You find a way how to cure cancer
but
you get herpes
I will not


Price5119 years ago
I don't care. In fact, if you include any type of herpes, over 90% of the population has a strain of herpes. So, this doesn't make sense.

LennyTheTomato9 years ago
Well, the majority of people have herpes without knowing it. Besides, herpes isn't dangerous.

QualityLuxury8 years ago
Ahhh, an Adam ruins Everything fan.

LennyTheTomato9 years ago
Meh, the majority has herpes without knowing it anyway. Besides, it's not dangerous.

Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin12 years ago
if i can find a cure for cancer i can surely find a cure for herpes

Gracicorn157 years ago
TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt Right now Cancer is incurable and 1/25 of the U.S. has it. It can and is known for being a fatal disease. But if someone can find the cure for a usually fatal disease, then I'm pretty sure that they can find a cure for some sores.
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AyaMayume10 years ago
A few weeks of discomfort for a resolution to an invasive and nearly incurable disease? I'll patent the cure and be set for life! YES!

NotTheProtagonist2 years ago
…So what you’re saying is that you will find a way to profit off of the cure to cancer? See, capitalism is the only reason why I think the human race, collectively, DOESN’T deserve a cure for cancer. Treatments are okay, but not cures.

AFellowStargazer7 years ago
Now that I realize it, canker sores are a type of herpes.

Ryla227 years ago
Herpes isn't actually that bad....

0IIIIII7 years ago
Herpes is a manageable condition

Stephen Elliott12 years ago
I will gladly sacrifice myself for mankind

UnsoundSavage9 years ago
Mankind is stupid tho people get mad at everything I'll sacrifice myself for good people and that's it

The_Quiz_Creator8 years ago
And there is a cure but only for certain types of cancer.

ABDL God9 years ago
Oh I Am Way Beyond Herpes

Horny Preteen9 years ago
Oh I Am Way Beyond Herpes

Eore22110 years ago
1. Herps is cureable 2. It doesn't say what kind if herps. It could just he a coldsore

Esther Elise Langørgen Fredriksen12 years ago
Oh noes, not already totally curable herpes!

HomeTaleUniverse9 years ago
thisss

Kyle Boyes12 years ago
Never said what KIND of herpes. I'll be ok with a few cold sores now and then

Sans And Papyrus9 years ago
+ id e-mail the pepole who made That Dragon, Cancer and tell them the awesome news!
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ZaneP12 years ago
Um there already are cancer cures, they're just suppressed because chemo is worth a lot of money per year.

Coaster7 years ago
Chemo is a treatment, not a cure. Most forms of cancer do not have a cure.

Traeval9 years ago
Sacrifice for the greater good. Besides, there's treatment for herpes if not a cure.

I_na7 years ago
downside? if i get herpes i can get cured

Yaychikken5007 years ago
yeah no thanks... sorry

ALP10029 years ago
herpes, FUCK THAT IDC ABOUT CURING CANCER IF I GET FUCKING HERPES!

Lucas-PusherOfButtons8 years ago
If I die from herpes (Btw, if you can't die from herpes, sorry) then it"s better for my death to stop the death of others rather than cancer contouring and ending people"s lives because I was selfish.

phantastiic9 years ago
Freaking greater good

DrewDaBom9 years ago
Cancer has no Medical Cure. Cancer is a Genetic Error in your cells brought on by radiation

J8DENTHECANADIAN3 years ago
Bonus: with my newfound genius I could go back in time and give Hitler herpes,Not like that of course but bye “adding the infectious material to his glass of water

oswin11 years ago
I'll just use Herpexia.

The_Quiz_Creator8 years ago
If you create a cure for cancer Millions of people will live.

Memes-make-dreams7 years ago
38% are selfish

Nickilopilis9 years ago
i already have herpes anyways

agreen888d9 years ago
There already is a cure for cancer but the gov is hiding it from us

DarkDragonBoss9 years ago
Never Heard Of Herpes......

*beast*9 years ago
Sunglasses Bitch.

Prism8 years ago
I can cure thy herpes

oldnotweak10 years ago
cancer cure is worth billions of dollars... i could deal with herpes for billions of dollars... not to mention being a hero to the world

MichaelWesterdahl8 years ago
They never said what TYPE of herpies! It can be type one (on the mouth) or type two (on the cock) , and type two ain't visible so HAHA

Chn9 years ago
4/5 people already have herpes in some form ex. minor case, so minor the person with them doesnt even realize... no downside

sa79 years ago
IF I FOUND A DISEASE FOR CANCER.... THEN HERPES WOULDNT EVEN BE A CHALLENGE

IBeatMyMeatToFeetOnSeats6 years ago
A small price to pay for salvation

Heather Greene12 years ago
Totally worth it.

lantu9 years ago
No especifica si en los genitales o en la boca, sea en donde sea, me sacrificaria porque el herpes se puede curar, en cambio el cancer no!

Quinn920 9 years ago
There's already a cure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ifredward8 years ago
If I cure cancer I get a random STD? That"s weird. . .

Killer King 198 9 years ago
Already been found

Megamike4210 years ago
It's better to cure others than myself.

Tonto el que lo lea9 years ago
i can find a cure for herpes

Just_a_guy_named_niek3 years ago
Imma het herpes then!!!

Frankyboy11 years ago
you mean Herpes labialis, right?

Jasmine Duthie12 years ago
I'll do it.

Kermit555669 years ago
Its called a sacrififce

[email protected]9 years ago
herpes kinda has a treatment, but a cure for cancer? nope there is no cure now, but if I can cure this evil than anything is worth the price

Migdin19 years ago
There are cures, but they cost alot to make i think.

Busted_Cranium9 years ago
Its not like anyones gonna bang me anyways.
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