667 years ago

Find a new owner

Dougthepug4 years ago

Oh no step owner I got my d.ck stuck in the closet could you help me out

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