Will You Press The Button?

Maharid2 months ago

So i will be Jack Dawson? No, thanks.

Calmdown89 years ago

I will have milions of bodyguards with me

Animaly7 years ago

Half a million will be assassins

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wisecrack39 years ago

never said tey want me dead, maybe they fall out of the sky, maybe they want hugs, maye they are hot chicks looking to fuck(batman strikes again)

YoniGonzalezVandeVen7 years ago

The assassins can run past and you have to avoid them by not bumping did not say there were coming for me

icell4 years ago

this is where bodyguards come in

coffhar7 years ago

I try to avoid assassins anyway. It doesn't come up often, but still.

DarkOverlord28 years ago

I would have very well trained warriors as my most trusted bodyguards so the assassins would have to get through them first

Pika Girl9 years ago

I would be the assassin

FantasyKitten8 years ago

Hm.....I think i"d still be the king/queen but hiding as a assassin!

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Cathy Qiu12 years ago

I feel like this would be really fun actually.

insertrandomnameXD4 years ago

yeah, with half of the people in the world trying to kill you

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AVAGINTZ7 years ago

ahem im a GIRL y u assumin my gender!!!!

Braxbro7 years ago

First order - make a lead lined mech suit with titanium armor and framing, comfortable interior, USB relays in the hands that lead to the cockpit, insane amounts of guns, etc. fire all bodyguards when assembled, then when i get in, never get out.

DragonfuryMH7 years ago

So long as they"re not my Skyrim character.

Somerandomwizard7 years ago

Ooh they can try >:)

iSoul7 years ago

Actually this would bring 500 times as much adventure into my life than my future career, which would probably be busting my butt for 15 hours in a cubicle

ImNotAFish8 years ago

If you became king of the world there would be assassins reguardless

RNJR8 years ago

Well I better get in shape.

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

Sorry I mean queen!!

Chimpmunklady8 years ago

I mean I'm already king!

Zletro8 years ago

The best way to avoid assassins is to become one

Assassin-king8 years ago

That"s why I became the assassin king

Tobias Stadler12 years ago

1 word: YOLO

Emily Turgeon12 years ago

It seems like this would be an obvious price to pay.

Brandon Gerholdt12 years ago

That's a norm as a person in power. i love that i had the atomic bomb as my effect and then i get this question. press the button for king of the world and i blow it up

kakajoju10 years ago

Hmm :D ašašin xD

Snefxo9 years ago

Become a assasssin?

jshaw719 years ago

As I am I am not ready to be king of the world, screw the assassins, I would worry I'd screw up the world...

wisecrack39 years ago

never said tey want me dead, maybe they fall out of the sky, maybe they want hugs, maye they are hot chicks looking to fuck(batman strikes again)

cactuscookie3 years ago

enemies to lovers?

Mcgamergirl9 years ago

Im the king, Im the force, Im love, Im life, Im assassin!

Austin Whitlow12 years ago

i would be the king of assassins as well

TheFriendlyGamer5 years ago

Maybe the assassins work for me

shitbird9 years ago

King of the world? I'd Rather stay home pressing buttons...

CallumL8 years ago

You would have all the power I think that you could get enough protection to keep assassins from killing you

SummerBlank9 years ago

Crowd: "All hail King..." Me: AAAHHHHH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSASSIN FUCKS!!! *grabs miniature gatling gun* Me: DIIIIIIIIE YOUUUUUU BAAAAAAAASSSTAAAAAAAARRRRDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!