You are never going to get raped by anyone or anything.
but
You are no longer able to feel aroused.
I will not

SigmaSupreme last year
Double negative.

TheFireman7 10 years ago
Why even bother. The chances of someone even wanting to rape me is less than the chance of me getting hit by a fucking plane

Just-another-girl 5 years ago
same except it"s being hit by a unicorn on a unicycle

FindTheLoophole 9 years ago
Any asexuals

Greninja19 2 years ago
Sup
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lazyPerfectionist 11 years ago
*Muffled asexual hysterical laughing* Who the fuck would turn down this offer?

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

LB72 10 years ago
What if I wanna get raped. What is my life anymore?

yesmann 6 years ago
life is like a fire, it gets worse and worse and then before you know it, nothing is left
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kath.dilemas 10 years ago
I don't want sex anyway

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

Ghost_Rider 6 years ago
If someone try’s raping me I’ll light em up like a Christmas tree

Becquerel Fike 13 years ago
Dude, I'm asexual. WIN-WIN SITUATION! :D

mrobertson2k 5 years ago
whatever
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xxGoldenAnimeWafflezxx 10 years ago
"Or anything"... Oh fuck my dog is back...

brebeenz 11 years ago
I'm asexual. I see no downside to this.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

Akram 11 years ago
Ever heard of hentai? lol

zackman18 11 years ago
Yeah who hasn't

DerpyPika666 11 years ago
*asexual laughter* I see no downside.

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

NanashiKitsune 12 years ago
*asexuals laugh in the distance*

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

AspisofAmethyst 8 years ago
I, like many others in the comment section, am asexual, so this works out perfectly.

Innocent_Insanity 9 years ago
I'm a celibate so this works perfectly for me

Opp33 9 years ago
Anything? Like car or a pc? 😂 😂

Saunamiäs 9 years ago
Dude i am already got raped so suck my.

Stanley Blaskiewicz 10 years ago
Just do it again and again till you did what u want so no one sees u

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

abcx 10 years ago
No upside.

the first fourth 11 years ago
I'm not getting raped by anyone anyways!

sigma leader 11 years ago
i carry a gun so

Tabitha Novak 13 years ago
Surprised that not many people have hit the button. For me it's a ++ both ways. I'm perfectly fine with a normal, non-perverted relationship thank you very much.

CoalCompany 6 years ago
So you"re asexual
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Fat Greta 11 years ago
How do you get raped by a thing? Besides I don't get raped, my ninja skills blow them away, literally

ThePaulDude 5 years ago
Anyone who claims that they"re asexual is just using it as a bullshit loophole when it"s not applicable.

Kevindabeast2004 10 years ago
God damn I'm a guy I ain't gay fuck no

Cinnayanny 8 years ago
I can read hentai without being scarred. I don't have to deal with love. WIN-WIN

Trusty MCoolGuy 10 years ago
Hyenas are asexual. A guy at the zoo told me! -famous quotes from the dumb kid in pre AP

CarryOnMyWaywardFeels 11 years ago
How do you get raped by something, and not a person?

BUTTONZ 11 years ago
u mean like everyday? im so sad

Louise Mawari Æðelred 13 years ago
No sex in the champagne room...

JovanPopovic 9 years ago
I pressed... Im now fine... Umm 😐 yeah...

Little_Queerdo 3 years ago
As an asexual with trauma, I'm pressing that button so hard

thegay 2 years ago
MY REASON EXACTLY

Recklesslion4455 11 years ago
im a guy sooo uhh

Corruptedglitch 11 years ago
Guys can get raped too, bro Allmitmakes is some unattractive women to force feed you some Viagra , while holding a gun in your face
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Talulha 6 years ago
Lmao I’m asexual jokes on u

Cazador de Luna Del Diablo 11 years ago
this person has clearly never had sex

Noble John 10 years ago
I ll take the risk. Most people I ve met in my life havent been raped.

Kats-Hates-Everything 9 years ago
I'm bisexual so FUCM

dankmemes101 9 years ago
This is a sad, sad autobiography from a pathetic fuckwad named Drtdyctgfhfgrgsgfrgg. He is an asshole, so I'm putting his pathetic comment all over this website as revenge. He hates people with autism and he hates asexuals. If you agree he should be punish... [Show full comment]

mr.whatface 11 years ago
Lose/lose. I know, I'm fucked up.

echoot 11 years ago
how do you rape a guy

spartan2029 11 years ago
up da butt ew wtf thats gross XD

Sepriolus 5 years ago
I'm a dude. It"s not like I care if it gets into something I don't want it in. Not hitting the button.

ThePaulDude 8 years ago
Why the fuck would anyone make something like this?

Benjieboy 10 years ago
1. I'm a guy 2. I need to be able to orgasm.

Vozella Demetri 13 years ago
Finally. My life won't be ruled by my hormones.

TimmyTheHobo 9 years ago
I get too many boners anyway.

Echothekirby953 10 years ago
Meh no downsides

Typlayss 11 years ago
You see I'm okay with my chances of not getting raped now so...

ComicSansBones 10 years ago
I'll basically have a erectile dysfunction

Roxely 11 years ago
Getting raped by someone hot.... so no, i will not

ExplicitCyan 6 years ago
Huh neat i guess i"m gay now

Bennjaminnnnn 9 years ago
I don’t mind getting raped so
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