First order - make a lead lined mech suit with titanium armor and framing, comfortable interior, USB relays in the hands that lead to the cockpit, insane amounts of guns, etc. fire all bodyguards when assembled, then when i get in, never get out.
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DragonfuryMH9 years ago
So long as they"re not my Skyrim character.
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Somerandomwizard9 years ago
Ooh they can try >:)
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iSoul9 years ago
Actually this would bring 500 times as much adventure into my life than my future career, which would probably be busting my butt for 15 hours in a cubicle
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ImNotAFish9 years ago
If you became king of the world there would be assassins reguardless
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RNJR9 years ago
Well I better get in shape.
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Chimpmunklady9 years ago
Sorry I mean queen!!
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Chimpmunklady9 years ago
I mean I'm already king!
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Tobias Stadler13 years ago
1 word: YOLO
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Emily Turgeon13 years ago
It seems like this would be an obvious price to pay.
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Brandon Gerholdt13 years ago
That's a norm as a person in power. i love that i had the atomic bomb as my effect and then i get this question. press the button for king of the world and i blow it up
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TheFriendlyGamer6 years ago
Maybe the assassins work for me
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shitbird11 years ago
King of the world? I'd Rather stay home pressing buttons...
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CallumL9 years ago
You would have all the power I think that you could get enough protection to keep assassins from killing you
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SummerBlank11 years ago
Crowd: "All hail King..."
Me: AAAHHHHH, GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ASSASSIN FUCKS!!!
*grabs miniature gatling gun*
Me: DIIIIIIIIE YOUUUUUU BAAAAAAAASSSTAAAAAAAARRRRDSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
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IMAGENIUS10 years ago
Soooooooooooooo...............
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xXplosionXx11 years ago
Avoiding yourself is not recommended.
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AVAGINTZ8 years ago
i can pay the to leave me alone because i just got 1 million buckaroos
ima gangsta queen!!!
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Kithlin11 years ago
God is the king
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Randomfrag11 years ago
Never said who the assassins were after.
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Terraform Trent12 years ago
Too much responsibility for me.
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TypicalGamer10 years ago
I Hart this one
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BeansOnButter9 years ago
That"s pretty much what every king is doing
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Lauren Culp13 years ago
sounds fun
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Pacifist_Sans10 years ago
The assassins could sneak up behind me and kill me without even being seen!
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Crynxii11 years ago
BAWDY GUARDS! 11! 1! !!
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Stick blender11 years ago
I hate responsibilities
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ApocalypseGamer8 years ago
At least I would have a bunch of royal guards to fight with me
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SPACEJUMPER 900011 years ago
just make assassins illegal!
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MgtakillerMc10 years ago
You just hire security guards
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Brandon Stodden13 years ago
I'd be dead by the end of the week
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EyeofEndor_Gamer11 years ago
I would just 360 no-scope them
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TheMemer10 years ago
I'd be constantly guarded. and I'd have all known assassins executed
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hzwss1142 months ago
乐子
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Crisycrab11 years ago
Great logic!
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ScottishCookie4 years ago
Me who"s a woman: Q U E E N
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KevoGamin11 years ago
Make the security very VERY strict in getting into the king's quarters.
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