The Force, Jedi, And Lightsabers are real and you become a Jedi.
but
The government will hunt you down with the goal of figuring out how your abilities and your ligthsaber work.
I will not


SwagAddict3382 years ago
so true!!!w

ShadowMarco9 years ago
i'm not the jedi that you are looking for.. YOU ARE THE JEDI YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!

CormacMcG1237 years ago
*starts shooting self*
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Marco Paschetta12 years ago
Hunt me down, come on, I dare you motherfuckers.

SuperGamin3 years ago
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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KillerCubePlays9 years ago
This is not the jedi you're looking for

masterDoge8 years ago
CUT EM UP WITH THE LIGHT SABER AND THROW THEM OFF THE WORLD WITH THE FORCE

lifree132 years ago
.......
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ur_mum7 years ago
execute order SIXTY SIX

TheGamerSage8 years ago
They"d probably win, a metric shitton of Jedis die

Zombiebrofist 9 years ago
Kill him with the.............FORCE and seriously government vs Jedi come on people

gay_retard8 years ago
Come at be mothafuckas, I can throw a tank with my mind, bitch.

Noor9 years ago
I am a Jedi!!!!!!!!!

Heylox9 years ago
soo ill just slice and dice

Leemurweeks9 years ago
I Would Become A With Force Lightning Motherf**kers

Diego Santiago12 years ago
use jedi mind trick, to make them believe you don't exist

Price5117 years ago
You don't need to see his identification
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CormacMcG1237 years ago
I saw star wars and lightsabers in the title and pressed it instantly

JordanTurner7 years ago
FUCK JEDI I WANT TO BE SITH.

Z_Emruld7 years ago
And I like sith and Jedi

Z_Emruld7 years ago
I love Star Wars

idothesuperepic8 years ago
This is not the human you are looking for...

SamuelSarver8 years ago
I can use the jedi mind trick

MinePro99 years ago
Too fucking bad, I'll slice em in half.

Helox Darkstar9 years ago
Wait we are all jedis because we pressed da button JEDI ARMY DA HELL OUT OF THEM

Fridge Logic12 years ago
Your average plot in every action movie on earth,

Angel Lewis12 years ago
I'll kill all you bitches with two light sabers

lifree132 years ago
pls no

Daniel Tickner12 years ago
this is not the pony you are looking for

Crystal_Iceheart7 years ago
Where is that from? If it"s pony related I must know
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TheTruepanther6 years ago
Who said I have to be a jedi when I can just be neutral

Degenerate8 years ago
Lmao

emenem9 years ago
if you're a good jedi whit a lot of power than the hole coverment cant do shit to you

Christopher Carpenter10 years ago
Take me. Go on ahead. I'll just tear down the government from the inside.

faintpluto6609 years ago
YEAH WAT MARKO PASCHETTA SAID

joran8179 years ago
no downside!!

JellyfishOnToast7 years ago
I hate star wars

Etsimaresei9 years ago
I need to learn how they work, right?

Apollo9243 years ago
I’ll just choke them to death with the force.

strikerkagami9 years ago
I'd just tell them and go free, really.

Malcolmxt7 years ago
So if i become a sith im super poerfull beacause ill balence the force. Now i can lift a skyscraper and which government?

dtfe9 years ago
http://WillYouPressTheButton.com/287034 Check out this one. Should be hard to choose one to click or to not.

MaahSebastian8 years ago
Why not tell them and then mute them, so they know, but they can't tell anyone?

Mr Demon7 years ago
I am one with the Force, and the Force is one with me.

Ruby_Rose9 years ago
Lol, fuck being a Jedi! Come to the Dark side bitches! (we have free cookies)

Helox Darkstar9 years ago
COOKIES! COOKIES COOKIES! wait don't we have cookies on this web MEH

RamboCreativity8 years ago
If I was in the starwars universe I"d be a purple lightsaber anyway so *lightsaber sounds*

Wholock101010 years ago
Only Jedi can wield a light saber.

Uncookedham879 years ago
Statement unproven by STAR WARS VII

Peginop025 years ago
Just tell the others to get me out lol

Bad9 years ago
They can't ever get me

EleonoraValentini8 years ago
I'm a Jedi you can't hunt me down 🖕🏻 Fuck you governement

Josieisamazing10 years ago
I'll fight them off with the lightsaber

Sansthecomic3577 years ago
I dare those fuckers to come anywhere near me

cow4cow9 years ago
SCREW THE FUCKING GOVERMENT

Hodgepodge3218 years ago
What if I just tell them? Will they stop chasing me? xD

sanic the sonic9 years ago
How about I fuck the goverment

Uncookedham879 years ago
Yeah, with the force, that wouldn't take as long ( Í¡° ͜ʖ Í¡°)

Cheshire shadow9 years ago
*uses force to stop agents*
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