The Force, Jedi, And Lightsabers are real and you become a Jedi.
but
The government will hunt you down with the goal of figuring out how your abilities and your ligthsaber work.
I will not

ShadowMarco 11 years ago
i'm not the jedi that you are looking for.. YOU ARE THE JEDI YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!

CormacMcG123 9 years ago
*starts shooting self*
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SwagAddict338 3 years ago
so true!!!w

Marco Paschetta 13 years ago
Hunt me down, come on, I dare you motherfuckers.

SuperGamin 4 years ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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KillerCubePlays 11 years ago
This is not the jedi you're looking for

masterDoge 10 years ago
CUT EM UP WITH THE LIGHT SABER AND THROW THEM OFF THE WORLD WITH THE FORCE

lifree13 3 years ago
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ur_mum 9 years ago
execute order SIXTY SIX

Zombiebrofist 11 years ago
Kill him with the.............FORCE and seriously government vs Jedi come on people

TheGamerSage 9 years ago
They"d probably win, a metric shitton of Jedis die

gay_retard 10 years ago
Come at be mothafuckas, I can throw a tank with my mind, bitch.

Noor 11 years ago
I am a Jedi!!!!!!!!!

Heylox 11 years ago
soo ill just slice and dice

Diego Santiago 13 years ago
use jedi mind trick, to make them believe you don't exist

Price511 8 years ago
You don't need to see his identification
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Leemurweeks 10 years ago
I Would Become A With Force Lightning Motherf**kers

CormacMcG123 9 years ago
I saw star wars and lightsabers in the title and pressed it instantly

JordanTurner 9 years ago
FUCK JEDI I WANT TO BE SITH.

Z_Emruld 9 years ago
And I like sith and Jedi

Z_Emruld 9 years ago
I love Star Wars

idothesuperepic 9 years ago
This is not the human you are looking for...

SamuelSarver 9 years ago
I can use the jedi mind trick

MinePro9 11 years ago
Too fucking bad, I'll slice em in half.

Helox Darkstar 11 years ago
Wait we are all jedis because we pressed da button JEDI ARMY DA HELL OUT OF THEM

Fridge Logic 13 years ago
Your average plot in every action movie on earth,

Angel Lewis 13 years ago
I'll kill all you bitches with two light sabers

lifree13 3 years ago
pls no

Daniel Tickner 13 years ago
this is not the pony you are looking for

Crystal_Iceheart 9 years ago
Where is that from? If it"s pony related I must know
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WinterSlytherin 8 years ago
Jedi don't get to have fun, I don't wanna be one of "em lame fuckers

Lvcifer616 9 years ago
So it"s the rise of the empire?

Professor_ 11 years ago
Just show them. Its not that hard. I chose... to go peacefully, and make a truce.

Uncookedham87 10 years ago
Am I the only one who noticed they spelled lightsaber wrong

Jett Burns 13 years ago
So simple, you just let them study you for a bit.....DUH.

Cherrybomb12 9 years ago
I could just kill them I am a jedi

johny563 11 years ago
THERE WOULD BE OTHER JEDIS TO GET

End3rc0re 5 years ago
upside?

SilentCobra 10 years ago
Jedi mind trick, BITCH! BRING IT ON!

Somerandomwizard 9 years ago
*they find me* me: these are not the droi- I mean- this is not the man you are looking for.

huskyshouldlive 11 years ago
I can hide in my basement and play will you press the button...

D4r7hN3b223 6 years ago
hunt me down and get cut down bitch

stileskatt 10 years ago
Can I be a sith instead?

Cocoacuphead 9 years ago
Fuk the Jedi I want to be a bounty hunter

agreivous586 11 years ago
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? *shoots I have the force stupid. You're out of options.

Glennator 10 years ago
come on, fight me bro, come at me motherfucker.

xander1234111 12 years ago
i would give the goverment the secrets. LOOPHOLE

MrSteroids 11 years ago
just let them know how the powers work and they'll let you go

rexafun12 10 years ago
Tem smart. U go 2 cooleg?

LongLeafBlade 12 years ago
I don't trust the government!

Dunies457xxx 8 years ago
I don't care if the government is after me, I can move giant objects at will, super jump, and I have a weapon that can slice through nearly everything. Bring it on.

GoldenOctopus 11 years ago
The government is weak minded... Jedi mind trick... See what I'm saying?

SleepyFurry87 2 years ago
*Waves hand* The Force, Jedi, and Lightsabers don't exist...

ireku 10 years ago
Show the world my power and tell them im god make my own religion and take over the world and of course the goverment too

John Herbert 11 years ago
Mmm... I feel a parody coming on. *pushes button!*

stormmanic 9 years ago
Slice them down😈
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