Your organs regrow and renew, allowing infinite life
but
You must gouge out your eyes with a rusty fork every day.
I will not


Twisted_and_Evil_and_Dark9 months ago
Who's forcing me? I'll kill them TEXASSSS SMASHHHHH

VelocityRaptor289 years ago
at first i was like FUCK YES THAT SOUNDS AWESOME *looks at downside* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE (i can handle violence until it goes to the eyes)

Gravityfallsfan2 years ago
MY EYES ARE SENSITIVE EVEN WHEN NOTHING TOUCHES THEM
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Weerwet10 years ago
So that also means I get back my foreskin? Worth it. I'd buy a bunch of dolls, and since they belong to me, so do their eyes. So if I gouge out the eyes of a doll I own, I'm technically gouging out my own eyes.

Average_Satan_Enjoyer2 years ago
Good idea! :D
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E-coli8 years ago
Who the fuck wants to live forever I want to die right now

Archer_shoob4 years ago
Can find internal happiness longer
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Archer_shoob4 years ago
I would throw up all over of i saw someone dping that

AleX)289 years ago
I read "orgasms" instead of "organs" first :D

CheeseburgerFreedomMan7 years ago
If you get old just regrow it

CastorDarkHeart8 years ago
Anesthetics are a thing you know. Numb your eyes and the surrounding tissues: et voila, no pain eye gouging.

Atomicman9608 years ago
That"s FUCKING METAL

dinojl8 years ago
Upside?

Mike89108 years ago
why would anyone want immortality without an opt out clause?

ahermitt 10 years ago
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Archer_shoob4 years ago
#true

18ferran10 years ago
You'll get used yo it

shadowdrift4510 years ago
pain killers

Ynan10 years ago
like in that song "Who wants to live forever?" everyone else would die and you would go through emotional and physical agony every day and what happens when the world ends you float around in space having your head blown off every day... yeah screw that

Bryan Hall12 years ago
smoke a bowl, poke the eyes. they grow back.. im ok with this.

Ahmad Iksi12 years ago
And if I had two other eyes without any nerve ?

jdchocolate9 years ago
you would get used to it... SO YES

Chess_Player8 years ago
no upside. I don't wanna live so long everyone I know dies and I become lonely.

1number2 years ago
Ima just sell all my organs, including my eyes, because You would just get used to it. Try replacing the fork with a lit match and i'll reconsider

Sigitplayz10 years ago
Yyyyyy

JoshuaRyanG9 years ago
ill get use to it

Babes9 years ago
No. My eyes are too good to go every day.

Re2pect10 years ago
You would get used to it after the first twenty days. Plus you probably won't feel anything cause u will be in shock.

Imastrangeone5 years ago
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOO

koiran10 years ago
Girl: am I pretty? Boy: no Girl: do you even want to be with me forever?rnBoy: nornGirl: do you even like me?rnBoy: nornGirl: would you cry if I walked awayrnBoy: nornShe'd heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyesrnThe boy grabbe...[Show full comment]

Killaboi9367 years ago
I couldn’t die? FUCK THAT*never hits button again*

Annea9 years ago
Eh. You'd get used to it.

(*_*)9 years ago
noooooooooooooooooooo thanks. Every day? NOOOOOOOO

bluejay10 years ago
your eyes would grow back anyway

RCdabest9 years ago
wtf is the upside, imortality sucks

Hyltran3 years ago
Use some local anesthetic you can donate your organs daly and save many peoples life.

MrStealYoGirl10 years ago
Anaesthetic.

Kitsu19898 years ago
All aboard the nope train next stop hell no

TheAwesomePurpleOwl8 years ago
We"re do I get my ticket

Not Here10 years ago
I'll get loads of glass eyes.

ChronicleRahl9 years ago
As I writer I love violence, and like the fact that they eyes make for good torture. But when it comes to my eyes, unless I feel no pain, can't do it.

ABS_Page9 years ago
Not the eyes. Nooooo way.

Elky Chocolate9 years ago
Who would want to live forever?

Drakor2 years ago
ehh it regrows and over time i'll get used to the pain, it'll be hell someone to open a trash bag full of eyeballs tho lol

Fedxftw8 years ago
Sell your kidneys for around 364,000 dollars each

JuuzouFanb0y4 years ago
wtf man

west49cool511 years ago
Seems like a literal hell on earth.

sentientbutton9 years ago
oh hell no!

madmantan8779 years ago
Sounds like a normal thursday night to me

chantheboss10 years ago
Nasty

Theamazo7 years ago
So basically being blind but living 4ever?

Master Buttoner10 years ago
Gross... But if it doesn't hurt... Idc

Pingurules8 years ago
U P S I D E ? ? ?

Bill B.9 years ago
You would regenerate your eyes

TheMagician1318 years ago
What I want to know is WHO WOULD PRESS YES ON THIS
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