You live your ideal life
but
Every time you take a step it feels like you're stubbing your toe(s)
I will not


DungeonMaster2510 years ago
My ideal life would be to not feel pain. LOOPHOLES

DrInconsiderate8 years ago
You won't feel pain even when you have your hand on a hot pot

Justin Frank12 years ago
In my ideal life I wouldn't need to walk

paltil7 years ago
Same
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TechMark7 years ago
my ideal life would have me with super powers including telekenisis letting me float everywhere

AssassinBoi8 years ago
But... In my ideal life I would never stub a toe or feel like I'm stubbing one. Paradox?

tessiebear10 years ago
Just fly duh

s_exybeast7 years ago
in my ideal life I’d have a fucking flying wheelchair

Animus_RainWing_NightWing_Hybrid7 years ago
Okay, let"s think about this. If I wanted to press this, I would make myself immune to the feeling of stubbing my toe, or actually stubbing it. I would make myself taller than anybody that teases me for being short, and be able to break any law or rule wit...[Show full comment]

Ryan3nd3r2 years ago
That, is SMORT

VirginiaHB7 years ago
That’s a living hell

CorrosiveStar07 years ago
Well i clicked a button and I don't have legs I have wings and I can fly at 150 MPH! So HELL YEAH!!

MoistBiscuit8 years ago
One word...........moped

Hamburger Guy8 years ago
My life is already ideal

jkmc12059 years ago
Then it wouldn't be an ideal life.

CMHammond9 years ago
In a ideal life, ignoring the countless other things, anyone who stubs their toe(s) doesn't feel anything, and it doesn't get damaged.

Tim Lowery12 years ago
oh look satin made a thing...

jaymock79 years ago
I think he means satin like the material
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Noah Warkentine12 years ago
My ideal life is one in which I never stub my toe. Eat it.

Electric Dinosaur9 years ago
It said it feels like it

Nathan Tebedo12 years ago
In your Ideal life you could have a Meca-Suit that would walk you around, thus eliminating the toes problem

Luqueasaur10 years ago
You FEEL you stub your toe, you don't necessarily do

Melanin Coating9 years ago
That would make my life mych less ideal

You-sir-neigh-mmm7 years ago
My ideal life. Ride a segway everywhere

MrSnipeySniper10 years ago
In my ideal life, I wouldn't need to walk or run or anything!

seashaw8 years ago
My ideal life I'm a metamorphous wizard so that would happen anyway?

FredHorvatin7 years ago
then it would be a paradox

TheMightyJagrafess10 years ago
Wheelchair

Petalmoon9 years ago
I would be a winged person with fox ears a fox tail and a pet dragon

jayfeather9 years ago
peh i have rocket boots

( Jeff The Killer )9 years ago
In my ideal life I fly not walk so.....problem solved

Petergriffin1122 years ago
Pains go away after you get use to it, or just kill the nerves.

The cow that wanted to rule the world9 years ago
In my ideal life I could fly, turn invisible, be forever young, be able to swap genders at any time, change my appearance at any time, not be able to feel pain, be rich, everyone agreeing with me, be the best at drawing, be super strong, be really fast, no...[Show full comment]

Micgroober8 years ago
I'll get flight powers :)

ecoll198411 years ago
Yes! An excuse to stay in bed!

Castleswimmerfan5 years ago
I fly

UsARnayme10 years ago
My ideal life is a wold where i dont stub my toes...

Donteverusetoilets8 years ago
In mine I hover soooooooo

Death32329 years ago
This is already my life

thetroller9 years ago
WTF i have this app for a week and this is the 3 time that i see this one

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
my ideal life im a teleporting anti hero cleaning up the scum of the world. i dont step, i float(no legs to cut under either)

Gengrevious10 years ago
What if you lose your legs huh

christian W9 years ago
I can deal with that..................OW MY TOE!!!

FryingPanda7 years ago
I can fly in my ideal life

Caleb McMahan10 years ago
my ideal life involves me never feeling like i stubbed my toe, or stubbing my toe win-win loophole

Assassin Squid9 years ago
use a wheel chair

NavyNash8 years ago
I already stub my toes on everything now so, I don't wanna keep doing that.....

thatbobandude11 years ago
Hell no!

I push your button!9 years ago
Floating loopholes

catloverb4 years ago
I DO NOT NEED THAT PIAN

samppa133710 years ago
In my ideal life I would have Flight. Sooooo

mampfer9 years ago
In my ideal life I'll have artificial toes then.

FOS-RO-DA6 years ago
Wait, that"s not ideal, so therefore the good would cancel out the bad.

lordkerwyn10 years ago
well that wouldn't be ideal soo lol hole

djmario439 years ago
Justin

Mad_hatter98765437 years ago
I shun my toe every step already soooooooooo press
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