Will You Press The Button?

Aldebaran_Smith 8 months ago

Wheelchair

DungeonMaster25 11 years ago

My ideal life would be to not feel pain. LOOPHOLES

DrInconsiderate 9 years ago

You won't feel pain even when you have your hand on a hot pot

Justin Frank 13 years ago

In my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk

paltil 8 years ago

Same

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TechMark 9 years ago

my ideal life would have me with super powers including telekenisis letting me float everywhere

AssassinBoi 9 years ago

But... In my ideal life I would never stub a toe or feel like I'm stubbing one. Paradox?

tessiebear 11 years ago

Just fly duh

s_exybeast 8 years ago

in my ideal life I’d have a fucking flying wheelchair

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid 8 years ago

Okay, let"s think about this. If I wanted to press this, I would make myself immune to the feeling of stubbing my toe, or actually stubbing it. I would make myself taller than anybody that teases me for being short, and be able to break any law or rule wit... [Show full comment]

Ryan3nd3r 4 years ago

That, is SMORT

VirginiaHB 8 years ago

That’s a living hell

CorrosiveStar0 9 years ago

Well i clicked a button and I don't have legs I have wings and I can fly at 150 MPH! So HELL YEAH!!

MoistBiscuit 9 years ago

One word...........moped

Hamburger Guy 9 years ago

My life is already ideal

jkmc1205 10 years ago

Then it wouldn't be an ideal life.

CMHammond 11 years ago

In a ideal life, ignoring the countless other things, anyone who stubs their toe(s) doesn't feel anything, and it doesn't get damaged.

Tim Lowery 13 years ago

oh look satin made a thing...

jaymock7 10 years ago

I think he means satin like the material

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Noah Warkentine 13 years ago

My ideal life is one in which I never stub my toe. Eat it.

Electric Dinosaur 10 years ago

It said it feels like it

Nathan Tebedo 13 years ago

In your Ideal life you could have a Meca-Suit that would walk you around, thus eliminating the toes problem

Luqueasaur 11 years ago

You FEEL you stub your toe, you don't necessarily do

mrdeth232 11 years ago

eventually you'll get used to it

NyanCat Lily 10 years ago

Id ride a hoverbord

LFC_NINJA_99 11 years ago

But if I live my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk=)-/-=

Foodislove 9 years ago

My ideal life is where I can fly

Samantha26 10 years ago

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Void_Mayonnaise 5 years ago

One word Skateboard

Bff11284 11 years ago

My Ideal Life Would include hover Boards,Then.

LemaxGoodwin 9 years ago

So I'll be in a wheelchair, I can live with that. lol

Chickenlord1501 12 years ago

Then wear better shoes.

EntityZer0 7 years ago

So I will jump

Blue Shrooms 10 years ago

deal with the pain

lh0000 10 years ago

in my ideal life that wouldn't happen

mighetto 11 years ago

but in my ideal life I wouldn't stub my toes every time I walk :/

RGPZ 8 years ago

Its Called A Wheel Chair

Slider4569 11 years ago

Use a wheelchair

meatloave 5 months ago

'stubbing my toe' while wearing my steel toe work shoes.

paratela 11 years ago

You have pressed the button 100% did not press the button Dafug?

Lzke 9 years ago

In my Ideal life I can fly and levitate

Swisses 12 years ago

It hurts just thinking about it

SwagCat 10 years ago

In my ideal life i just sit down playing games all day in my bedroom naked.

Darkgnaw 9 years ago

Two words SUPER POWERS

Thrilmalia 12 years ago

My ideal life is the life of a queen and I don´t have to go anywhere!

velvetunion 10 years ago

remember you're not actually stubbing your toe the initial stubbing is not that bad most of the pain comes after its "stubbing" not "have stubbed"

BluePantalaimon 5 years ago

Get a wheelchair

zaki43410 11 years ago

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