Will You Press The Button?

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28560 (53%) 25149 (47%)

28560 (53%) people have pressed this button, while 25149 (47%) did not.

You instantly end war, hunger, disease and poverty forever in the entire world, ushering the entire human race into a golden era of everlasting prosperity and well-being, and everyone will remember you forever as the greatest pillar of mankind that has ever been

but

you have to die in excruciating pain after long and unspeakable torture.

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Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark4 months ago

Thats so evil and twisted and dark

CrunchyNapkins9 years ago

Im coming to heaven Harambe Wait for me!!

D_YellowMadness2 months ago

@KilluaGodSlayer: "LONG and excruciating torture"

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15shawt9 years ago

Why r u getting tortured if there is no war

TuroKK0076 years ago

Because every pharmaceutical company will go bankrupt

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naterbaterchickentater8 years ago

I mean like, I am not the only person on this app, which means somebody already pressed this button. Soooo.... yeah. I'm just gonna leave it at that.

Kelvingtsfan3 years ago

Ikr

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ML3 years ago

ooh...

BartoTOS648 years ago

It"s for the greater good

LordEnder_Kitty10 months ago

THE GREATER GOOD

Murderouspikachu7 years ago

If only i were a masochist

Yoshipresser3218 years ago

I am now Jesus if I press the button neat

dinojl7 years ago

Who are you, brave sir? I am... MECHA-JESUS!!

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QuintynWallace7 years ago

Thats the cost of being the hero. You don't get to see the end. You just put the parts into play and die. You know what you just gotta have faith. Ain't that a bitch.

TuroKK0076 years ago

Without war, hunger, disease and poverty there will be no natural selection and the planet gets uninhabitable because of overpopulation. So the golden age is a lie.

L1feDRAIN9 years ago

What a torture is it, if here is no war? Well, after a great life I will fall into a deep depress and suicide. DONE!

AidanWithAnA5 years ago

You are destined to die after a painful torture, there is no way to escape it.

zikry7 years ago

If i was the "Greatest pillar of Mankind" for EVERYONE than who would want to kill me?

TuroKK0076 years ago

The ex pharmaceutical companies

I-like-cheese7 years ago

The worlds supposed to end after that peace so it can’t be endless

Cocoacuphead7 years ago

But I like giving pain not receiving it

You-said7 years ago

I'm gonna go to heaven bios yes wait for meh GodNot a bad person

Gamingmonkey7 years ago

It"s doing a favour for the world it"s kindness

Sharks888 years ago

What would jesus do ? Probably he would say fuck this shit and go to mcdonalds

TeamKobus28 years ago

Wait. How do i get tortured if theres no war, and if i am seen as the hero, why do people hate me?

TeamKobus28 years ago

Who else would torture a hero?

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cyguy9 years ago

i am jesus

Cinnble7 years ago

DANGIT CURSE MY SELFLESSNESS!!! *slams button* GOODBYE WORLD!!!!

fishe3 years ago

overpopulation

Beauty1019 years ago

I'm coming for you freckled Jesus

thatfluffykarkitty9 years ago

take one for da team

Niggerswitch7 years ago

I get tourture i thougt it was peas

I LOOK AT U9 years ago

y de hel not

Z0m41e7 years ago

Found u

Killzone3377 years ago

If u qay jes to never die way not

Cdt09258 years ago

Jesus 2.0

Gurlonfire127 years ago

Hell yes I'm ending everything bad about this world and getting to explore the afterlife

KawiiGirlHarley9 years ago

This contradicts itself

LordEnder_Kitty10 months ago

Fuck that! When I die, everything ceases to be. (yes, that's how I've decided it works, lol)

Castro16889 years ago

Least I will be remembered...

ololololooooooeeeeeeee4 years ago

lol lets see who else is here from 2021 or later

AllieLlama8 years ago

I'll do it. To make people happy.

Soot7 years ago

Hey at least the others lived

Poetheboss8 years ago

JESUS

EvilFlower20XX9 years ago

LOSE/LOSE

LARGER8 years ago

WHY

Tauru177 years ago

...so I become Jesus?

Murderouspikachu7 years ago

Basically

yawutheawu7 years ago

Hell no

Yaaas9 years ago

The world would be boring without problems

Buggaboo48 years ago

The 37% of people that didn't press the button are selfish.

Wackiekebab9 years ago

But...but why...

EmilStvring7 years ago

Im just gonna fimd a another button its make worldpeace

Thomas129 years ago

ok

BanHammerBrothers7 years ago

if there is only good you cant die

MirandaLong7 years ago

any down side?

IndiKani9 years ago

I'm female

Danniboy12348 years ago

I'm pretty sure we only need 1 person to press the button.. not 11087!!!!!!

Jacksharkquack9 years ago

I'd rather live.

Jigar4 years ago

People love me they will protect me

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