Will You Press The Button?

FrettinTeen18 years ago

"Now that I found the million dollars, I'm only half the man I used to be!"

WalrusGumboot7 years ago

"All my trouble seemed so far away..."

memandylov9 years ago

It says UNTIL the rest of my life. Technically every waking moment is part of the rest of my life so I would never have to live with only the left side

DragonEXE8 years ago

half yo body gone. you"re guts gonna fall out. you die fool!

NotTheProtagonist3 years ago

But you’ll die a 100-millionaire who has a car.

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CharlotteTheQueenBee9 years ago

Again eww. And think about this your guts would be hanging out!

Ben Anderson-Hitchen12 years ago

use the money and become a CYBORG!!!

Thecockatoo1992 years ago

Exactly

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SorbetCitron7 years ago

with only the left half of your body, your life will end... soon.

AhmetSabir7 years ago

Cyborg time

TheMultimention8 years ago

Become a cyborg and get other upgrades (flight, superpowers etc.)

spiff8 years ago

UNTIL the rest of your life. not FOR the rest of you life

kamilko SK9 years ago

I'm in the uk and we don't have dollars, so no

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zombieslayer dragon born9 years ago

Cyborg here i come

Sheryl See12 years ago

So do I become Marco Bodt or

HomicidalCupcakesss7 years ago

Bad.

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Joanna Rachel Bruce12 years ago

Then how would I drive the car?

Themauf6 years ago

Or live?

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Ian Moldovan12 years ago

.... until the rest of my life?

Themauf6 years ago

Until you rest for your whole life? I would like to

PaytonM1607 years ago

Cyborgggg

Ifunda9 years ago

Hell i dont mind. Ill be all right in the long run

MazMeowmam8 years ago

XD OH MY GOD BAD PUNS DOH

person#19 years ago

YES!!

tox1csting3r9 years ago

the rest of your life is 10 seconds

Aziez9 years ago

That means i'm dead?

Silentagent4 years ago

I hate driving anyway

trevormoney19 years ago

Upside?

Gvondobschutz218 years ago

suckers i am a lefty

kamilko SK9 years ago

Find the letter S to get 1000000000p 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555S55555555555555555555555555555

JackRock8 years ago

I'm left brained so y"all got the short end of the stick

SmileyMelons 9 years ago

The rest of your body comes back instantly, because "Until the rest of your life" means after the wish the downside becomes void...

PartySlime767 years ago

Just use the money to regain your right side

Ddoomsday Timothys12 years ago

use the money to become half plant half human and change my name to obito

Naopol9 years ago

Im left handed but that would mean im dead?

Investigate3117 years ago

lol mad short life though

The elusive weegee9 years ago

Biomedical engineering

MattKotlarsic8 years ago

You can't live with only half of your body cuz your heart is in the center so that would be cut and u would die

Alexis Black9 years ago

Get spliced

PressedIt24last year

I have 100 million dollars and a car of my choice, great. Um, quick question. HOW DO I DRIVE THE CAR WITH ONE LEG AND ONE ARM?!

Loserboy189 years ago

UNTIL, UNTIL, UNTIL. WHEN IS THE REST OF MY LIFE

liltokil9 years ago

no way I would cry

Sinsborn5 years ago

But can get half of sex

NEARNEARNEAR10 years ago

If Marco can do it, so can I.

DizzyFTW8 years ago

Crap ur right ben

Splatatat7 years ago

Wait. I'm left handed. WHY DID I SAY NO!?!

KostyaHellstorm4 years ago

the right side controls the left and vica verca

Dick Fucker from Dirty village in slovak republic9 years ago

Yep.

Lenny9 years ago

i have my hearth on right side, soooo?

Panifex8 years ago

The "rest of your life" would be less than three seconds

imavirginnn4 years ago

Hey, Do You Want To Be Rich, AND Have The Car Of Your Dreams? Well Give Me Half Of Your Body

CTViolet9 years ago

Just buy a new one! XD

thatgirlniamya9 years ago

So I can just whisper to everyone "I am not all right"

mads the great10 years ago

So i'm guessing that you just lose half your body at the moment you recieve the stuff, but a little while after, the event is over and "the rest of your life" begins. Then you'd regain your other half, as it said until the rest of your life.

Bighitminer8 years ago

Sounds good I'm a lefty anywase

Shanikan9 years ago

I like my right side

xXDunk_Master999Xx9 years ago

get an operation so my cells duplicate on the other side of my body so like is normal... im rich and i can f*ck my wife if i had one

xXDunk_Master999Xx9 years ago

i meant life is normal

Falx1019 years ago

Wait how do I live then? We need a full heart to be alive

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