Have your first kid, then abort the second one. Now you can have the third and so on without penalty.
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Pro_Cream9 years ago
Just don’t have a second kid. No down side
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anxiousballoffluff9 years ago
My kidnapper is so kind as to take care of my child for me
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Santana9 years ago
Just get one kid
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AjStrat9 years ago
Who said i will have a second born
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FindTheLoophole9 years ago
Me the lesbian who won't have to worry about kids
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Kakkapissa12349 years ago
Poop
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Ughrble10 years ago
I don't even want children
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CameronCollins8 years ago
Only have one child
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Okarin9 years ago
I'm french, college is free
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HEHEHAHA3 years ago
I don't want chi
ldren yall
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TimmoBob9 years ago
Holy SH*T! That"s crazy, because I mean, you should live all your children equally, so you wouldn't press the button, but at the same time, you might, and just not have a second. But what if you have twins??? Sorry, George, you came three minutes after Fred, so you"re getting kidnapped????
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Triggeredhawkmemes10 years ago
*Won't have second child*
dankmemes1019 years ago
*Won't have a first child*
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Sporlings5 years ago
I don't have to have a second child.
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Diogenes10 years ago
Lol, it's good to live in a country that has free education :D
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Donutsu6 years ago
Adoption
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lexkonoichilast month
i have no child。well...
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lillyhathaway9 years ago
Someone else pays for my kids college... where"s the downside?
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spiral10 years ago
I never want two kids
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marxman9 years ago
*has first child* Time to get a vasectomy.
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Swamperaolo4 years ago
I don’t want a second child anyway, so easy choice
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David4life9 years ago
Then I will not have a 2nd kid
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DivyanshNegi6 years ago
I don't do sex twois
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QualityLuxury9 years ago
Only have one kid. No downside
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Xx_Bill Cipher_xX10 years ago
just have two guards guarding my wife's ummm you know what :S
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ThatOnePanda9 years ago
I could never has favoritism over anything / anyone..
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Japanese Yakuza10 years ago
Just have one kid!
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Beastmausi8 years ago
Here is the easiest solution... adopt
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TheGameFanatic2 years ago
I only want one kid
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Ricky_9610 years ago
I don't want kids
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HumanRepresentative698 years ago
he can't be kidnapped if you trade it in for a goat
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Cical9 years ago
what happens if you have one kid... or have one kid, he is born, then dies of illness, and then you can have more
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