Will You Press The Button?

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29932 (53%) 26930 (47%)

29932 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 26930 (47%) did not.

You instantly end war, hunger, disease and poverty forever in the entire world, ushering the entire human race into a golden era of everlasting prosperity and well-being, and everyone will remember you forever as the greatest pillar of mankind that has ever been

but

you have to die in excruciating pain after long and unspeakable torture.

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shfrUwU 7 months ago

有人已经替我按过了

CrunchyNapkins 10 years ago

Im coming to heaven Harambe Wait for me!!

D_YellowMadness 2 years ago

@KilluaGodSlayer: "LONG and excruciating torture"

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15shawt 10 years ago

Why r u getting tortured if there is no war

TuroKK007 8 years ago

Because every pharmaceutical company will go bankrupt

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naterbaterchickentater 10 years ago

I mean like, I am not the only person on this app, which means somebody already pressed this button. Soooo.... yeah. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Kelvingtsfan 5 years ago

Ikr

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ML 4 years ago

ooh...

BartoTOS64 10 years ago

It"s for the greater good

LordEnder_Kitty 2 years ago

THE GREATER GOOD

Yoshipresser321 10 years ago

I am now Jesus if I press the button neat

dinojl 9 years ago

Who are you, brave sir? I am... MECHA-JESUS!!

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Murderouspikachu 9 years ago

If only i were a masochist

QuintynWallace 9 years ago

Thats the cost of being the hero. You don't get to see the end. You just put the parts into play and die. You know what you just gotta have faith. Ain't that a bitch.

TuroKK007 8 years ago

Without war, hunger, disease and poverty there will be no natural selection and the planet gets uninhabitable because of overpopulation. So the golden age is a lie.

L1feDRAIN 10 years ago

What a torture is it, if here is no war? Well, after a great life I will fall into a deep depress and suicide. DONE!

AidanWithAnA 6 years ago

You are destined to die after a painful torture, there is no way to escape it.

zikry 9 years ago

If i was the "Greatest pillar of Mankind" for EVERYONE than who would want to kill me?

TuroKK007 8 years ago

The ex pharmaceutical companies

I-like-cheese 9 years ago

The worlds supposed to end after that peace so it can’t be endless

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago

But I like giving pain not receiving it

You-said 9 years ago

I'm gonna go to heaven bios yes wait for meh GodNot a bad person

Gamingmonkey 9 years ago

It"s doing a favour for the world it"s kindness

Sharks88 10 years ago

What would jesus do ? Probably he would say fuck this shit and go to mcdonalds

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Wait. How do i get tortured if theres no war, and if i am seen as the hero, why do people hate me?

TeamKobus2 10 years ago

Who else would torture a hero?

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Evbob09 last year

If we rid the world of pain, joy will never be appreciated

Cinnble 9 years ago

DANGIT CURSE MY SELFLESSNESS!!! *slams button* GOODBYE WORLD!!!!

cyguy 10 years ago

i am jesus

Beauty101 10 years ago

I'm coming for you freckled Jesus

fishe 5 years ago

overpopulation

thatfluffykarkitty 10 years ago

take one for da team

Niggerswitch 8 years ago

I get tourture i thougt it was peas

Killzone337 9 years ago

If u qay jes to never die way not

Cdt0925 10 years ago

Jesus 2.0

I LOOK AT U 11 years ago

y de hel not

Z0m41e 8 years ago

Found u

KawiiGirlHarley 10 years ago

This contradicts itself

LordEnder_Kitty 2 years ago

Fuck that! When I die, everything ceases to be. (yes, that's how I've decided it works, lol)

Gurlonfire12 9 years ago

Hell yes I'm ending everything bad about this world and getting to explore the afterlife

ololololooooooeeeeeeee 5 years ago

lol lets see who else is here from 2021 or later

AllieLlama 9 years ago

I'll do it. To make people happy.

Castro1688 10 years ago

Least I will be remembered...

Poetheboss 10 years ago

JESUS

EvilFlower20XX 10 years ago

LOSE/LOSE

Soot 8 years ago

Hey at least the others lived

Tauru17 9 years ago

...so I become Jesus?

Murderouspikachu 9 years ago

Basically

LARGER 10 years ago

WHY

yawutheawu 9 years ago

Hell no

Yaaas 10 years ago

The world would be boring without problems

Wackiekebab 10 years ago

But...but why...

EmilStvring 8 years ago

Im just gonna fimd a another button its make worldpeace

Buggaboo4 9 years ago

The 37% of people that didn't press the button are selfish.

BanHammerBrothers 8 years ago

if there is only good you cant die

Thomas12 11 years ago

ok

IndiKani 10 years ago

I'm female

Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark 2 years ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

MirandaLong 9 years ago

any down side?

Jigar 5 years ago

People love me they will protect me

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