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You find a way how to cure cancer
but
you get herpes
Next


Price5119 years ago
I don't care. In fact, if you include any type of herpes, over 90% of the population has a strain of herpes. So, this doesn't make sense.

LennyTheTomato9 years ago
Well, the majority of people have herpes without knowing it. Besides, herpes isn't dangerous.

QualityLuxury8 years ago
Ahhh, an Adam ruins Everything fan.

LennyTheTomato9 years ago
Meh, the majority has herpes without knowing it anyway. Besides, it's not dangerous.

Cian GeirSveinbjörn Mac Eoin12 years ago
if i can find a cure for cancer i can surely find a cure for herpes

Gracicorn157 years ago
TonightBladeJoinsTheHunt Right now Cancer is incurable and 1/25 of the U.S. has it. It can and is known for being a fatal disease. But if someone can find the cure for a usually fatal disease, then I'm pretty sure that they can find a cure for some sores.
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AyaMayume10 years ago
A few weeks of discomfort for a resolution to an invasive and nearly incurable disease? I'll patent the cure and be set for life! YES!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago
…So what you’re saying is that you will find a way to profit off of the cure to cancer? See, capitalism is the only reason why I think the human race, collectively, DOESN’T deserve a cure for cancer. Treatments are okay, but not cures.

AFellowStargazer7 years ago
Now that I realize it, canker sores are a type of herpes.

Stephen Elliott12 years ago
I will gladly sacrifice myself for mankind

UnsoundSavage9 years ago
Mankind is stupid tho people get mad at everything I'll sacrifice myself for good people and that's it

Ryla228 years ago
Herpes isn't actually that bad....

0IIIIII8 years ago
Herpes is a manageable condition

The_Quiz_Creator9 years ago
And there is a cure but only for certain types of cancer.

ABDL God10 years ago
Oh I Am Way Beyond Herpes

Horny Preteen10 years ago
Oh I Am Way Beyond Herpes

Esther Elise Langørgen Fredriksen12 years ago
Oh noes, not already totally curable herpes!

HomeTaleUniverse9 years ago
thisss

Eore22110 years ago
1. Herps is cureable 2. It doesn't say what kind if herps. It could just he a coldsore

Kyle Boyes12 years ago
Never said what KIND of herpes. I'll be ok with a few cold sores now and then

Sans And Papyrus9 years ago
+ id e-mail the pepole who made That Dragon, Cancer and tell them the awesome news!
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ZaneP12 years ago
Um there already are cancer cures, they're just suppressed because chemo is worth a lot of money per year.

Coaster7 years ago
Chemo is a treatment, not a cure. Most forms of cancer do not have a cure.

Anonumous7 years ago
wtf is herpes

CrashBandicoot7 years ago
That"s wut I sed

least310 years ago
They can cure herpes

Malte_DI18 years ago
Most people already have a form of herpes without knowing so....

76wwe9 years ago
could get the herpes cured also

LongLeafBlade11 years ago
I'd save millions... by killing myself... like Jesus!

SoulAblaze8 years ago
Most people have herpes. Herpes doesn't necessarily have to be bad. Most people can't even tell they have herpes.

Google Chrome9 years ago
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Sans And Papyrus9 years ago
theres multiple cancers! almost every sick person has a different cancer!

Patri7 years ago
The solution is obvious here

Adre Adri9 years ago
Meh .. Hard one

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago
I already got that. WIN

MohamadMogharbel8 years ago
It doesn't come back It hasn't for 3 years.

Alarju9 years ago
deal! may all humanity enjoy my legacy

pewdiepies friend10 years ago
MY MOM DIED FROM CANCER!!!!!! I WOULD GET HURPIES FOR HELPING STOPPING IT

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago
Save myself save the world

oswin11 years ago
I'll just use Herpexia.

pdharr9 years ago
herpes are no big deal just watch Adam ruins everything if you don't believe me

CrashBandicoot7 years ago
Wuts here"s? 😕😕😕😕

fireboltqueen10 years ago
There are already several cures for cancer

swgrisiaf9 years ago
lol herpes? they are nothing CMOEPARED TO ME BALSLZ

infinite gaming10 years ago
Dont have cancer so idont give a shit

SabrinaPinchevski8 years ago
I PRESSED THE BUTTON!

Dokyungsoome11 years ago
@Longleafblade.....herpes don't kill you...

Drundor8 years ago
Fuck curing cancer. if Inger herpes, then how will I get laid?

Poopman128 years ago
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Traeval10 years ago
Sacrifice for the greater good. Besides, there's treatment for herpes if not a cure.

I_na7 years ago
downside? if i get herpes i can get cured

Yaychikken5008 years ago
yeah no thanks... sorry

ALP10029 years ago
herpes, FUCK THAT IDC ABOUT CURING CANCER IF I GET FUCKING HERPES!

Lucas-PusherOfButtons8 years ago
If I die from herpes (Btw, if you can't die from herpes, sorry) then it"s better for my death to stop the death of others rather than cancer contouring and ending people"s lives because I was selfish.

phantastiic9 years ago
Freaking greater good

DrewDaBom10 years ago
Cancer has no Medical Cure. Cancer is a Genetic Error in your cells brought on by radiation

J8DENTHECANADIAN3 years ago
Bonus: with my newfound genius I could go back in time and give Hitler herpes,Not like that of course but bye “adding the infectious material to his glass of water

oswin11 years ago
I'll just use Herpexia.

The_Quiz_Creator9 years ago
If you create a cure for cancer Millions of people will live.

Memes-make-dreams7 years ago
38% are selfish
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